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Great Soap one-liners
Soaps take a bit of a knocking on here sometimes but there must be something to them if we all keep watching.
David's (Emmerdale) "In me dress" is a classic. This week I've been watching BGT so only catching up on Emmerdale and Corrie today. I've started this thread cos I thought people could add a few funnies each week. So far Emmerdale: Nicola "I must practice my child neglect more" Dingles in serious hospital scene trying to find out how Zak is: Cain: "Why don't you ask me a question I can answer?" Sam: "What was it like in the helicopter?" |
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Phil Mitchell to Ben Mitchell: "I wish you'd died in that car crash". Touching.
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"She just sat up, broke wind... and died"
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Billy: 'Hev's eating cheese with the big man upstairs."
Ian: "Who, Phil?" Classic
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Norman Bates with a Briefcase
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'Good looks are a curse, Diedre....you and Kenneth should think yourselves lucky'
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its like jeremy kyle without the fat people.
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Phil Mitchell to Ben Mitchell: "I wish you'd died in that car crash". Touching.
Thanks everyone for the ones so far. I'm sure Norris will have a few in the run up to the wedding. |
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Not exactly a one liner but the way Paul in Corrie shouted that line upstairs to Leslie made me chuckle.
''You've just had your dinner, EGG AND CHIPS'' ![]() ![]()
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Roy Evans to Pat, ' i dont like your earrings!' just the look on pats face when he said it
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Becky Granger has thrown away Michelle's ring. Blanche Hunt (to Steve MacDonald): That's the second fiance to chuck that ring away. You'd be better off buying a boomerang!
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'she isnt judith, she's janine and she's about as jewish as a bacon sandwich.'
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Blanche to Peter about the thermometer he was using in his mouth : "It's rectal, but it's been through the dishwasher!"
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Rose: "Andrew loves his brown sauce" (or something similar)
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Dingles in serious hospital scene trying to find out how Zak is:
Cain: "Why don't you ask me a question I can answer?" Sam: "What was it like in the helicopter?" "If only he'd worn on slip on shoes!" |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2hSwwwoGrs
4:17 Zoe to Sharon: "you're a sad jealous cow! You will never have him! Never!" - wanna bet?
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Peter Beale 'Why can't you accept Whitney as my girlfriend?'
Ian: 'Because she's a walking STD' one of the best one liners ever
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Quote:
Peter Beale 'Why can't you accept Whitney as my girlfriend?'
Ian: 'Because she's a walking STD' one of the best one liners ever
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LOL I remember that - Ian's a legend
![]() Few years ago, when he chucked Fatboy and co out of his house , he was like 'you get me?' the way Fats would say it. Love Bealey! |
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Peter Beale 'Why can't you accept Whitney as my girlfriend?'
Ian: 'Because she's a walking STD' one of the best one liners everI can never hate on Ian for long though. He's too pathetic to hate.
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You need slappin down.
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When Big Mo arrived in 2000 and Kat asked her who Pat was (they arrived during Ethel Skinner's funeral and Pat was in a car) Mo said: 'That's Pat. she's got married so many times that i don't know what her second name is these days'.
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Dennis (about Phil): Give him another couple of thousand years and he'll invent the wheel.
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Blanche at the AA meeting:
"Is there some correlation between how boring you are and how much you drink?"
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Gotta love Blanche lol
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