Digital Spy

Search Digital Spy
 

DS Forums

 
 

Emma Chawner - the new Jade Goody? (Part 10)


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 02-04-2014, 23:46
Jazz_Pancake
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2014
Posts: 3
It's sad to watch that C5 show that was on last night. A few years ago they were given some great opportunities and they were on the cusp of looking like a normal family.
Now after watching this the house is a complete tip, the worst I've seen it yet. Emma has gained a massive amount. Sammy is just as fat as she was from the beginning plus a new tattoo. Audrey looks about 90 and has given up on her entire appearance, and Phil is just the same if not a little bedraggled.

I really wish they'd sort themselves out. I was shocked to see Emma the most though. She looks like she has Prader Willi Syndrome
Jazz_Pancake is offline   Reply With Quote
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
Old 03-04-2014, 21:48
Simi89
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 6,051
I missed the chawner action. I am sad. Months of them doing nothing and they pop up on tv. Typical.
Simi89 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-04-2014, 23:48
lotty27
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In the wine cellar *hic*
Posts: 16,614
Good grief. I downloaded the programme the other night and haven't seen all of the Chawner's segment yet (just 5 mins) but I have to say I wasn't surprised at what I saw.

Everyone is right, Emma is ENORMOUS now, every bit as bit as Sam, if not bigger, but (IMO) she doesn't carry it as well, her face is like a big balloon

I don't think Audrey has her lazyaud chair anymore but she had a blanket wrapped around her which made her look even more round - if that was possible. Still wedged into her chair though - I wonder if she's getting up to use the toilet nowadays or 'the other' *shudders*

Sam looked much the same but scruffier, like she doesn't care about her appearance any more (at times, for her size, she could be quite well groomed and dressed).

In fact Phil is the only one who doesn't seem to have changed much. I bet the sod's a 'feeder', making all his women huge so they won't leave him


I'd like to see them do an interview with Closer mag now saying they ate Weight Watchers meals and eating about 800 cals a day (or whatever), if they have a WW meal it's probably a quick snack nowadays!!!

I noticed that they've finally got a black, flatscreen TV. Considering how much telly they watch (Aud's still on about the importance of her 'programmes' ) I thought they'd have a whopping 46" latest technology job but it looks like a much smaller one. Perhaps Aud's benefit cuts really have affected their finances?

Yes their house looks 'like a midden' (as my granny would have said). Unbelievable that for four people who don't work (I doubt Sam still has her job but I could be wrong) their house looks like you'd wipe your feet when you leave!! No need for it, pure laziness

I'm going to have to watch properly now and see what they've actually been accused of by their previous neighbours. Put it this way though, I know who I believe!!!
lotty27 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-04-2014, 23:52
lea_uk
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Ashington, Northumberland
Posts: 8,452
They had some brilliant help to lose weight, but they've essentially thrown it all back in their faces.
I do wish people would stop giving them attention now. They have no shame and lack of awareness in how to behave.
lea_uk is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 03-04-2014, 23:54
greengran
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: essex
Posts: 3,973
I missed the chawner action. I am sad. Months of them doing nothing and they pop up on tv. Typical.
I'm sure it will be on catch up , You'll be able to download it and watch it over again.
greengran is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 02:13
Jane Elliot
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Down South
Posts: 568
Oh my God, the Chawners! I remember them from the X Factor (who could forget!) and I love this thread.

I wish I'd known they were going to be on TV again. I always like watching anything that makes me feel better about myself.
Jane Elliot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 02:16
Simi89
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 6,051
I'm sure it will be on catch up , You'll be able to download it and watch it over again.
Thanks Greengran it is indeed on catch up
http://www.channel5.com/shows/the-ni.../episode-1-627

Found this when I googled Emma: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/scumbag-fat-girl didn't know she was a meme!
Simi89 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 02:20
Jane Elliot
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Down South
Posts: 568
Thanks for the link!

