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Old 30-06-2012, 11:52   #751
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A photo of St. Lorraine of Kelly with pins stuck in it.
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Old 30-06-2012, 12:03   #752
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A photo of St. Lorraine of Kelly with pins stuck in it.
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Old 30-06-2012, 12:05   #753
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A photo of St. Lorraine of Kelly with pins stuck in it.


And one of the Jug would be good too..
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Old 30-06-2012, 12:14   #754
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An empty piggy bank that had to be raided to pay the conversation.
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Old 30-06-2012, 12:47   #755
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Poor Phil - he can't even post that the Rozzers have stitched him up and threatened him, 'cos some nasty gelous person ,who is pretending to be a friend, will dob him in - again lol!!

How on earth is he going to find out him (her) wot dun it?
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Old 30-06-2012, 13:12   #756
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Lots of used Kleenex - from Sam's tears, not from Phil's sexytime with himself <shudder>

Some notepaper with Mrs Emma Chawner-Andre written all over it.

The Reader's Digest guide to family ailments, part 3.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*vomits and runs from thread again!*
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Old 30-06-2012, 13:15   #757
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That's the problem with him having 5000 friends, it'll be worse than trying to find a needle in a haystack to try to find the people who dobbed him in!
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Old 30-06-2012, 13:18   #758
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Some notepaper with Mrs Emma Chawner-Andre written all over it.
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oooh she could make it Mrs Emma Chawndre.

Mr and Mrs Chawndre request the pleasure of your company blah blah blah
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Old 30-06-2012, 13:49   #759
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*vomits and runs from thread again!*


Lotty - you must stop this vomiting - you will get very thin and then will have to be banned from the thread
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Old 30-06-2012, 14:13   #760
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Lotty - you must stop this vomiting - you will get very thin and then will have to be banned from the thread


It's just the thought of any rudies or jiggy, jiggy with regards to Phil and Aud!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*runs screaming from thread*

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Old 30-06-2012, 14:18   #761
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A photo of St. Lorraine of Kelly with pins stuck in it.
Nice one!


I'm going to sort of copy and say photo of the neighbour on the dart board!



And dog pee underneath the kitchen mat.

And dog poo on my t-shirt when I left!
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Old 30-06-2012, 14:21   #762
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It's just the thought of any rudies or jiggy, jiggy with regards to Phil and Aud!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*runs screaming from thread*

You must be size 0 by now
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Old 30-06-2012, 15:44   #763
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A family photo album with the pages stuck together.



We have a winner!
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Old 30-06-2012, 16:00   #764
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We have a winner!
LOL!!

hanging my head in shame since I just got it.
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Old 30-06-2012, 17:51   #765
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oooh she could make it Mrs Emma Chawndre.

Mr and Mrs Chawndre request the pleasure of your company blah blah blah
OK magazine will love that.

I can see the cover now, Emma with a full head of nasty looking extensions, Peter Andre looking orange and a bit sweaty, coyly snuggled together.

"The Chawndre's Share Their Bedroom Secrets"

Inside a 67 page spread of Emma and Pete, wearing different clothes in every picture, invite OK magazine into their Great Harwood home. We see the dog poo strewn backyard, Aud in the LazyBoy watching Emmerdale, Phil dying his eyebrows mahogany in the bathroom, and Sam weeping.

But through it all, the Chawndre love shines through, like a glowing beacon of hope.

<slaps self again> WAKE UP!!!
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Old 30-06-2012, 23:56   #766
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Pictures of Simon Cowell or newspaper cuttings from when Emma was on the X factor. She was on the X factor didn't you know?
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Old 01-07-2012, 01:31   #767
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I check out this thread frequently and it always brings with it great entertainment.

Earlier today I found out a friend of mine has died suddenly from cancer. It really does bring things back into perspective. The Chawner's are chucking their life away, and seem to fail to grasp just how precious life really is. The sad thing is, I don't even think the Chawner's realise or regret just how wasteful their lifestyles really are. Even more tragic than that, I don't think they ever will.
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Old 01-07-2012, 06:40   #768
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I check out this thread frequently and it always brings with it great entertainment.

Earlier today I found out a friend of mine has died suddenly from cancer. It really does bring things back into perspective. The Chawner's are chucking their life away, and seem to fail to grasp just how precious life really is. The sad thing is, I don't even think the Chawner's realise or regret just how wasteful their lifestyles really are. Even more tragic than that, I don't think they ever will.
How sad, Jack , I'm sending thoughts of sympathy and support to you as you begin your journey without your friend, I hope you are okay. It's a scary time when a loved one dies.

You are absolutely right though, the Chawners have no idea how precious life is, and in their befuddled brains, they probably don't see that sitting watching TV all day with the occasional trip to the supermarket and argument with the neighbours, is a total waste.

I've said before, it's too late for Aud and Phil, but those girls are in their 20's, the prime of their lives, they should be travelling, partying, shopping, dancing, laughing - NOT sitting in a smelly little house waiting for life to begin.
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Old 01-07-2012, 11:53   #769
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I check out this thread frequently and it always brings with it great entertainment.

Earlier today I found out a friend of mine has died suddenly from cancer. It really does bring things back into perspective. The Chawner's are chucking their life away, and seem to fail to grasp just how precious life really is. The sad thing is, I don't even think the Chawner's realise or regret just how wasteful their lifestyles really are. Even more tragic than that, I don't think they ever will.
I am sorry to hear that news Jack. I hope you are able to deal with such sudden terrible news. You have it spot on with the Chawners. There are so many people battling with illness and disease as hard as they can, and then you have someone like the Chawners who would delight in developing such a condition to either get more money off the DWP or for sympathy.

Nothing will make me sympathise with them now. Not when they have such a disgusting attitude towards life itself.
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So which one of you submitted this to tumblr?

http://the-unpopular-opinions.tumblr...st/26272746677
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Old 01-07-2012, 15:44   #771
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So which one of you submitted this to tumblr?

http://the-unpopular-opinions.tumblr...st/26272746677
Lol! Wasn't me! I still float around "F*ckyeahaudreychawner" but it's very quiet
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Old 01-07-2012, 17:31   #772
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Could it be that the Chawners are going to go out with a limp lil phil and not with a bang? Very quiet all over
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Old 01-07-2012, 18:26   #773
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Phils been posting again. Someone asked how his appeal was going and this is what he said......

We have not done it has if we do it is going to end up losing and end up with more costs has we think she will win has she is a x magistrate and we think she has her contacts and Emma is fed up with going to court and it being in the papers we would get it done because she should not get away with it we would love to know how many more people she has done in court for something they have not done

We have already got to pay £510.00 pounds for something we have not done we do not know what to do whether to appeal or not we need advice because we know she will win she has got her own way with everything we do not think it is right at all we have had stones at our windows and eggs and she has seen all this happen and the police have done nothing about it at all and we are the one that gets a fine you call that justice this country is going downhill very fast


he was then asked if he had tried the CAB for help, he said.......

Yes I have they do not deal with the law

This was posted 8 hours ago so he cant stay quiet for long lol
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He never learns does he???
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Old 01-07-2012, 18:36   #775
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Phils been posting again.
he was then asked if he had tried the CAB for help, he said.......

Yes I have they do not deal with the law

This was posted 8 hours ago so he cant stay quiet for long lol
I thought that the CAB did deal with the law. Perhaps they meant they would not deal with the Chawns - because they are fat lol!!
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