[tally]

Originally Posted by Loopzilla

If we were playing Operation, it would be somewhere around the Bread Basket. Someone said it was oesophagitis.

LOL That brings back memories. My kids used to bring "Operation" into school when it was the last day of term, though I'm sure some of the operations would be censored now!

If she has got it, the diet wont change, and there'll be more expense for the NHS. I think they enjoy being ill. It makes them feel validated.

[gaston8686]

Is she in a bad way?

[Simi89]

Yeah Phil seemed oddly pleased that Emma had 2 consultants whilr she was having her endoscopy.

[tally]

Originally Posted by gaston8686

Is she in a bad way?

Is she ever in a good way? The girl's a walking health hazard.
Perhaps you should knock out Papa Repulsive, whisk the object of your dreams away and get her eating healthily, gaston. Oh and throw her ciggies away while you're at it!

Good Luck

[gaston8686]

If i knew her she could smoke as much as she liked. I'd wait on. A hotty like Emma hand and foot
Maybe not knock him out he's massive he'd squash me lol

[Loopzilla]

Originally Posted by gaston8686

If i knew her she could smoke as much as she liked. I'd wait on. A hotty like Emma hand and foot
Maybe not knock him out he's massive he'd squash me lol

You should totally start tweeting her (shurrup you lot, I said TWEETING)

Originally Posted by tally

LOL That brings back memories. My kids used to bring "Operation" into school when it was the last day of term, though I'm sure some of the operations would be censored now!

If she has got it, the diet wont change, and there'll be more expense for the NHS. I think they enjoy being ill. It makes them feel validated.

Have you ever played Theme Hospital? Which diseases out of these do you think the poor old chawnz have had? These are all actual game illnesses, I swear I have not made them up

Invisibility
Sleeping Illness
Transparency
Uncommon Cold
Broken Wind
Corrugated Ankles
The Squits
Heaped Piles
Gut Rot
Discrete Itching
Gastric Ejections
Chronic Nose Hair
Spare Ribs
Kidney Beans
Golf Stones
Unexpected Swelling (little phil )
Broken Heart
Ruptured Nodules
Iron Lungs
King Complex
TV Personalities
Infectious Laughter
Sweaty Palms
3rd Degree Sideburns
Fake Blood
Bloaty Head
Slack Tongue
Fractured Bones
Baldness
Hairyitis
Alien DNA
Jellyitis
Serious Radiation

[AwesomeGeorge]

Originally Posted by gaston8686

If i knew her she could smoke as much as she liked. I'd wait on. A hotty like Emma hand and foot
Maybe not knock him out he's massive he'd squash me lol

If you seriously want to date Emma Chawner, then ask her out. I don't think she gets many offers, not serious ones any way. I'm sure if you're a personable young man, then you would be in with a chance. I doubt if Phil is nearly as overbearing as he appears to be - just show an interest in him first, ask him about his helicopter pylons for instance, and tell him you are a big fan. Then turn your attentions to the lovely Emma. A nice boyfriend could be the making of her.

[AwesomeGeorge]

Originally Posted by Loopzilla

Have you ever played Theme Hospital? Which diseases out of these do you think the poor old chawnz have had? These are all actual game illnesses, I swear I have not made them up

<snip>

I love Theme Hospital, is it still around? I used to play it on my old desktop PC, it was addictive. I never progressed beyond level 5 because my patients would all die and the staff would storm off in disgust - those that weren't sacked. I would love to play it again

And this time, with the Chawnz many and varied ailments added into the mix - helicopter pylons, lorry diabetes, sleep hackney, gallblabber, plus the investigations via 'camera down' and MFI scan.

[tally]

I never actually played Operation, it looked too gruesome. I did have one Mother who opened the classroom door and yelled at the top of her voice ( my desk being right over the other side) that " Fiona wouldn't be in as she's got the squits!". I see that's in your list Loopy, so I do know what it is, after I and 36 kids had stopped laughing.

[gaston8686]

I really don't think p hill would ever let me near Emma look at him on the show he is a controle freak. Is Emma even approachable to people she dosen't know? Do they live anywhear near Liverpool trust me it would my dream to date her. I am not a big guy I am quite thin. Or don't smoke. But if Emma. Wanted to chain smoke I am totally cool with that. Phills the big problem and the fact he would call the cops for stalking his girl.

[AwesomeGeorge]

Originally Posted by gaston8686

I really don't think p hill would ever let me near Emma look at him on the show he is a controle freak. Is Emma even approachable to people she dosen't know? Do they live anywhear near Liverpool trust me it would my dream to date her. I am not a big guy I am quite thin. Or don't smoke. But if Emma. Wanted to chain smoke I am totally cool with that. Phills the big problem and the fact he would call the cops for stalking his girl.

They live in Lancashire, which is not too distant from Merseyside. I'm sure there is a train, possibly even a coach, that can take you to her, if you have no transport of your own.

And don't even think about stalking her.

Court her. Approach her on twitter, it worked for Melanie Sykes' new boyfriend, no reason why it wouldn't work for you. Offer to take her out to dinner, buy her chocolates, pay her compliments.

She will stand up to her father if she believes in you. Phil is a typical bully, all bravado and bluster, don't let him intimidate you if a date with Emma Chawner is what you want.

[gaston8686]

Oh it is Lancashire is near Manchester I wouldn't ever stalk anyone. But you know what philthys like . I do get the feeling em as the type of girl that would prefer 40ciggies to chocs though.
Who's Melanie Sykes?

