Originally Posted by 2Judy:
“LEAVE IT LUKEY HE'S NOT WORTH IT.
I've decided I need to step up to the plate,and help make the world a better place this week.
Lukey and me was held up in that hostage drama the other week, when a bloke made a bomb threat and Tottrenham Court Road in London was closed - and we ended up having are own dust up...
I'd just finished the officail shoot for my panto and we was stuck in a traffic jam, when some bloke cut us up not once bu twice, but when we got to a set of red lights he started giving the blower sign to me, like it was all my fault.
With that my Lukey took matters into his own hands, he leapt out of the car opened the other guys door, took his keys out of the ignition and threw them down the street.
Before I could even open my gob they was having a proper wrestle in the street. Not a punch was thrown but there was headlocks and grunting like it was a WWF smackdown.
I jumped out and started going mental at Luke, I was ranting like a fishwife and kicking Luke int he shins as hard as I could, so he would let the guy out of the headlock. When Lukey let go though, this guy grabbed my car keys and tried to throw them. I went even more mental than Lukey had and started wrestling him for my keys.
The lights went green and with everyone behind beeping at us, we got into our cars with lots of swearing and drove off.
I dont like all this social unrest though, it gets me proper down, so I've decided to something about it, Im running for Major of Bristol. Luke thinks its hilarious, but I've told him one more Randy Mare/ Major joke and he will get another swift one in the shins....
Josie top totty is Alandro Penna .”
is it just me or ar theres going more strang every weak im sat hear shaking my head it just well dont no what to say