Originally Posted by pas:
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DANCING NAKED UNDER THE INFLUENCE........
If I ever think about drinking again, you have permission to shoot me. I was in Glasgow for the Fake Bake, Glitz and Glamour Ball, and was doing really well on the old softies... until Fake Bake's CEO Sandra McClumpha cornered me. She's a bad influence!
One minute I was on the Diet Cokes, the next minute she was lining up sambucas and I was necking them like there was diamonds at the bottom of each glass..
I was there with my mates Polly Parsons, Sian Welby and Hayley Sparks and I also remember dancing naked in our hotel room, I grabbed my arse and shouted ' pound a peach' in the worst mockney accent you have ever heard, dont't ask me why but I can't keep my clothes on when Im drunk with the girls, maybe Im a closet lezza...
My head was banging the next day, I can tell you, but me and the girls have decided to use my drunken antics as insiration and have started writing comedy sketches. We're calling ourselves Here Comes The Girls, and are getting a Pilot Show together, so watch this space.
I had a lovely time with me bitches, but poor Lukey is feeling a bit left out. He's been working hard painting our gaff one room at a time. He'd nearly finished one room last week, when I said I didn't like it and wanted to change it.
He is'nt happy about it but I'll let him fondle me peaches.....
Josie not happy.
I was at a dinner a while ago with that Max Rushden from Soccar A.M, the man is so rude- he was looking down at me and taking the mickey in front of everyone, he's only interested in woman who are either gorgeous or important. PILLOCK!”
I guessing it was Pillock of the week and not hottie of the week?
Thanks Pas & Lily as always!
Originally Posted by
ferfer:
“Can everyone say GOOOOOOO THUNDER!!!!!! Please and thank you!
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Originally Posted by tallulah gosh:
“Gooooooooooooooooo thumper!!!!”
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