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#22 - Muslims do great kosher chicken and if you ask nicely they'll probably wrap it in streaky bacon for you
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#23 - If you gang up on someone in the boardroom you will be karmically retributed by the universe
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#24 A teeshirt is excellent protective clothing when people round you are throwing large quantities of coloured paint around.
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That teaching spelling needs to be taken more seriously in schools. These are clever kids who cannot spell, I am so shocked at them.
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That teaching spelling needs to be taken more seriously in schools. These are clever kids who cannot spell, I am so shocked at them.
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#27 that to look suitably businesslike you need to hold your phone at a right angle in front of your face whilst talking on it!
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This and also that they don't know the planets!!!
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The whole programme is really based on ripping other people off and stroking Alan Sugar's ego.
#28 Making it to the top of a pile of back-biting young capitalist rats is an admirable object. |
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That teaching spelling needs to be taken more seriously in schools. These are clever kids who cannot spell, I am so shocked at them.
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#29. Feel free to lie. But you will be found out because (I'm sorry to shock you, contestants) those people with cameras & boom microphones were actually recording you.
No, seriously, they were. No, really. |
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That the only way to make money is to produce cr*p at the lowest possible price and try to win with volume. Quality, much like any educational qualifications (esp postgrad), does not feature in Sugar's universe.
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That Nick can look like he is sucking on a strong lemon without having a lemon in his mouth.
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#30 I have learned to step up and put myself forward....
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#31 Throwing a candidate under a bus is a skill. An art, even.
Do it clumsily, you get fired. Do it in style, your target gets fired. |
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In addition to giving 110%, you must also be passionate - especially when you are actually really rubbish.
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That the only way to make money is to produce cr*p at the lowest possible price and try to win with volume. Quality, much like any educational qualifications (esp postgrad), does not feature in Sugar's universe.
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It is a gameshow in the end, and the contestants should understand that. The kind of business approach that tries to build customer loyalty over time will obviously not work when a business has a life of one day.
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