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Old 22-05-2012, 16:52   #1
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kerry katona does it again
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a382914/britney-spears-looks-like-shes-in-towie-says-kerry-katona.html

ohhhh the irony
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Old 22-05-2012, 16:57   #2
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She must think she should have been chosen.
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Old 22-05-2012, 16:59   #3
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I despise Katona .................. filthy, repulsive gutter snipe at its most vile

Give it another ten years & she'll be thirty stone & back on that council estate in Warrington.

Can't wait personally.
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:00   #4
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I despise Katona .................. filthy, repulsive gutter snipe at its most vile

Give it another ten years & she'll be thirty stone & back on that council estate in Warrington.

Can't wait personally.
I wouldn't have gone that far, but after these latest comments I'm not so sure. Do you ever see Katona when SHE doesn't look she needs an almighty big scrub.
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:01   #5
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And even when Britney looks like a mess (according to Katona) she gets an expensive X factor contract. Katona is lucky if some scrubby tabloid wants to quote her.
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:08   #6
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I despise Katona .................. filthy, repulsive gutter snipe at its most vile

Give it another ten years & she'll be thirty stone & back on that council estate in Warrington.

Can't wait personally.
took the words right out of my mouth
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:12   #7
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I wouldn't have gone that far, but after these latest comments I'm not so sure. Do you ever see Katona when SHE doesn't look she needs an almighty big scrub.
Indeed. The irony. She always looks like she'd reek of Eau de Stale Kebab. I love how Kerry always identifies with people so vastly removed from her in talent terms.
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:20   #8
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I havent been able to breathe for 10 seconds. Gurney scrubber bankrupt liar bad mother Katona critisizes another (better) mum with mental issues??????? I have heard it all now. Cant some vet just shoot her with a dart?
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:26   #9
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Katona recently revealed that she often gets called "the British version of Britney"
Can someone enlighten me as to when this has happened?
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:26   #10
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I despise Katona .................. filthy, repulsive gutter snipe at its most vile

Give it another ten years & she'll be thirty stone & back on that council estate in Warrington.

Can't wait personally.


Don't be ridiculous....



































She'll be 35 stone, minimum
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:40   #11
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I havent been able to breathe for 10 seconds. Gurney scrubber bankrupt liar bad mother Katona critisizes another (better) mum with mental issues??????? I have heard it all now. Cant some vet just shoot her with a dart?
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:46   #12
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She should ask for her money back.
All that liposuction and she's still full of crap.
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:52   #13
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Wow I take it Katona hasnt got round to scraping all that coke and snot off her mirror because she sure as hell can't see her own reflection in it.
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:54   #14
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Britney is and always will be a international star whereas Kerry is only a star in her own mind. The only thing that she has in common with Britney is being Bi-Polar. Nobody will ever made a tv show about Kerry being too sexy, like Glee and she has never done anything like Toxic either..
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:56   #15
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She should ask for her money back.
All that liposuction and she's still full of crap.
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Old 22-05-2012, 17:58   #16
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Can someone enlighten me as to when this has happened?
In her wildest dreams.

Wasn't she telling the mags, that she almost got reunited with McFadden, but instead he met his current gf and didn't get to meet Katona at all. In her mind meeting her ex = getting back together romantically.
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Old 22-05-2012, 18:06   #17
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Can someone enlighten me as to when this has happened?
Both said they were bipolar to cover up their drug taking.

That's all they have in common, I think.
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Old 22-05-2012, 18:08   #18
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She should ask for her money back.
All that liposuction and she's still full of crap.
She'll have to be careful piling the pounds back on, once you have liposuction doesn't the fat appear in other places, like on your back?
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Old 22-05-2012, 18:24   #19
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How on earth can she say anyone else needs a good scrub when she's the soapiest looking skank known to man. That's without mentioning her mother who looks like she could be soaked in bleach for a month and still come out soapy

I'm no fan of Britney at all but she's had a 10 year plus career and by career, I don't mean talking on one single and then being a professional meeja ho.

But it's just a bit of sh*te to keep her gurning mooey in the headlines until her next engagement/wedding/pregnancy/divorce/breakdown
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Old 22-05-2012, 18:27   #20
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She'll have to be careful piling the pounds back on, once you have liposuction doesn't the fat appear in other places, like on your back?
It's her second or third bout of lipo iirc. So it's a short term fix to enable her to shove her face full of beef curry and kebab for a couple of years before the next wrokout DVD beckons
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Old 22-05-2012, 19:10   #21
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Kerry Katona is a nasty trog, will never have Britneys talent, at least Britney has picked herself up and is sorting herself out - Kerry your a has been and a never been.

Just jog on and stop begging for any sort of publicity.
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Old 22-05-2012, 19:17   #22
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It's her second or third bout of lipo iirc. So it's a short term fix to enable her to shove her face full of beef curry and kebab for a couple of years before the next wrokout DVD beckons
I don't think it matters how many times she has it done.
Always has been a useless no-mark tub of lard,always will be.
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Old 22-05-2012, 20:45   #23
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Katona's been quite nasty for no reason recently. I can only imagine that she's about to release something and wants the publicity/attention.
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Old 22-05-2012, 20:55   #24
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Seriously that woman is only clean for 5 minutes and now she thinks she can talk about others!

Clearly a very desperate way of getting publicity!
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Old 22-05-2012, 20:56   #25
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Can someone enlighten me as to when this has happened?
When Britney went mental and lost custody of her kids.
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