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Old 28-05-2012, 21:48
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That if Alan Sugar needed a friend, he'd get a dog.

By the way, it's his money.
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Old 28-05-2012, 21:51
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#52. Cooking sausages on an old tin really does not work well.

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Old 28-05-2012, 22:00
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#53. That biscuits are not the new popcorn
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Old 28-05-2012, 22:37
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No Way! How can you not like Lucinda!
Donīt forget junior Zoe......that is two strikes against the beret


#54. Verbal abuse towards a colleague is ok, but only if they are not on your team (and you donīt what the hell you are talking about)
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Old 29-05-2012, 00:03
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#55 That it's acceptable to eat all the pies.....provided they are undersized and overpriced and served in a swanky eco- friendly recycled carboard box .
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Old 29-05-2012, 11:13
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#56 Sandalwood oil is considerably more expensive than Cedarwood oil.
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Old 29-05-2012, 14:20
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Ask for nigella seeds using the phonetic alphabet - "November. India. Golf. Echo. Lima. Lima. Alpha." - and you'll probably be told to foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo, oscar, foxtrot, foxtrot.

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Old 30-05-2012, 11:59
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The French, although they really love our factory processed blocks of tasteless cheese, somehow have this crazy preference for their own, locally produced, fresh fromages
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Old 30-05-2012, 12:00
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Purple eyeshadow suits no-one
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Old 30-05-2012, 12:15
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That dressing up in Olympian garb wont necessarily win you the task.
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Old 30-05-2012, 18:26
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If you're naming something, check first that you fully understand the word before you send to print.
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Old 30-05-2012, 18:27
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I learned what a 'Cloche' is.
Lol!

I learned that the camera not only adds ten pounds, it can make a short man appear of average height!
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Old 30-05-2012, 18:29
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The French, although they really love our factory processed blocks of tasteless cheese, somehow have this crazy preference for their own, locally produced, fresh fromages
I heard they also like their children! And they drive cars!
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Old 30-05-2012, 19:25
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That East-Europeans blow their load on being 'eento fashion'
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Old 30-05-2012, 20:31
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It's not always good to dance in your pants.
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Old 30-05-2012, 22:03
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The word 'acumen'.
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Old 30-05-2012, 22:07
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That Edinburgh University isn't what it used to be.

That Alan Sugar started his business selling stuff out the back of a van. :sleep:
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Old 30-05-2012, 22:08
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60% of the show is just sprouting BS and using business buzz words.
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Old 30-05-2012, 23:10
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That 'choreography' is a lot like directing.
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Old 30-05-2012, 23:19
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That you need to have a STRATEGY!
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Old 30-05-2012, 23:27
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# 70 that incredibly LS will not invest his pot of money in a 'not for profit' business because he likes a profit.
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Old 31-05-2012, 01:10
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# 71 Apparently the Thames is only the second longest river in London
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Old 31-05-2012, 01:11
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That there are cave men living in the north of England answering to the name of Adam.
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Old 31-05-2012, 01:11
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# 72 Big Ben is apparently 20 diameters in width
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Old 31-05-2012, 02:08
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#73 Getting a scholarship to Sandhurst doesn't sound impressive if repeated constantly
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