Let's sing the praises of a girl who's had a bumpy ride
As her fellow BB housemates were determined to deride.
Unclear as to the reasons for the treatment she was getting
Retreating to the garden where she could not help her fretting
Eventually she formed a bond with people who were friendly
Not noticing how keen some were to see her being bendy
Cigarettes and bacon were both in short supply
And many pillows trembled when they heard her battle cry
Regrouping from her setbacks she learned to be resilient
Receiving cheers when leaving was a well deserved achievement
Eviscerating Caz on BOTS was nothing short of brilliant!
I think she was the best of all the housemates on this year
Selfless, loyal, caring, with enthusiastic cheer
Fun loving, cute and sporty, a Karate-chopping Queen
Intelligent and funny, she was never rude or mean
Tom Boys never looked so good in Nuts magazine!