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Old 21-09-2012, 14:57
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The few clips on YouTube are all that can be seen on the net..

Don't think there's anywhere you can see the whole series.

Sorry!

EDIT: Just seen your post tenorlady. Tried to view that myself, but you have to be a Sky customer and I'm not......
Oh well, not to worry, maybe it will be uploaded to 1channel.ch or something, one day.......

Chunky fix denied
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Old 21-09-2012, 15:23
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50lbs weight loss! Blimey that is chawnertastic, well done.

Is this any good? It looks like the series is available for free downloading.

http://go.sky.com/vod/content/SKYENT...t/promoPage.do
Oooh ta for the link! will get them watched whilst on the treadmill!
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Old 21-09-2012, 15:46
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Old 21-09-2012, 22:37
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I wonder if the Chawners managed to get their arses off those minging couches and get to Clitheroe for the Starlight Hike

Perhaps they stayed home with a Weightwatchers meal each
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Old 21-09-2012, 22:58
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I wonder if the Chawners managed to get their arses off those minging couches and get to Clitheroe for the Starlight Hike

Perhaps they stayed home with a Weightwatchers meal each
I think a combination of helicopter pylons/gallblabbers/sleep hackney/the diabetic/candida albicans will have prevented them from part, alas
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Old 22-09-2012, 11:49
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Silence from Phil this morning. Obviously they're all still very tired from the hike they didn't do.
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Old 22-09-2012, 12:31
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Silence from Phil this morning. Obviously they're all still very tired from the hike they didn't do.
I think their FB friends shooud bombard them with sympathy for how tired/achy/ blistered they must be and all the money they must have raised.

Phil will stay silent, of course.

I think he's really missing his NZ "fans" as he actually thought they admired him and gave him love!! He must be devastated that they've departed in droves. Shame. It couldn't happen to a more deserving sponger.
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Old 22-09-2012, 16:38
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They are probably still doing the 10k hike - can you imagine how long it would take 4 morbidly obese people to walk that distance?

It took them about an hour to walk to the first bench in the local park, in the first series of BFC. They will have had to have a sit down every few yards, to get their breath back, and build up their energy levels by snacking on sausages.

I expect them to triumphantly cross the finishing line around 10pm tonight
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Old 22-09-2012, 17:33
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They are probably still doing the 10k hike - can you imagine how long it would take 4 morbidly obese people to walk that distance?

It took them about an hour to walk to the first bench in the local park, in the first series of BFC. They will have had to have a sit down every few yards, to get their breath back, and build up their energy levels by snacking on sausages.

I expect them to triumphantly cross the finishing line around 10pm tonight
Perhaps they've diverted past KFC?
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Old 22-09-2012, 19:52
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If they have done it, I won't be surprised if there was some sort of medical drama (asthma attack, angina attack, pulled ligament, sprained ankle etc.). I'd bet money on it.
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Old 22-09-2012, 21:20
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If they have done it, I won't be surprised if there was some sort of medical drama (asthma attack, angina attack, pulled ligament, sprained ankle etc.). I'd bet money on it.
Perhaps they were copying Jade by doing THIS Their exercise diet will no doubt consist of cheese, pizza, takeaways and the odd lettuce leaf (which no doubt gets passed on to the rabbit).

I bet they'd be able to walk the 10km if they had a sausage on a stick dangling infront of them!
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Old 23-09-2012, 08:25
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I wonder if they are still plodding round the 10km circuit, maybe they are emulating the magnificent Tony Phoenix-Morrison, who has recently completed 30 half-marathons with a fridge strapped to his back? Except they will have done just one 10km walk, with a motorised fridge on wheels, packed with sausages and trifle, in case of a snack attack.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/se...?newsfeed=true
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Old 23-09-2012, 11:43
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They completed it in 2hr 30min according to Philth's Facebook!
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Old 23-09-2012, 11:47
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No mention on whether he wore socks or not ;0)
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Old 23-09-2012, 11:51
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They completed it in 2hr 30min according to Philth's Facebook!


NO WAY!

If they did then my gob is well and truly smacked!
Or is Phil telling porkies again?

Ask for piccies or where to send belated donations.

No, it's no good, I still dont believe him. Or was it just the girls? I cant see Em walking 10k in two and a half hours. It'd take her that long just to have her fag breaks.

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Old 23-09-2012, 13:20
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'Thank you we all have colds know (sic) it was -1 it was very cold'

Should I ask for link to donate?
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Old 23-09-2012, 13:21
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They completed it in 2hr 30min according to Philth's Facebook!
I don't believe it!!!

Two and half hours for 3 morbidly obese, grossly unfit people, to walk 10k - absolute tosh. I suspect Philth googled and got this result:

for a normal man, non athelete (or not involved in any stamina building program) it would take around 2 hrs 20 mins whereas a woman might take about 20 minutes more for a walk in normal pace.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_s...#ixzz27ILRryKk
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Old 23-09-2012, 14:35
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What about a man in plastic pumps with no socks and females in waterfall tops??
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Old 23-09-2012, 14:49
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What about a man in plastic pumps with no socks and females in waterfall tops??
Google says it's not possible. In fact google says Philth is a liar and his wife's incontinence pants are on fire

There is no way on God's earth that that family of fatty mcbutterpants can walk ONE kilometre let alone TEN, and certainly not in the time he claims they have done it in.

I want to see photographic evidence of this groundbreaking (literally) event - and there is none.
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Old 23-09-2012, 17:26
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Okay, okay, okay, I was wrong The photo is blurred but Big Phil and Emma can be clearly seen in the middle of the crowd.

http://s1122.photobucket.com/albums/...rlight%20Hike/

Chawners, I apologise. But I still reckon it took you longer than 2 and half hours.
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Old 23-09-2012, 17:32
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Deleted. Just wrote a diatribe about how they didn't do it but then tenorlady has posted a picture of them there

But did they actually cross the finish line or have to give up due to their 'bronchitis'?



EDIT: There's a thing. The bronchitis couldn't be nearly as bad as he's making it out to be if they can do THAT. My uncle used to get bronchitis and was floored by it and he wasn't a smoker like Emma either with her 90 year old lungs. I reckon they've just had a slight cough and diagnosed themselves that it was arthritis looking for the sympathy vote - "look we're ILL but we've STILL done it"


Besides - trying to look good by doing things for charity doesn't quite wash when everyone knows he was offered a job but chose to continue sitting on his fat @rse living off the country's tax payers
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Old 23-09-2012, 17:39
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Okay, okay, okay, I was wrong The photo is blurred but Big Phil and Emma can be clearly seen in the middle of the crowd.

http://s1122.photobucket.com/albums/...rlight%20Hike/

Chawners, I apologise. But I still reckon it took you longer than 2 and half hours.
They're probably still doing it now in the daylight. That is if the broniklititis, gallblabbers, diabetes etc. hasn't got the better of them.

If he says anything on FB, I don't suppose he'll tell the truth and say he was sponsored for a quid by someone who called him a c***.
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Old 23-09-2012, 18:29
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His fb is full of congratulations! Get pics up!!!
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Old 23-09-2012, 18:52
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Oh dear... There's a pic... How do I share?
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Old 23-09-2012, 19:02
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Oh dear... There's a pic... How do I share?
Is it the Emma Chawner FB cover one...It just popped up on my page..frightening!
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