[AwesomeGeorge]

Originally Posted by gaston8686

Oh it is Lancashire is near Manchester I wouldn't ever stalk anyone. But you know what philthys like . I do get the feeling em as the type of girl that would prefer 40ciggies to chocs though.
Who's Melanie Sykes?

I have no idea, some British celebrity who has met her latest beau on twitter and has been exchanging raunchy messages with him, on the microblogging site - such class and dignity, maybe she is related to the Chawners
There's a thread about her on this board, which is how I know all the gory details.

I get the feeling Emma would like 40 ciggies AND chocolates, to be fair, not either or.

[Loopzilla]

Originally Posted by gaston8686

I really don't think p hill would ever let me near Emma look at him on the show he is a controle freak. Is Emma even approachable to people she dosen't know? Do they live anywhear near Liverpool trust me it would my dream to date her. I am not a big guy I am quite thin. Or don't smoke. But if Emma. Wanted to chain smoke I am totally cool with that. Phills the big problem and the fact he would call the cops for stalking his girl.

You'd have to move in with them, and sleep in the same room as phil n aud. You could all be in the same bed like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Hey, you're in for a treat. Chawners gets repeated from next week. In series two Emma accidentally flashes her undercarriage while wrestling with her toga

[AwesomeGeorge]

Originally Posted by Loopzilla

You'd have to move in with them, and sleep in the same room as phil n aud. You could all be in the same bed like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Hey, you're in for a treat. Chawners gets repeated from next week. In series two Emma accidentally flashes her undercarriage while wrestling with her toga

Loopy, your imagination is worrying me

Although you are right, if Gaston and Emma get together (and I believe she does intend to be married before she is 23, which is in August, so she is ready for a whirlwind courtship) they will undoubtedly end up living in Chawner Towers, playing happy families with the rest of them.

Unless Gaston is assertive enough, and can persuade his blushing bride to elope to Liverpool with him? Home to the development of the of pop music in the 60's, that should be enough to convince Emma Liverpool is the place to be.

[gaston8686]

Emma and me as a couple yeah I wouldn't ever share a house with aud and phil I don't think I could put up with them 2 day in day out. If i get the chance to date Emma which I hope I do we will have are birthdays together. I don't mind making em as brekie lighting her cigs for her as long as it don't go on me breathe. Can't wait to see all of series two.

[AwesomeGeorge]

Originally Posted by gaston8686

Emma and me as a couple yeah I wouldn't ever share a house with aud and phil I don't think I could put up with them 2 day in day out. If i get the chance to date Emma which I hope I do we will have are birthdays together. I don't mind making em as brekie lighting her cigs for her as long as it don't go on me breathe. Can't wait to see all of series two.

You are truly smitten, how very endearing I think you simply have to contact her and tell her of your feelings, I'm sure she would be overwhelmed and delighted. I get the impression she doesn't get very much male attention, not of a positive kind, anyway. Although I seem to recall she had something of a holiday romance in Great Yarmouth last summer.

[gaston8686]

Are u messing like if i did thatp hill would have me up against a wall Emma would laugh at me

[AwesomeGeorge]

Originally Posted by gaston8686

Are u messing like if i did thatp hill would have me up against a wall Emma would laugh at me

Do you have low self-esteem or something? Why on earth would Emma laugh at you?
Unless you are Quasimodo's doppelgänger, of course

I'm sure you'll be fine, and I'd bet hard cash that Phil isn't a violent man, he's simply a father who is slightly over-protective towards his daughters. Charm him first and he will be putty in your hands, I promise you, he's a sucker for flattery, no matter how insincere.

[gaston8686]

No I ain't Quasimodo lol i do have very bad low self esteem. How do I get in touch with Emma like without sounding weird

[gaston8686]

Does she. Read this page or do any of the,? Anyone know

[Shannon_Burnett]

Originally Posted by gaston8686

Does she. Read this page or do any of the,? Anyone know

She has posted on her Facebook that she does not read the DS forums because they are rubbish and there are no pictures.

If you want to reach her the best way would be through Facebook, Phil has posted the contact info for their agent recently I believe. Request Phil for a friend, Emma doesn't accept people who aren't already friends with one of the family. After he accepts you then request Emma.

[AwesomeGeorge]

Originally Posted by gaston8686

No I ain't Quasimodo lol i do have very bad low self esteem. How do I get in touch with Emma like without sounding weird

You could go for a meal at Frankie and Benny's in Blackburn and ask her sister if she will give you Emma's number (although that sounds a bit creepy and has stalker vibes)

Seriously, follow her on twitter, request to be her friend on facebook, pay her loads of compliments, never say anything disrespectful about her father, and the girl will be yours. Although from what I have heard, you may have to have a duel at dawn with Matt Cardle for her

You could offer to help her with her showbiz career - are you a musician/actor/model or could you pretend to be one? If she thinks you have connections to the Z list, you will be in like Flynn.

[hammerfan]

Surely Kim could help Gaston with his dating woes - she has experience of dating a Chawner, she can let you know what you're in for if you do persist chasing Emma!

[AwesomeGeorge]

Originally Posted by hammerfan

Surely Kim could help Gaston with his dating woes - she has experience of dating a Chawner, she can let you know what you're in for if you do persist chasing Emma!

That's true - but I do wonder if Gaston is serious in his pursuit of Emma Chawner? I hope he doesn't just want to be with her because she is famous, like Sam's internet boyfriend did.