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Old 31-05-2012, 22:03   #1
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What's the worse thing that could happen to you whilst you are at your local library either reading a book or using their "Internet Cafe" area?
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:05   #2
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Probably a madman stabbing me to death, something like that.
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:05   #3
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You could get caught up in a tropical cyclone.
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:19   #4
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Awww, where did the one about the cyclone go? That was a particularly funny one!
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:22   #5
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Awww, where did the one about the cyclone go? That was a particularly funny one!
It's right there.
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:22   #6
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It already did.

Many, many years ago - I was 5 - and my father had left me in the children's section while he went off book hunting in the adult section downstairs. He was longer than he should have been and I was desperate for the loo. I asked the librarian if I could use the toilet there but she told me off and said it was for staff only.

I wee'd all over the parquet flooring.
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:23   #7
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Somebody could throw the book at you..
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:37   #8
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It already did.

Many, many years ago - I was 5 - and my father had left me in the children's section while he went off book hunting in the adult section downstairs. He was longer than he should have been and I was desperate for the loo. I asked the librarian if I could use the toilet there but she told me off and said it was for staff only.

I wee'd all over the parquet flooring.
Serves the librarian right - I hope she had to clear it up herself!
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:37   #9
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A Tory government could get in, strip the place of books and knock it down to build flats.
My name's Ben Elton, good night.
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:40   #10
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Catch fleas./ joking
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:41   #11
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Gettng caught masturbating.
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:43   #12
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When I was about 10 or so I was reading in the local library, I got locked in and didn't realise as I was happy reading my book, I think it was a terrance dicks novel.
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:44   #13
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A rabid dog from India could come and bite you and you could be turned away from two hospitals
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:48   #14
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Gettng caught masturbating.
There was a news story about this sort of thing a while or so back. Some bloke was thrown out of a library for masturbating and hiding his actions behind a large hardback book. The book was Sir Alan Sugars Autobiography. Euggghhh!
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:48   #15
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A rabid dog from India could come and bite you and you could be turned away from two hospitals
It would be extremely difficult for an Indian dog to get into the UK in the first place!
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:53   #16
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Get there and there were no books, it is the only reaslistic one i could think of
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:54   #17
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:55   #18
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Caught sneaking books out of the library without having them checked out first?
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Old 31-05-2012, 22:55   #19
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There was a news story about this sort of thing a while or so back. Some bloke was thrown out of a library for masturbating and hiding his actions behind a large hardback book. The book was Sir Alan Sugars Autobiography. Euggghhh!
I think I remember that actually!
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Old 31-05-2012, 23:01   #20
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Old 31-05-2012, 23:03   #21
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I think I remember that actually!
Excellent, I was going to type it into google to see if I could come up with a link to the news story but left well alone as I dread to think what would come up if I typed 'Alan sugar' and 'masturbation' in the search query
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Old 31-05-2012, 23:04   #22
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It would be extremely difficult for an Indian dog to get into the UK in the first place!
That's true and the dog wouldn't be able to get a library pass because it would be rabid, so it would have to stand outside
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Old 31-05-2012, 23:04   #23
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Old 31-05-2012, 23:06   #24
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That's true and the dog wouldn't be able to get a library pass because it would be rabid, so it would have to stand outside
But the dog could indicate - in doggy sign language - that it needed a pass so it could read up on rabies and the treatment thereof.
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Old 31-05-2012, 23:07   #25
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Excellent, I was going to type it into google to see if I could come up with a link to the news story but left well alone as I dread to think what would come up if I typed 'Alan sugar' and 'masturbation' in the search query

I just googled that and its first thing that comes up, is the news story on it.
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