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31-05-2012, 21:37
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My best friend is always joking
Wnen my fire he starts a poking He's lewd and he's rude |
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31-05-2012, 21:50
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My best friend is always joking
Wnen my fire he starts a poking He's lewd and he's rude Even when I'm not in the mood |
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31-05-2012, 22:24
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My best friend is always joking
When my fire he starts a poking He's lewd and he's rude Even when I'm not in the mood The little bugger really needs choking |
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31-05-2012, 22:32
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(That made me smile lol)
........................................................... Whilst eating a fish I started to choke |
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31-05-2012, 22:41
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Whilst eating a fish i started to choke
Believe me it wasn't a joke |
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31-05-2012, 22:47
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Whilst eating a fish I started to choke
Believe me it wasn't a joke My eyes bulged "Call a doctor !" |
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31-05-2012, 22:54
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Whilst eating a fish I started to choke
Believe me it wasn't a joke My eyes bulged "Call a doctor !" He arrived by helicopter |
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31-05-2012, 23:03
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Whilst eating a fish I started to choke
Believe me it wasn't a joke My eyes bulged "Call a doctor !" He arrived by helicopter I swooned thinking "What a cool bloke !" |
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01-06-2012, 08:37
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If you swoon as you choke d'you go 'AhhhhAGHHH' ?
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01-06-2012, 16:33
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If you swoon as you choke d'you go 'AhhhhAGHHH' ?
I know a sheep would definitely go "BaaaaaaaAGHHH" ! |
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01-06-2012, 17:28
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If you swoon as you choke d'you go "AhhhhAGHH"?
I know a sheep would definitely go "BaaaaaaAGHHH"! It would depend where you fell |
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01-06-2012, 17:49
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If you swoon as you choke d'you go "AhhhhAGHH"?
I know a sheep would definitely go "BaaaaaaAGHHH"! It would depend where you fell Cos if you went down a well |
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01-06-2012, 20:39
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If you swoon as you choke d'you go "AhhhhAGHH"?
I know a sheep would definitely go "BaaaaaaAGHHH"! It would depend where you fell Cos if you went down a well You'll have a soft landing on our dear old Bellaaahhhh. |
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01-06-2012, 20:50
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Poor Bella got squashed like a pancake
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01-06-2012, 20:54
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Poor Bella got squashed like a pancake
No more she will dance in Swan lake |
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01-06-2012, 20:56
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Poor Bella got squashed like a pancake
No more she will dance in Swan lake So better inflate her |
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01-06-2012, 21:00
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Poor Bella got squashed like a pancake
No more she will dance in Swan lake So better inflate her She'll be here sometime later |
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01-06-2012, 21:04
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Poor Bella got squashed like a pancake
No more she will dance in Swan lake So better inflate her She'll be here sometime later So we better behave for your sake |
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01-06-2012, 21:09
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Poor Bella got squashed like a pancake
No more she will dance in Swan Lake So better inflate her She'll be here sometime later Just as soon as she's finished her steak |
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01-06-2012, 21:11
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Bella liked her rump cooked rare
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01-06-2012, 21:13
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Bella liked her rump cooked rare
I admit I've got rump to spare |
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01-06-2012, 21:15
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Bella liked her rump cooked rare
I admit I've got rump to spare Bella liked her rump cooked rare As I've often seen her laid bare I knew that should fetch her out to play 
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01-06-2012, 21:16
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Bella liked her rump cooked bare
I admit I've got rump to spare Its lean and nutritious |
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01-06-2012, 21:19
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Bella liked her rump cooked bare
I admit I've got rump to spare Its lean and nutritious Bella liked her rump cooked rare As I've often seen her laid bare It's a sight to behold |
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