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Old 03-06-2012, 12:25   #1
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sex ish question sorry if it seems rude :S

i am just worried...

you know right... say you'd been touching cum because u'd been playing about ahem and didn't wash your hands ...then you wiped your *you know* after you'd been at the toilet (but i guess the cum would be dried into your hands)...would it be possible to basically get pregnant? or would u have to literally get a pile of the stuff and shove it ... u know (i dont imagine many people even do it lool but i've heard of it)

btw i'm not sugesting i'd wanna do that noo! i am just geneunly worried because i'm in the situation.

i had to use a public toilet basically, was desperate, -almost- forgot to wash my hands before wiping my ... you know... but did wash them a bit (there was no soap in the toilets tho). would it been enough to make sure nothing got up my you know while wiping, somehow?

this question seems so awful im sorry im just very worried didn;t know how else to word it
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:32   #2
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Once it dries the sperm is dead - no risk.

If it hasn't dried there is a minimal risk, but vagina is very acidic and harmful to sperm, unless you have got sperm actually inside it's pretty unlikely.
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:34   #3
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If you can't type the word vagina, you really aren't mature enough to be having sex.
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:36   #4
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If you can't type the word vagina, you really aren't mature enough to be having sex.
Bit harsh, there's a difference between maturity and being a bit bashful.
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:40   #5
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Bit harsh, there's a difference between maturity and being a bit bashful.
Bashful on a faceless internet site where no one knows you? If you were that bashful you wouldn't even post the thread let alone not be able to type a perfectly acceptable, non rude word.
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:49   #6
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Bashful on a faceless internet site where no one knows you? If you were that bashful you wouldn't even post the thread let alone not be able to type a perfectly acceptable, non rude word.
She's asked for advice, not the forum police to turn up.
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Old 03-06-2012, 12:51   #7
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Oh wow, so glad I read this thread.



Highly unlikely, I would think.
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Old 03-06-2012, 13:07   #8
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She's asked for advice, not the forum police to turn up.
Yes it's a good thing that the OP is thinking about the possible dangers and asking for advice.
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Old 03-06-2012, 13:28   #9
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She's asked for advice, not the forum police to turn up.
Indeed!
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Old 03-06-2012, 15:48   #10
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Bashful on a faceless internet site where no one knows you? If you were that bashful you wouldn't even post the thread let alone not be able to type a perfectly acceptable, non rude word.

Indeed, bashful girls don't usually have dried male sperm on their hands do they ?
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Old 03-06-2012, 15:54   #11
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I would like to know how you got sperm on your hands and where were you to need a public toilet
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Old 03-06-2012, 15:58   #12
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I think you're safe but then I'm just a bloke writing on a forum. Home pregnancy tests are cheaper than ever these days and probably will answer your question better than this thread.

Having said that you have got some good advice

If you think that your post was rude I have no idea how you got the spunk on your hands in the first place! It did make me smile though.
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Old 03-06-2012, 16:02   #13
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i am just worried...

you know right... say you'd been touching cum because u'd been playing about ahem and didn't wash your hands ...then you wiped your *you know* after you'd been at the toilet (but i guess the cum would be dried into your hands)...would it be possible to basically get pregnant? or would u have to literally get a pile of the stuff and shove it ... u know (i dont imagine many people even do it lool but i've heard of it)

btw i'm not sugesting i'd wanna do that noo! i am just geneunly worried because i'm in the situation.

i had to use a public toilet basically, was desperate, -almost- forgot to wash my hands before wiping my ... you know... but did wash them a bit (there was no soap in the toilets tho). would it been enough to make sure nothing got up my you know while wiping, somehow?

this question seems so awful im sorry im just very worried didn;t know how else to word it
wait a few weeks, get a pregnancy test ready just in case, and buy some pregnancy clothes as a precaution....

nah...you'll be fine.....
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Old 03-06-2012, 16:02   #14
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I wouldn't think there is any risk of being pregnant!
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Old 03-06-2012, 16:09   #15
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I think you're safe but then I'm just a bloke writing on a forum. Home pregnancy tests are cheaper than ever these days and probably will answer your question better than this thread.

Having said that you have got some good advice

If you think that your post was rude I have no idea how you got the spunk on your hands in the first place! It did make me smile though.


And me

TBH - the answer to this question could fairly easily have been found somewhere on the internet. I would have more faith in a reputable website than posting 'all embarrassed' on a forum and opening myself up to ridicule and not having a clue of the qualifications of those who replied.

Note to the OP - there is a lot of information/education available on the internet. It's not necessary to embarrass yourself when there are other ways to find the answer.
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Old 03-06-2012, 16:09   #16
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You'll be fine. You'd be amazed how difficult getting pregnant actually is for a lot of people.
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Old 03-06-2012, 16:14   #17
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No, you won't get pregnant from what you've described.
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Old 03-06-2012, 16:21   #18
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Indeed, bashful girls don't usually have dried male sperm on their hands do they ?
As opposed to female sperm perhaps?
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Old 03-06-2012, 16:23   #19
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Didn't you ask a similar question about sperm in another thread that seems to have been deleted.

And no you can't get pregnant.
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Old 03-06-2012, 16:26   #20
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I usually use toilet paper to wipe myself after using the loo not my hand
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Old 03-06-2012, 16:28   #21
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Didn't you ask a similar question about sperm in another thread that seems to have been deleted.

And no you can't get pregnant.
Yep...
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Old 03-06-2012, 16:40   #22
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I usually use toilet paper to wipe myself after using the loo not my hand
thats good to know, thanks for letting us know...

is it velvet tripple layer????
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Yep...
Thought so, seemed familiar.
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Old 03-06-2012, 18:26   #24
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You again, OP? Get some sex education. Seriously.

And stop wiping your fanny with your hand...please use loo paper!
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Old 03-06-2012, 19:02   #25
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Did you get the sperm on your hand IN the toilet cubicle then use the loo once the "donator" had left?

*No judgment, I've done worse. Only I make sure to swallow every bit just to be on the saf(er) side!
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