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The lymerics thread
This is always fun. Don't be shy have a try!!!
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All I've got is offesive funny but offensive.
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All I've got is offesive funny but offensive.
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Not quite a lymeric more nursery rhyme. This is down to the story in the People at the weekend.
Nick Knack Tabby got whacked, 'cause he gave the dog a bone. This sad act thinks he's a rolling stone. Sorry bad taste but it came to me at the weekend. I've nothing against his girlfriend by the way and in no respect think of her as a dog. |
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Smiley Steve is a singer
who some think could be the winner. Each week he will croon it makes some ladies swoon, others just call him a minger.
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ok, just posted this in answer to a post, in another thread
will now post it here.There was was cat called himself Tabby He really thought he was fabby He's Sharon's little puppet or more like a muppet He's the next one off in that Taxi Steve we love you, you can win by a mile you're sexy, can sing and oh that smile It's Sharon, who's smug And Louis's a mug For you my finger's on redial
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Arrogant Simon met a pieman going to the fair
Said Arrogant Simon to the pieman FFS Louis, call yourself a manager? Last edited by Satchmo : 15-11-2004 at 23:15. Reason: Simon's not so simple |
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Satchmo
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the pieman FFS Louis, call yourself a manager?
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The classical boys G4
Often leave you wanting more unless they sing Britney then please someone hit me I just can't take anymore. Tabby with black and red in his hair No one else for me can compare Some hate him 'tis true but I don't give a poo He rocks for me so there!
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A tabbys a cat, I think we all know,
And not some young upstart we all think should go, He's tuneless, he screeches and sometimes he's flat and bugger me sideways, cos that's just the cat. |
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Originally Posted by Satchmo
A tabbys a cat, I think we all know,
And not some young upstart we all think should go, He's tuneless, he screeches and sometimes he's flat and bugger me sideways, cos that's just the cat.
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Sassy Cassie it's time to go
Smiler Steve next to leave the show Tabby then its your turn Rowetta r/up and peeps learn G4 win the show (I think I'm dreaming though)! |
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Originally Posted by woo
Sassy Cassie it's time to go
Smiler Steve next to leave the show Tabby then its your turn Rowetta r/up and peeps learn G4 win the show (I think I'm dreaming though)!
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this isn't about x factor but I'll post it anyway
simple simon met a pieman going to the fair, said simple simon to the piemans what do you have there said the pieman to simple simon pies,you idiot mirror mirror on the wall, whos the fairest of them all, the mirror sighed with a grunt, it isn't you, you silly ****
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ro~is~fabulous
mirror mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all, the mirror sighed with a grunt, it isn't you, you silly **** ![]()
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Loopy Louis keeps on picking
awful songs for G4. It makes you wonder if he is trying to help them out the door. Saturday is looming fast the G4 fans they are shaking. Will the song for Saturday night end with yet more p*** taking?
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An ode to Simon
Simon the only winner is you you have more to gain and its true the winners career will not last a year and you can start X-factor 2 |
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X Factor's a fabulous show
Every week someone new has to go We're now down to five Acts staying alive Who goes next? Does anyone know? First to go was Roberta poor thing Such a shame cos she really can sing Next up Verity And then number three? 2 to Go had to go ding a-ling Voices with Soul were next for the chop A class act Louis just had to drop You could see his dilemma between them, Pete & Emma And G4 with their opera pop! I'll keep watching, see what happens next Will my favourites turn out to be best? Will Rowetta or Steve Be the next act to leave Or Cassie or Tabby stand the test? |
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X Factor's a fabulous show
Every week someone new has to go We're now down to five Acts staying alive Who goes next? Does anyone know? First to go was Roberta poor thing Such a shame cos she really can sing Next up Verity And then number three? 2 to Go had to go ding a-ling Voices with Soul were next for the chop A class act Louis just had to drop You could see his dilemma between them, Pete & Emma And G4 with their opera pop! I'll keep watching, see what happens next Will my favourites turn out to be best? Will Rowetta or Steve Be the next act to leave Or Cassie or Tabby stand the test?
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There once were some boys named 'G4',
Whose jaws bounced up back off the floor, When Troll said 'You're in!', They made such a din, And drunk people said 'More, more!'
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZipGypsy
There once were some boys named 'G4',
Whose jaws bounced up back off the floor, When Troll said 'You're in!', They made such a din, And drunk people said 'More, more!' ![]()
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Wow these are fab!!!! Quote:
The classical boys G4 Often leave you wanting more unless they sing Britney then please someone hit me I just can't take anymore. Tabby with black and red in his hair No one else for me can compare Some hate him 'tis true but I don't give a poo He rocks for me so there! Best so far almost wet myself laughing!!!! |
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Theres an old man called Lou Lou,
and he talks a pile of poo poo, he claims the cheater to be Ro, but we all really know hes the only cheater in the show, |
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Originally Posted by baileybots
can i be on your side Zip, at least i could have a good laugh
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There once was a manager called Louis
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