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Old 20-05-2012, 16:51   #26
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Not bothered either and will catch nothing.
So pleased you joined this forum. You are a real asset.
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Old 20-05-2012, 16:53   #27
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oops, still sore from yesterday i see
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Old 20-05-2012, 17:20   #28
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Not bothered either and will catch nothing.
So not a southern softie then...
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Old 20-05-2012, 17:20   #29
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Well Winston Churchill didn;t wash his hands. Famous come-back of his:

Young man [after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands]: At Eton, they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.
Churchill: At Harrow, they taught us not to piss on our hands.
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Old 20-05-2012, 17:25   #30
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I was wondering, do people wash their hands after tying their laces (splashes, misdirection of aim)
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Old 20-05-2012, 17:27   #31
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Not bothered either and will catch nothing.
Thanks for that.
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Old 20-05-2012, 17:29   #32
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I have learned to urinate accurately and rarely miss with a number 2 either
OMG I spat out my tea and am getting funny looks - hilarious.
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Old 20-05-2012, 17:56   #33
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If germ avoidance is paramount you're better off fondling your balls than touching your mouse, keyboard, or touchscreen.
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Old 20-05-2012, 17:58   #34
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I don't really think it's that important for women to wash their hands everytime they pee as they don't touch their bits in doing so.
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Old 20-05-2012, 17:58   #35
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All I gotta say is
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Old 20-05-2012, 18:00   #36
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and what a pathetic thread
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Old 20-05-2012, 18:03   #37
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correct just as there is everywhere
There's more bacteria in the armpits and pubic area than anywhere else on the body though.
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Old 20-05-2012, 18:10   #38
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and what a pathetic thread

"new garnier body lotion ad"

that was one of your threads I loved the best
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Old 20-05-2012, 18:22   #39
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Old 20-05-2012, 18:25   #40
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Well as long as you havent peed all over your hands and you're clean down there then it doesnt really matter.
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Old 20-05-2012, 19:38   #41
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Urgh, im not shaking your hands then.
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Old 20-05-2012, 19:40   #42
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Wow, what a badass!
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Old 20-05-2012, 19:43   #43
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I don't wash my hands after a wee. No need to, unless you splash on to your hands.
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Old 20-05-2012, 19:52   #44
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Only wimps wash their hands.
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Old 20-05-2012, 19:53   #45
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and what a pathetic thread
As opposed to your intellectually superior offerings.
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Old 20-05-2012, 19:55   #46
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I don't wash my hands after a wee. No need to, unless you splash on to your hands.
Do you ever splash on your hands?
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Old 20-05-2012, 19:56   #47
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and what a pathetic thread
If this thread is pathetic, what does that make you commenting on said thread
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Old 20-05-2012, 20:01   #48
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Do you ever splash on your hands?
No...
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Old 20-05-2012, 20:01   #49
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Do you spend ten minutes shaking the drips off instead?

Or something.
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Old 20-05-2012, 20:08   #50
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2319! We have a 2319!
Haha
'George Sanderson...'
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