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Old 14-09-2012, 12:15
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ROTFL.
I think we can expect more and more pleading posts from him as it gradually dawns on him that fame has well and truly passed on to the next z-lister.

I expect his next public appearance will be in fromt of the jug, for contempt of court! Or has it filtered down that slagging off people who have a straining order against you, on FB, is not the way to go.

Alberon His greatest moments in life are when some dire medical event happens. It makes him the victim he knows he is. Poor Aud. The mommogram resuts weren't as he'd hoped.

Vile man. You just know he'd have been filling up his page garnering sympathy for his plight at the merest whiff of illness.
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Old 14-09-2012, 15:30
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And Audrey has got her results and has come back clear so Audrey has got to go back next year
That means the yeast has come back, been scraped off and she'll go back next year for the same. I wonder if any doctors have asked about her hygiene 'regime' at home?

*makes self feel sick*
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Old 14-09-2012, 17:09
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OH that's vile!
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Old 14-09-2012, 17:27
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When Phil says "we" is he referring to the entire family having bronchitis? Or does he think he's royalty?
Isn't Phil on record as telling his Kiwi fans that Brits regard the Chawners as a "second Royal Family"?
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Old 14-09-2012, 17:29
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OH that's vile!
Sorry Simi!

'Bet it's true though!
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Old 14-09-2012, 17:42
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Isn't Phil on record as telling his Kiwi fans that Brits regard the Chawners as a "second Royal Family"?
Oh yes, he did say that - along with the claim that they are regarded with as much affection as the Osbournes.

Good job Sharon Osbourne is unaware of this, or the Chawners would be getting one of her famous filled Tiffany boxes
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Old 14-09-2012, 18:22
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I'd hate to see the contents of a Chawner filled Tiffany box.
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Old 14-09-2012, 18:39
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I'd hate to see the contents of a Chawner filled Tiffany box.
It would have to be a large box.
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Old 15-09-2012, 00:43
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It would have to be a large box.
EWK I'm reading that just before I go to sleep!
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Old 15-09-2012, 23:09
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Is Phil saying they all have bronchitis so that they don't have to do the walk next week? Or is the mould in the house that insufferable that they have all come down with it at the one time??
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Old 15-09-2012, 23:13
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Is Phil saying they all have bronchitis so that they don't have to do the walk next week? Or is the mould in the house that insufferable that they have all come down with it at the one time??
Probably both. They live on top of each other in a small, filthy house along with a bunch of animals who also contribute to the filth. If one of them picks up something, the others are bound to get it since none of them is in prime physical condition. And, is this an excuse, yoooooo betcha. He's setting them up early.
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Old 15-09-2012, 23:24
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Probably both. They live on top of each other in a small, filthy house along with a bunch of animals who also contribute to the filth. If one of them picks up something, the others are bound to get it since none of them is in prime physical condition. And, is this an excuse, yoooooo betcha. He's setting them up early.
Perhaps someone has lifted Aud's boob and let the mould wander free I wonder if he'll apologise to his fans or just ignore everyone like last time It doesn't really matter since he only has one sponsor and we all know what they thought of him! I can't seem to find a JustGiving page for Sam, only him and darling Emma. Does she have one? God they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery if they tried! (well the girls did try for the anniversary and look at how that was )
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Old 15-09-2012, 23:28
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Perhaps someone has lifted Aud's boob and let the mould wander free I wonder if he'll apologise to his fans or just ignore everyone like last time It doesn't really matter since he only has one sponsor and we all know what they thought of him! I can't seem to find a JustGiving page for Sam, only him and darling Emma. Does she have one? God they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewry if they tried! (well the girls did try for the anniversary and look at how that was )
Does Emma have any sponsors?
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Old 15-09-2012, 23:34
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Does Emma have any sponsors?
Emma has Sweet Fanny Adams on her donation page. She knows noone in real life (well noone that actually likes her or her abysmal family) so I doubt she's had any sponsors in person Salty. Although I'm sure they'd just take the money and not put it on the list!

Bet bronchitis hasn't stopped Our Em from puffing away on fags!
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Old 15-09-2012, 23:39
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Emma has Sweet Fanny Adams on her donation page. She knows noone in real life (well noone that actually likes her or her abysmal family) so I doubt she's had any sponsors in person Salty. Although I'm sure they'd just take the money and not put it on the list!

Bet bronchitis hasn't stopped Our Em from puffing away on fags!
Facebook 'friends' eh? What are they like? Can't even chip in a quid, not even all their 'friends' in New Zealand.

