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Old 06-04-2013, 12:08
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wooo hello CoCers! Nice to see this thread back.

Sounds like nothing has changed in chawnerville. I'm sure if Emma had a car driven into her knee she'd be making a far bigger deal of her injuries, crippled for life etc.
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Old 06-04-2013, 13:45
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It is good to see this thread back.

Wonder what the Chawners make of Mick Phillpot, and why the girls haven't got pregnant yet in order to get more benefits.
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Old 06-04-2013, 14:00
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It is good to see this thread back.

Wonder what the Chawners make of Mick Phillpot, and why the girls haven't got pregnant yet in order to get more benefits.
if they found a boyfriend you can bet Philth would be making them wear chastity belts. After all her doesn't want his darlings girls left with a baby does he?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmehv...=results_video
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Old 06-04-2013, 14:09
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if they found a boyfriend you can bet Philth would be making them wear chastity belts. After all her doesn't want his darlings girls left with a baby does he?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmehv...=results_video

LOL,
'What ave I told er about the intanet? She's picking up people and meeting em some people get murdered'
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Old 06-04-2013, 14:43
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What an utter arsehole that purple-clad git is. Phil and Emma have a really strange bond, and I still find it repulsive that they pick on Sam the way they do, no matter how vile Sam can be herself.

I wish they'd update FB more often. I miss trying to translate their tales of woe
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Old 06-04-2013, 15:48
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It is good to see this thread back.

Wonder what the Chawners make of Mick Phillpot, and why the girls haven't got pregnant yet in order to get more benefits.
hmm i dont think phil wants any other males getting attention when it should be going to him. very strange.
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Old 06-04-2013, 16:35
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Latest from Emma;

i cant believe what happened today i had a important hospital appointment today and the car park was full so we waited for 20min and they was someone going so has we was going in the space a old couple was*coming round the corner and was going in to the space so i got out the car and stood there so they couldn't get in the space because was waiting 20min and they he was driving the car in to my knee and didn't care what he was doing so then my dad reversed the car into the space and he drove off not saying sorry or anything and now we have pasted it on to the police
Whey hey! My favourite dysfunctional family are back! They've been on my mind lately with all the abusing benefits talk.

Anyone notice the very important words above? 'Old couple'. Yup, nowt's changed, they still like having their spats with elderly people. Bet if the driver had been the size of the proverbial brick s*** house (through muscle not fat!) and had been much younger Emma would have been so keen to stand her ground!

I wonder if the story's the other way round though? That the old couple had been waiting 25 minutes and the Chawns tried to nick their space? The Chawns do like being selective with the truth in their stories!

Anyway, if there's anything in what she says it'll be on the hospital's CCTV won't it? You know, when she 'pasted' it on to the police

I wonder if Aud was there or if she's literally stuck to her Lazy-Aud by now?

Was Sam there? Or was she *gasps* at work?! Does she still work? So many questions!

Welcome back Chawns, we've missed you!
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Old 06-04-2013, 23:03
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Just seen this on the fake Chawner page on FB.

hello there
i hope you don't mind me contacting you - I work for a TV company and wondered if you would mind having a chat with me about maybe working with us? thanks,xxxx
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Old 07-04-2013, 01:20
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Great to see this thread on the front page again.
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Old 08-04-2013, 02:43
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Hello! didn't realise the thread was still going!
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Old 08-04-2013, 09:44
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Only when Miss Emma Chawner does something of interest. Which isn't very often.
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Old 09-04-2013, 08:31
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Oh dear, poor little Miss Emma is in hospital and Phil is asking her to get better soon. We all know that's a lie though - if any of them were to get better they would have nothing left in their lives. Sorry I can't copy it here as I'm on my phone.
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Old 09-04-2013, 13:57
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Oh dear, poor little Miss Emma is in hospital and Phil is asking her to get better soon. We all know that's a lie though - if any of them were to get better they would have nothing left in their lives. Sorry I can't copy it here as I'm on my phone.
But please come back and copy it later Kiviraat! I miss trying to decipher Phil's facebook comments
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Old 09-04-2013, 16:15
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But please come back and copy it later Kiviraat! I miss trying to decipher Phil's facebook comments
"this message is for Emma hopping you get well soon in hospital we are all missing you love you and get well soon from dad mum and Samantha xxxx"

He's so creepy with the 'missing you' posts *shudders* Is she hopping from the car driving into her knee the other day??
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Old 09-04-2013, 17:16
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"this message is for Emma hopping you get well soon in hospital we are all missing you love you and get well soon from dad mum and Samantha xxxx"

He's so creepy with the 'missing you' posts *shudders* Is she hopping from the car driving into her knee the other day??
ROFL!!!!

