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Hahahahah. Jade and Nick unable to use a calculator
Enidan
23-05-2012
Maybe it was a scientific calculator.
sianlovescats
23-05-2012
I was more gobsmacked when the idiot woman in the back of the car shouted that the massage company that she had just spoken to on the other end of the phone was a whorehouse. I remember the name of the company as stated by the woman who answered the phone. I haven’t watched this series so I don’t know the idiot’s name, but she is the project manager of the team.
Enidan
23-05-2012
Originally Posted by sianlovescats:
“I was more gobsmacked when the idiot woman in the back of the car shouted that the massage company that she had just spoken to on the other end of the phone was a whorehouse. I remember the name of the company as stated by the woman who answered the phone. I haven’t watched this series so I don’t know the idiot’s name, but she is the project manager of the team.”

That will be Jade.
capekdeh
23-05-2012
The problem in this country is that kids are not taught basic math properly. It is embarassing.
thombo1
23-05-2012
Originally Posted by capekdeh:
“The problem in this country is that kids are not taught basic math properly. It is embarassing.”

Or spelling either.
MrsWatermelon
24-05-2012
That was hilarious. "Is this calculator a bit funny?"
"Er yes."
"Yes, [turns to potential business partner] this calculator is a bit strange."
Dan!
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by MrsWatermelon:
“That was hilarious. "Is this calculator a bit funny?"
"Er yes."
"Yes, [turns to potential business partner] this calculator is a bit strange."”

Hence why I don't want Jade, Nick or Adam to win - they're all incompetant
hiawatha
24-05-2012
Their spelling is atrocious, too.:yawn:
gemma-the-husky
24-05-2012
Marcus Wareing looked none too pleased.
priscilla
24-05-2012
nick was probably typing in 5138008 which if you turn upside down a calculator spell boobies

also cant believe jade said that thai massage thing was a whorehouse then cackled after she said it, imagine if NH was in the car dont think he would be amused
MrsWatermelon
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by priscilla:
“also cant believe jade said that thai massage thing was a whorehouse then cackled after she said it, imagine if NH was in the car dont think he would be amused”

Especially since we clearly heard the name of the business shortly before she said it. If I was their owner I would not be amused - unless of course it is a brothel and they are suddenly getting a lot more business
Inkblot
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by MrsWatermelon:
“Especially since we clearly heard the name of the business shortly before she said it. If I was their owner I would not be amused - unless of course it is a brothel and they are suddenly getting a lot more business ”

The lawyers will have cleared it for broadcast. Maybe the version we saw didn't use the real name of the whorehouse. But it sounded like the person on the other end said something like "no, they don't do that" which implied that "they" weren't the kind of people you can negotiate with.
SydneyHedgehog
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by thombo1:
“Or spelling either. ”

touche!

You hoisted her on her own petard!
YULSTAR
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by priscilla:
“nick was probably typing in 5138008 which if you turn upside down a calculator spell boobies

also cant believe jade said that thai massage thing was a whorehouse then cackled after she said it, imagine if NH was in the car dont think he would be amused”

That would spell Boobeis.........
apprentices
24-05-2012
Originally Posted by gemma-the-husky:
“Marcus Wareing looked none too pleased.”

Ridiculous attitude from that guy!
BigFoot87
24-05-2012
It was cringe-worthy watching that.
tabithakitten
24-05-2012
I wish to see the evidence m'lud. I cannot believe that anyone could be that crass. What weirdo alien futuristic mad piece of technological numeric electronics were they given?
footygirl
25-05-2012
i didn't like Jade's style of management - it was clear she wanted to be the centre of attention - Nick would have done just as good a job of the pitches, but it was me, me, me and then a few more me's after that
DiegoJusticia
25-05-2012
I have the same calculator - you have to press the "S=>D" button when the result is on-screen, otherwise it's given in fractions...
madetomeasure
25-05-2012
Originally Posted by apprentices:
“Ridiculous attitude from that guy!”

Why? he's a professional who had given them his valuable time and they were amateurish and were lucky he didn't chuck them out. He must be another mate of Sugar and Bradys.
Enidan
25-05-2012
Originally Posted by DiegoJusticia:
“I have the same calculator - you have to press the "S=>D" button when the result is on-screen, otherwise it's given in fractions... ”

Makes sense.
apprentices
25-05-2012
Originally Posted by madetomeasure:
“Why? he's a professional who had given them his valuable time and they were amateurish and were lucky he didn't chuck them out. He must be another mate of Sugar and Bradys.”

How were Nick and Jade to know what deal he would offer, what price he would offer, what discount he would offer, and how many deals would be offered for each separate deal, and how many different deals overall he would offer? The 'professional' acted like they had lacked preparation coming into his meeting. All these details obviously had to be worked out on the go as negotiations evolved. OK, so they had a few problems with a scientific calculator. Kill 'em for that.

I'm sure the most efficient use of his 'valuable time' that day was appearing on a high rating primetime BBC program which would generate a large amount of interest/publicity for him.

Really, rude ******* like him should be called out on their behaviour.
Takae
26-05-2012
Originally Posted by sianlovescats:
“I was more gobsmacked when the idiot woman in the back of the car shouted that the massage company that she had just spoken to on the other end of the phone was a whorehouse. I remember the name of the company as stated by the woman who answered the phone. I haven’t watched this series so I don’t know the idiot’s name, but she is the project manager of the team.”

My jaw dropped at that. She would never said it if it was named British Steam and Massage. Of course, whenever Thai is mentioned, most British people usually think one of these four: Green Curry, Bride, Ladyboy or Prostitute.
Rutakateki
26-05-2012
Originally Posted by footygirl:
“i didn't like Jade's style of management - it was clear she wanted to be the centre of attention - Nick would have done just as good a job of the pitches, but it was me, me, me and then a few more me's after that”

I do like your loathing of Jade- it mirrors my own. A clueless, obfuscatory, foghorn-voiced narcissist is my take on her. No idea how she got this far.
Toggler
26-05-2012
Originally Posted by Rutakateki:
“I do like your loathing of Jade- it mirrors my own. A clueless, obfuscatory, foghorn-voiced narcissist is my take on her. No idea how she got this far.”

I third it. As PM she was a total numbskull and an embarrassment.
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