Thinks...
“I'll make some Hairy Bikers Eccles Cakes (*); damn, I still want a teaspoon of Ground Mixed Spice”
click, click, order....
The next thing will be a sodding great Eddie Stobart artic will turn up, as all the supermarket vans are all busy delivering other footling little orders.
Or, it'll come with a note saying “would you mind sharing this with number 27, as they're making some as well?” Tough, if you and number 27 aren't on speaking terms.
And what will the price be to the consumer? I shudder to think.
(*) actually I do, and very good they are as well. And to prove the pointlessness of Nick's BP, I don't always stick to the ingredients
Thor the ThunderGod went for a ride
Upon his favourite filly
"I'm Thor" he cried;
The horse replied
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly"