Is this song

a) Dire
b) Ok
c) good
d) Worthy of a brit award

I dressed up as this character for an 80's tribute night last Saturday. I asked the DJ to play this song - and after two minutes he pulled it and he called the song "Crap" - I think this song is dire. Anyone Disagree?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTOajyzvIjE

It is 'WTF were we thinking back then' garbage, yes. Although personally I find it easier on the ear than anything by the artists outlined in the very top user comment!

Mercifully it wasn't a trend that caught on; or at least, if Gordon the Gopher, Ed The Duck and co did make any records, they are erased from memory.

I bought "The Cassette of the Album" on LP (loved the cock up title by Errol!) all the singles...I was a bonafide Ratfan....this song is actually a good pastiche of Grandmaster Flash

of course its dire... but its a pop song and abit of novelty now and again is welcome!

What does Mike Read look like in these glasses

It was pretty dire, but so are most novelty songs
This one is slightly better, and was inflicted on us by Simon Cowell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocCEVtzFhTA

It's got more artistic merit than anything Simon Cowell has ever released

I remember this, it's quite funny!

It's certainly not a classic...but Roland is a legend.