Oooh, looks like it actually was an important appointment she had the other day then! Not so much exaggeration this time

'missing you, love you' - bleurgh! Anyone else that might we quite sweet but not from Phil!




EDIT: apologies for my rudeness! I was so busy sniggering at 'hopping' that I forgot to thank you!
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Old 09-04-2013, 20:58
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EDIT: apologies for my rudeness! I was so busy sniggering at 'hopping' that I forgot to thank you!
No bother Lottie Poor Emma. It must be so scary being in hospital away from friends and family *sniggers* Wait, who am I kidding? It's like a bloody holiday camp for them! I'm convinced they have beds on permanent reservation!
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Old 09-04-2013, 21:39
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No bother Lottie Poor Emma. It must be so scary being in hospital away from friends and family *sniggers* Wait, who am I kidding? It's like a bloody holiday camp for them! I'm convinced they have beds on permanent reservation!
I wonder if she'll be reciting the menu when she comes out like Aud did?

And if Aud will be asking all the specialists/nurses if they recognise Emma from the X Factor instead of listening to what's actually wrong with her daughter? Oh and getting her hair done before she visits!

And if it was an emergency I hope that they didn't argue about who was getting in the ambulance like they did Aud! "I'm not! Well I'M not!"
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Old 10-04-2013, 01:07
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I had the unfortunate experience of switching over to 'Dogging Tales'. I swear the two fat girls with 'Terry' reminded me of the Chawners.
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Old 10-04-2013, 01:54
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I heard she got a record deal?
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Old 10-04-2013, 10:33
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I heard she got a record deal?
From Tone Deaf Records presumably.

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Old 10-04-2013, 11:03
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Nice to see the thread back in action. I only decided to check Phil's facebook page today after forgetting completely about them for a month.

Also, why am I not surprised that the first thing Phil does when one of his family ends up in hospital is run to the internet to tell everyone about it?

I have never known anyone who revels in his own and his family's illnesses so much.

ROFL!!!!

Oooh, looks like it actually was an important appointment she had the other day then! Not so much exaggeration this time
I dunno with that lot. I still reckon even though she managed to get a bed that there might not be anything seriously wrong with her.

According to her facebook page she's been playing 'Bingo Blitz' the last two days though I can't see any mention of the incident where she was viciously rammed by that psychopathic old couple the other week.

As for the 'Dogging Tales' documentary I have to admit I haven't laughed so much for ages. The bit around the caption "Two Weeks Later" had me in stitches.
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Old 10-04-2013, 11:44
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Ooh, is there a new show? I only saw a couple of the last series.
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Old 10-04-2013, 12:18
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Ooh, is there a new show? I only saw a couple of the last series.
No, and there never will be.

This is Dogging Tales.

The thought of Philth and Aud dogging is enough to make you
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Old 16-04-2013, 20:40
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Phil's been posting saying: "Emma has got pressure on the brain she has got to have a lumbar puncture on her spine to drain of the fluid". God, it's non-stop in that house isn't it? First her knee, and now her brain. Obviously I'd hate for her to be seriously ill, but those poor hospital staff must be sick of them. I'm finding that I'm not really caring anymore either
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Old 16-04-2013, 22:28
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Phil's been posting saying: "Emma has got pressure on the brain she has got to have a lumbar puncture on her spine to drain of the fluid". God, it's non-stop in that house isn't it? First her knee, and now her brain. Obviously I'd hate for her to be seriously ill, but those poor hospital staff must be sick of them. I'm finding that I'm not really caring anymore either
It's all that Sambuca she's been guzzling. Though you're right of course Kivi, I wouldn't want anything really nasty to happen to any of them.Poor Emma, a , lumbar puncture ( and he spelt it correctly) is painful.
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