since, i'm literally so freaking bored right now and don't feel like doing the stuff i usually do like watch star trek and listen to music, i figure i'll transcribe another caroline video.. this time an interview.
interviewer:
tell me a little bit, what's your name, where'd you come from, what do you do?
caroline:
so, i'm ummm "caz" (or "cas") and i'm from surrey which is south of london, ***nods head***
interviewer:
and what do you do?
caroline:
umm i'm in a gap year and i'm going to university in september to do film studies...
interviewer:
so are you? so you just finished a gap year?
caroline:
yeah, i did a gap year last year and then i went to university but i dropped out cuz i absolutely hated it, umm so i'm, so then i.. sort of this is my second gap year so that's why i'm doing big brother... just like, pretty fun.. ***shrug shoulders***
interviewer:
just a little fill in before uni
caroline:
***giggles**** and ***raises hand up*** says something but i can't make it out, something along the lines of... "fun/hard" weighing the options sort of thing perhaps?
interviewer:
fab, so what do you want to do, what's the aim?
caroline:
umm, i.. literally haven't got a clue, like i have no life aspirations whatsoever, i always kind of ***fluttering hand about*** think for the.. short term, i just have no idea what i'm going to be doing in ten years time, i haven't got a clue.
interviewer:
that's ok, that's good.. that's good. what are you going to bring to the house "caz" caroline?
caroline:
caaaz, umm what am i going to bring to the house? hopefully, i'll just be quite fun and hopefully i'll be sort of like.. get everyone going and just have a good time, and i genuinely like enjoy myself and be happy, outgoing, cheerful and stuff..., i don't really get along with really grumpy people [transcriber note: *cough* victoria cough] or really boring people, or mopey people or anything like that so... hopefully i'll brighten it up.
interviewer:
oh kay, so.. umm who/wha... who would be your ideal housemate, what would be?
caroline:
uhh someone that finds me like really funnnunn, someone that's got a really good sense of humor - someone that's funny, someone that's interesting, someone that's like.. sort of like's doing... i don't know just someone that i get along with really, i don't want anyone that wants confrontation or anything like that, i can't really be bothered with that.
interviewer:
how would you deal with confrontation if that does come up?
caroline:
sometimes i can just be sooooo rude, and i can just say whatever ***hand to mouth emoting something coming out of her mouth*** comes into my mouth and it gets me into all sort s of trouble, umm so i don't desperately want anyone to confront me about anything cuz otherwise i will just end up having an argument, i don't want to have an argument with anyone...
interviewer:
oh kay, oh kay, who would be your nightmare housemate?
caroline:
ummm i've got a really, really big problem with sort of.. like lack of hygiene, anyone that smells or talks about bodily fluid ***expresses kind of gross out*** or anything gross... i really, really have a phobia of bodily fluid and sometimes people just discuss it really openly and it makes me... it sort of makes me **cringe emote*** cringe and ughhhhh, anyone that makes me feel sick in any kind of way, umm and anyone that wants to have an argument with me.
interviewer:
do you have a gameplan? caz
caroline:
definitely not (***while twirling her hair haha***) obviously every single person that's sat in this seat's going (***doing an impression a person trying to assure you***) i'm just gonna be my self, but i'm genuinely just going to be a nice version of myself like i'd swallow my tongue if i genuinely really really hate somebody, i'm not going to be like ***loud voice*** i just don't like you!, that's just not gonna go down well is it? so like a "mely??? not sure" version of myself.
interviewer:
caz, are you gonna win big brother?
caroline:
i don't think i.. i think i'm definitely not, like 300% not going to win... i don't think i have a chance, i really don't think i have a chance..
interviewer:
why so negative?
caroline:
because sometimes i can just be soooo rude and i really do, and sometimes i just don't get along with people...
interviewer:
do you want to win?
caroline:
...i just don't think it's an option, it's like "are you going to find love in the house?" it's just not an option so i'm like "i wouldn't object to it", i feel the same way like obviously it would be fantastic, i'd love it so much... but at the same time it's just so unlikely.
interviewer:
we gotta finish up now, prediction: how fare will you get?
caroline:
realistically, probably a week but i really, really hope.. i hope that i'll be in for a... month? i hope so, i really hope so. (*some banter between the 2 about a holiday/lolliday, "why not, my lolliday, etc) we can have lollipops later, laughter. (some sort of inside joke).
as they shake hands she drops the mobile microphone and the interviewer says she broke it.
whew, that was longer than i expected!!!!! the things i do in appreciation.