[priscilla]

Thank.you for all your funny posts, keep them.coming

Shirley can use it to customize her boots (they will give her extra running power as well as looking stylish)

[T.K. Mazin]

Originally Posted by priscilla

Yep this means it will always stay hard/ be big/ and stay up right,
ian the man with the flaming torch

jean can.give it to michael after he tells her its for children so they can.use it in the dark

kat can.use it to apply her foundation

whitney can.use it as a sex toy when all the men.in walford die

LOL good ones

Yusef will use the torch to set fire on Albert Square and the Masoods .

Lucy uses the torch to brush her yellow teeth

Peggy will use the torch to burn down the Vic and scream, "Let it buuuuuurn!!!"

Max will use the torch as a wand to cast hypnotic spells on the women of Walford and seduce them - watch out, ladies!!

[priscilla]

Originally Posted by T.K. Mazin

LOL good ones

Yusef will use the torch to set fire on Albert Square and the Masoods .

Lucy uses the torch to brush her yellow teeth

Peggy will use the torch to burn down the Vic and scream, "Let it buuuuuurn!!!"

Max will use the torch as a wand to cast hypnotic spells on the women of Walford and seduce them - watch out, ladies!!

Haha
im loving the suggestions (peggy 'let it burrrrn' classic line )
kat can.use it as a dildo
Tamwar needs to take it out of his arse and stop arse licking his mum (grow up tam)
Pat could have used it as earrings

[EastEnders-1105]

When is Billy supposed to be carrying the tourch through the square?

[SuperDude95]

Originally Posted by catsmeow

Cora uses it as a hair ornament. IanWatch use it to search for Ian at night. I like funny threads.

Haha

[catsmeow]

Bobby uses it to cook his breakfast over.

[priscilla]

Originally Posted by EastEnders-1105

When is Billy supposed to be carrying the tourch through the square?

When it comes to.london
Today i.heard that jedward was running with it ireland im surprised their hair didnt catch on fire

[EastEnders-1105]

Originally Posted by priscilla

When it comes to.london
Today i.heard that jedward was running with it ireland im surprised their hair didnt catch on fire

Thanks

[unclekevo]

Morgan uses it to cook chicken nuggets

Roxy uses it to hold a flame for Alfie

[benbenalen]

Kat uses it as a tampon...!!!!
Crap, just realised this has been said!!

Ah well but true

[priscilla]

Haha my thread got bump

sharon uses it to brush denny golden locks
denny uses it as a biscuit tin

[benbenalen]

Patrick uses it for a didgeridoo!
Phil uses it as a wig!
Jack uses it as a artificial penis!
Kim uses it to stick on one of her boobs to make her nipple pointier!

[priscilla]

Tracey/amy use it as megaphones, so they can be heard when they speak

[benbenalen]

Sonia can use it to replace her trumpet!

[LiamBerryTea ~]

A present for Kat. To stick where the sun don't shine.

[priscilla]

Lola/kat can use it to apply their fake tan

[maurice45]

Originally Posted by GloriaSnockers

...but has to refund the buyer when it's lost in the post due to someone stealing the mail.

Karma

LMAO

[T.K. Mazin]

Originally Posted by T.K. Mazin

I have a few suggestions, priscilla...

Max and Jack fight over who should stick the torch on their knob to attract more women . In the end, Jack wins the right to do so .

The Masoods use the torch to explore the Amazon rainforest on Syed's head .

Ben adopts the torch as his new weapon of choice and is dubbed the "Torch of Doom" .

I forgot about posting this . I like my ideas .

[vald]

Andrew will be using it on Jay tonight.....I'm just not sure which orifice it's going in.