This is all leading up to the revelation next week that they've all been too ill to take part.
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Old 15-09-2012, 23:55
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Facebook 'friends' eh? What are they like? Can't even chip in a quid, not even all their 'friends' in New Zealand.

This is all leading up to the revelation next week that they've all been too ill to take part.
Oh I know, he'd have 5 grand if they all chipped in a quid! If they turn up I really will eat my hat (I'll get the OH to crochet me one out of Strawberry Laces). Phil kindly took that photo of him smirking and wearing his ill-fitting t-shirt, so I'm sure they can extend that to one of them all crossing the finishing like (in an Ambulance by the sound of things!)
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Old 16-09-2012, 10:41
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Sorry to jump into this thread, but are these that really obese family that were on the X Factor, the daughter was in a huge wedding dress or something?

Do they have their own show, I can't find anything about it anywhere? Not that I'd want to watch it of course, I'm not that sad.......*coughs*
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Old 16-09-2012, 10:54
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Sorry to jump into this thread, but are these that really obese family that were on the X Factor, the daughter was in a huge wedding dress or something?

Do they have their own show, I can't find anything about it anywhere? Not that I'd want to watch it of course, I'm not that sad.......*coughs*
Welcome to the thread!
If you really want to see a taster *cough* there's some here.
You might need a bucket within reach though.

http://www.google.co.uk/webhp?source...&bih=909&ion=1
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Old 16-09-2012, 11:30
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Welcome to the thread!
If you really want to see a taster *cough* there's some here.
You might need a bucket within reach though.

http://www.google.co.uk/webhp?source...&bih=909&ion=1
Oh thanks for that (I think!). I just started watching the clips and couldn't stop. What a bunch of odd-bods

Think I'm having salad for lunch today
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Old 16-09-2012, 16:56
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Oh thanks for that (I think!). I just started watching the clips and couldn't stop. What a bunch of odd-bods

Think I'm having salad for lunch today
That's what its like! Car crash tv at its best
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Old 16-09-2012, 17:13
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That's what its like! Car crash tv at its best
It's a shame that there aren't any plans for another series of 'Big Fat Challenge'. Not surprising really seeing as they all failed.

Maybe they could just do a fly-on-the-wall reality show just for the sake of it. They're entertaining enough.
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Old 16-09-2012, 19:08
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According to Phil Chawner the Japanese are making another reality show about them, but no one believes him.
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Old 16-09-2012, 21:59
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It's a shame that there aren't any plans for another series of 'Big Fat Challenge'. Not surprising really seeing as they all failed.

Maybe they could just do a fly-on-the-wall reality show just for the sake of it. They're entertaining enough.
What, just 24/7 Chawners, a film of them snoring, eating,burping, eating, farting, eating, watching telly, eating, arguing, eating, fighting, eating, meeting Peter Andre, eating, bullying the elderly neighbour, eating, breaking the straining order, eating, having their ATOS assessment, eating, and eating, and eating, and eating?
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Old 16-09-2012, 22:20
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*waves at everyone* Hi another long time lurker here. I was reading this thread a long time before I actually watched any of the programmes. You are a seriously entertaining bunch.

I did watch a few episodes fairly recently but to be honest I just couldn't bear it. I feel physically sick when I see them eat.

One of the reasons I have popped my head up so to speak is that I am a member on another forum which actually deals with some quite serious issues and recently someone has joined and they type in Philth speak! Seriously. Even using "has" instead of as. I have checked and double checked but this person is a female and from a different part of the country. I wonder if they could be related..............
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Old 16-09-2012, 22:53
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*waves at everyone* Hi another long time lurker here. I was reading this thread a long time before I actually watched any of the programmes. You are a seriously entertaining bunch.

I did watch a few episodes fairly recently but to be honest I just couldn't bear it. I feel physically sick when I see them eat.

One of the reasons I have popped my head up so to speak is that I am a member on another forum which actually deals with some quite serious issues and recently someone has joined and they type in Philth speak! Seriously. Even using "has" instead of as. I have checked and double checked but this person is a female and from a different part of the country. I wonder if they could be related..............
Oooh a long lost Chawner relative perhaps?

The Chawnz don't 'do' family though.

Oldest child Christopher was cast out when he chose his partner and mother of his child over his parents and sisters. Kim, who posts on here, will testify to this.

There is never any mention of grandparents/aunties/uncles/cousins - and they must have SOME relatives!
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