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101 things you've learnt from The Apprentice |
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It is okay to do a reverse Pterodactyl impression in the middle of an interview.
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You have top put numbers because some people do multiples in one post.
#28 That being like Lord Sugar can only get you so far in business. |
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#29 Setting up a business is easy as you will be provided with industrial kitchens, production lines, market stalls, shop units and art galleries at a moment's notice and completely free of charge.
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#30. Trying to sell cheap plastic cheese to the French is a BAD idea.
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# 31 - Shagging a business partner will come back to bite you on the bum, and not in a good way
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# 31 - Shagging a business partner will come back to bite you on the bum, and not in a good way
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#32 Top Hat Dry Cleaners do not actually sell top hats. In fact they're not generally known for selling anything, mainly it's the cleaning they do. In a dry way.
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#32 That "doing the numbers" is not as easy as it seems.
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Basic maths skills are not required to be on The Apprentice
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Never ever go to a Halu Butcher for Kosher Chicken.
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Only losers dine in Bridge Cafe.
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Gymnasiums have no room for Space Hoppers!
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Don't try and sell over priced cheap food as posh nosh at the entrance to a football ground.
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Selling artwork featuring "stupid titties and fish" is achievable if you don't draw a breath when making the pitch to a potential buyer.
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Restaurants will try and win your business by plying you with scallops.
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Stuart Baggs is not even a fish.
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If someone does you over in business, don't worry as they will be kharmically retributed!
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#42 That there's a seemingly neverending supply of pillocks who watch 16 other pillocks acting like pillocks and think 'They're just like me! I could do that! I'm applying!'
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It's useful to be the only member of the team to speak French when in France, as then you can just translate stuff however you feel.
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#44 That promising to make the same mistake over and over again will not save you from the boot.
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#46 If you lose by hundrends then its probably isn't because you overspent on a poster.
(Stop ignoring the second point in #15 with your numbering!) |
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#47 That using Bambi and his mum to make overpriced soup isn't nearly as effective as stripping the local bushes of berries to make overpriced jam/jelly.
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Taking a risk is only a good idea if it pays off.
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That people buy wolf jackets.
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I learned what a 'Cloche' is.
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