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Old 21-05-2012, 22:28   #26
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Maybe she senses your depression and wants to cheer you up?
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:28   #27
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In Germany, when at the deli counter and you have a child with you, the child near enough always gets a slice of some meat/sausage. Usually to shut it up from screaming or asking stupid questions.
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:30   #28
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NO CHRIS.. THEY WOULD HAVE TO PROVE IT...
and a few slices of meat is hardly worth it..
I can recommend the Finest turkey breast as it's proper turkey, no added water and such like the pre-packed stuff.
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:30   #29
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I don't know if she fancies me or what but I don't want her to get in to any trouble
I think I can safely say that she most probably doesn't.
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:33   #30
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I think I can safely say that she most probably doesn't.
Okay then well I'll just chill and go in as normal, no more or no less often. Not going tomorrow anyway.
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:34   #31
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I really fancy a samosa now

I used to work with a lovely Mancunian Pakistani girl who used to bring in ones made by her mother. Awful to work with but those samosas were lush
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:34   #32
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In Germany, when at the deli counter and you have a child with you, the child near enough always gets a slice of some meat/sausage. Usually to shut it up from screaming or asking stupid questions.
You can ask to taste cheese or cooked meats there, if there's something you have never eaten. Olives too.
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:35   #33
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I really fancy a samosa now

I used to work with a lovely Mancunian Pakistani girl who used to bring in ones made by her mother. Awful to work with but those samosas were lush
The Chicken Hut takeaway near us sells samosas and an Indian lady near us makes them for them every day and they're lovely.
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:42   #34
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I can recommend the Finest turkey breast as it's proper turkey, no added water and such like the pre-packed stuff.
sounds delicious Chris.. wish i had a secret admirer at my local deli..
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:42   #35
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The Chicken Hut takeaway near us sells samosas and an Indian lady near us makes them for them every day and they're lovely.
Noted
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:44   #36
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Noted
Not very healthy though. Tesco's aren't bad. My Indian neighbour gave me some once and OMG they were SO HOT!
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:48   #37
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I've just brought up a baked bean.
And now I'm mopping tea off my keyboard - thanks!
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:50   #38
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And now I'm mopping tea off my keyboard - thanks!
Please, this is a serious thread.
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Old 21-05-2012, 22:51   #39
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sounds delicious Chris.. wish i had a secret admirer at my local deli..
Well you may have. Do you go to one often?
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Old 21-05-2012, 23:00   #40
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Deffo fancies you Chris...

You should go for it
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Old 21-05-2012, 23:02   #41
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Deffo fancies you Chris...

You should go for it
I'd like to and my wife couldn't care less. She wishes I'd get someone else.
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Old 21-05-2012, 23:02   #42
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Please, this is a serious thread.
maybe in you head, based on past form you can understand peoples reaction.

If you really want to put this girl off then just tell you you have your cats to keep you company and are not looking for anybody else at the moment.
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Old 21-05-2012, 23:04   #43
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This thread was brought to you by the joke about the wife who caught her husband with his k*** in the bacon slicer...
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Old 21-05-2012, 23:06   #44
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This thread was brought to you by the joke about the wife who caught her husband with his k*** in the bacon slicer...
I have no idea what that's even about. Never heard the joke and nothing to do with me relating this true experience.
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Old 21-05-2012, 23:11   #45
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Chris, let's just say that this woman actually exists and what you say is (partly) true. Why didn't you just man up? You need to tell her you're going through a divorce, ask what time she finishes and see if she wants to grab a quick drink afterwards? The worst thing that could happen is she says no, however, the best thing is that you could be having 'little Chris' polished by some hot thing 20 years your junior.

Do the maths.
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Old 21-05-2012, 23:14   #46
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Chris, I never thought you were a wind up before but this totally confirms it.

Love it though!
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Old 21-05-2012, 23:16   #47
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of course she could be a DS member an a fan of Chris's posts.......
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Old 21-05-2012, 23:17   #48
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Chris, let's just say that this woman actually exists and what you say is (partly) true. Why didn't you just man up? You need to tell her you're going through a divorce, ask what time she finishes and see if she wants to grab a quick drink afterwards? The worst thing that could happen is she says no, however, the best thing is that you could be having 'little Chris' polished by some hot thing 20 years your junior.

Do the maths.
I think I'll do that. She asked if I was married so I said "Well separated but living still in the same house" and she said "so you're like a free man, can do what you like then, date etc?" I said "yeah, suppose so"
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Old 21-05-2012, 23:18   #49
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Chris, I never thought you were a wind up before but this totally confirms it.

Love it though!
I am offended and saddened that you think this is a wind-up as it's not.
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Old 21-05-2012, 23:19   #50
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I am offended and saddened that you think this is a wind-up as it's not.
Sure it's not.
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