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101 things you've learnt from The Apprentice |
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101 things you've learnt from The Apprentice
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That it doesn't pay to be nice, as you will be 'regretfully' fired. |
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ive learned that if you watch a show at end, it shows next week episode, and u see alan sugar pointing at the fired person
so when u watch the next again week, once the 3 possible people getting fired return to the boardroom....if you remember what way he points , you know who is leaving |
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I've learnt never to buy 100 chickens for 100 pizza's
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#4 I've learnt that business can be exciting.
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#5 I've learnt the sky is not the limit as there are footprints on the moon
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#6 I've learnt that small piece of card that one can draw on is not the next big thing in children's toys.
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#7 You may not always get away with exaggerating educational qualifications on a CV.
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#8 Being the best salesperson in an entire company does not mean you can actually sell
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'funny' videos are not suitable for wine ads
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10. That Caracas is a capital
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Alan sugar likes a bet
why number them? at right side of blue bar has a number |
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Never rest a trampoline against your front when screwing the legs in on national tv!
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Despite what my maths teacher told me you can apparently go beyond 100%.......though whether you can go beyond 100% without sounding like a tit is still questionable...
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That being a key cog doesn't mean anything.
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If you really want a career, go and get on sorting one out. Don’t go for 15 minutes of fame on a TV show, because you will be used and edited to provide ratings.
If you are fresh out of university or under 25, don’t constantly bang on about being the best at this or that, because it is highly likely that you aren’t. |
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Don't believe that you have to slog to get appointments made - they are all made for you or if you have to make your own, the first person you speak to will not only agree to see you but will buy off you.
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You can ask a guy to pull down his pants in the workplace, in order to show you his penis, and it's not sexual harassment. You just wanted to make sure he was Jewish. Honest.
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I've learned that the way to go through life is not to be a one trick pony, but be a field of ponies.
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That Sir Alan's receptionist has the easiet job in the world!
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No matter how fast you run, Nick, Karren and Margaret can always keep up.
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That the French love their children.
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Wearing a beret makes you slightly unstable
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Quote:
Wearing a beret makes you slightly unstable
![]() No Way! How can you not like Lucinda! That wearing a beret gives you amazing powers of motivation and leadership.
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There are six million cat owners in the UK alone and most of them live in London.
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Don't paint a shit Union Jack on a chair.
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