Jesus Christ, is there any low this family won't stoop to just to get their ugly mugs on TV? I think people with that little self respect MUST have some sort of attention seeking disorder. What else can explain it?
Jane Elliot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 11:02
Mr_Eye
Inactive Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 1,438
The bit at the end where Phil was cruising round Blackburn looking at houses was truly terrifying.
Mr_Eye is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 12:05
RealityRocks
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Manchester
Posts: 3,618
Hang on, where did the mother 'do her business' before?!?!
RealityRocks is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 12:18
greengran
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: essex
Posts: 3,973
Hang on, where did the mother 'do her business' before?!?!
On the settee..
greengran is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 12:23
Simi89
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 6,051
She needs a commode tbh. Although I use the word 'need' loosely she is simply too lazy to get up off the sofa or chair to go to the toilet. I think it might also be because she doesn't want to miss her television programmes. They're very focused on TV, I could believe their lives revolve around it; both watching it and wanting to appear on it.
Simi89 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 12:43
Porcupine
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Suffolk
Posts: 20,192
Seriously - she just did it on the settee ? Or are you joking
Porcupine is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:05
kiviraat
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Northern Isles
Posts: 3,389
Seriously - she just did it on the settee ? Or are you joking
No joke! They used to put a towel underneath her.
kiviraat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:07
Simi89
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 6,051
Didn't she sit on some ribbon that was left urine soaked or something and that was used to tie up a basket? Not sure if I recall correctly
Simi89 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:16
kiviraat
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Northern Isles
Posts: 3,389
Didn't she sit on some ribbon that was left urine soaked or something and that was used to tie up a basket? Not sure if I recall correctly
Oh god, thanks for the reminder
kiviraat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:17
The Prumeister
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Oxford
Posts: 16,924
They are utterly disgusting and there is no excuse for the state that they have got themselves in. They live like pigs. (Actually I apologise to pigs as they are nice, friendly creatures who are actually productive). They've had all sorts of help offered to them but instead of eating healthier, exercising and job hunting they prefer to sit in the stench of their own p*ss.

I don't believe for one second that they suffer from a mental illness or that they can't help themselves; to them, it is a jolly jape that gives them their 15 minutes (which is long overdue to finish).

If I was related to them I would disown them.
The Prumeister is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:23
Shady_Pines1
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 1,049
Didn't she sit on some ribbon that was left urine soaked or something and that was used to tie up a basket? Not sure if I recall correctly
She did. You do recall correctly. Philthy Phil had a previous life as a florist or something and was quite adept at making flower baskets. He was supposed to be trying to make some money for the family rather than revert to their default setting of scrounging and he was hunting around for a roll of red ribbon which was discovered on the pee soaked sofa under Audrey's arse. He proceeded to make an elaborate bow for a cellophane wrapped bouquet with it. I pity the fool who bought that one.
Shady_Pines1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:26
Simi89
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 6,051
They are utterly disgusting and there is no excuse for the state that they have got themselves in. They live like pigs. (Actually I apologise to pigs as they are nice, friendly creatures who are actually productive). They've had all sorts of help offered to them but instead of eating healthier, exercising and job hunting they prefer to sit in the stench of their own p*ss.

I don't believe for one second that they suffer from a mental illness or that they can't help themselves; to them, it is a jolly jape that gives them their 15 minutes (which is long overdue to finish).

If I was related to them I would disown them.
Funny you should mention disowning; they disowned their son because he had a child with his girlfriend. He also -shock horror- has a job!
Simi89 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:28
Shady_Pines1
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 1,049
They are utterly disgusting and there is no excuse for the state that they have got themselves in. They live like pigs. (Actually I apologise to pigs as they are nice, friendly creatures who are actually productive). They've had all sorts of help offered to them but instead of eating healthier, exercising and job hunting they prefer to sit in the stench of their own p*ss.

I don't believe for one second that they suffer from a mental illness or that they can't help themselves; to them, it is a jolly jape that gives them their 15 minutes (which is long overdue to finish).

If I was related to them I would disown them.
I believe they have a son who did exactly that.

ETA Cross post with Simi
Shady_Pines1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:30
Simi89
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 6,051
She did. You do recall correctly. Philthy Phil had a previous life as a florist or something and was quite adept at making flower baskets. He was supposed to be trying to make some money for the family rather than revert to their default setting of scrounging and he was hunting around for a roll of red ribbon which was discovered on the pee soaked sofa under Audrey's arse. He proceeded to make an elaborate bow for a cellophane wrapped bouquet with it. I pity the fool who bought that one.
Thanks
Thought this video could do with reposting:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5quSCz0huJI
Audrey's epic farting stair climb.
Simi89 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:36
Shady_Pines1
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 1,049
Thanks
Thought this video could do with reposting:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5quSCz0huJI
Audrey's epic farting stair climb.
I remember watching that "live" and nearly having an incontinence episode myself. It was screamingly funny.

Other highlights were their photo shoot at the end of the series where they all got makeovers. Audrey was wearing teeth that Seabiscuit would have rejected and she kept falling asleep. Priceless.
Shady_Pines1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:38
Sunny B
Inactive Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 7,305
Thanks
Thought this video could do with reposting:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5quSCz0huJI
Audrey's epic farting stair climb.
Some of the comments underneath that!
Sunny B is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:42
Shady_Pines1
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 1,049
Loads of Chawnerisms are coming back to me now:

"We're having sausages, cause there's nothing else really is there". Now, you'd think this meant it was all they had left in the house but what they actually meant was "sausages are the only food we ever eat because no other food exists"
Shady_Pines1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-04-2014, 13:44
The Prumeister
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Oxford
Posts: 16,924
I believe they have a son who did exactly that.

ETA Cross post with Simi


Well remembered!

Fair play to him, he's probably doing well away from that lot.
The Prumeister is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Reply



Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 07:12.