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Old 15-11-2004, 22:12
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This is always fun. Don't be shy have a try!!!
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Old 15-11-2004, 22:31
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All I've got is offesive funny but offensive.
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Old 15-11-2004, 22:34
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All I've got is offesive funny but offensive.
post it anyway!!
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Old 15-11-2004, 22:38
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Not quite a lymeric more nursery rhyme. This is down to the story in the People at the weekend.

Nick Knack Tabby got whacked, 'cause he gave the dog a bone.
This sad act thinks he's a rolling stone.

Sorry bad taste but it came to me at the weekend. I've nothing against his girlfriend by the way and in no respect think of her as a dog.
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Old 15-11-2004, 22:40
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Smiley Steve is a singer
who some think could be the winner.
Each week he will croon
it makes some ladies swoon,
others just call him a minger.
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Old 15-11-2004, 22:43
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ok, just posted this in answer to a post, in another thread will now post it here.



There was was cat called himself Tabby
He really thought he was fabby
He's Sharon's little puppet
or more like a muppet
He's the next one off in that Taxi

Steve we love you, you can win by a mile
you're sexy, can sing and oh that smile
It's Sharon, who's smug
And Louis's a mug
For you my finger's on redial
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Old 15-11-2004, 22:44
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Arrogant Simon met a pieman going to the fair
Said Arrogant Simon to the pieman
FFS Louis, call yourself a manager?

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Old 15-11-2004, 22:46
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Originally Posted by Satchmo
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
FFS Louis, call yourself a manager?
like that one
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Old 15-11-2004, 22:56
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The classical boys G4
Often leave you wanting more
unless they sing Britney
then please someone hit me
I just can't take anymore.



Tabby with black and red in his hair
No one else for me can compare
Some hate him 'tis true
but I don't give a poo
He rocks for me so there!
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Old 15-11-2004, 23:39
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A tabbys a cat, I think we all know,
And not some young upstart we all think should go,
He's tuneless, he screeches and sometimes he's flat
and bugger me sideways, cos that's just the cat.
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Old 16-11-2004, 12:43
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Originally Posted by Satchmo
A tabbys a cat, I think we all know,
And not some young upstart we all think should go,
He's tuneless, he screeches and sometimes he's flat
and bugger me sideways, cos that's just the cat.
like that one too
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Old 16-11-2004, 13:30
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Sassy Cassie it's time to go
Smiler Steve next to leave the show
Tabby then its your turn
Rowetta r/up and peeps learn
G4 win the show (I think I'm dreaming though)!
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Old 16-11-2004, 16:05
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Originally Posted by woo
Sassy Cassie it's time to go
Smiler Steve next to leave the show
Tabby then its your turn
Rowetta r/up and peeps learn
G4 win the show (I think I'm dreaming though)!
so do i
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Old 16-11-2004, 16:09
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this isn't about x factor but I'll post it anyway

simple simon met a pieman going to the fair,
said simple simon to the piemans what do you have there
said the pieman to simple simon
pies,you idiot

mirror mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all,
the mirror sighed with a grunt,
it isn't you, you silly ****

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Old 16-11-2004, 16:10
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Originally Posted by Ro~is~fabulous
mirror mirror on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all,
the mirror sighed with a grunt,
it isn't you, you silly ****

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Old 16-11-2004, 16:30
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Loopy Louis keeps on picking
awful songs for G4.
It makes you wonder if he is trying
to help them out the door.

Saturday is looming fast
the G4 fans they are shaking.
Will the song for Saturday night
end with yet more p*** taking?
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Old 16-11-2004, 16:46
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An ode to Simon

Simon the only winner is you
you have more to gain and its true
the winners career
will not last a year
and you can start X-factor 2
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Old 16-11-2004, 16:56
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X Factor's a fabulous show
Every week someone new has to go
We're now down to five
Acts staying alive
Who goes next? Does anyone know?

First to go was Roberta poor thing
Such a shame cos she really can sing
Next up Verity
And then number three?
2 to Go had to go ding a-ling

Voices with Soul were next for the chop
A class act Louis just had to drop
You could see his dilemma
between them, Pete & Emma
And G4 with their opera pop!

I'll keep watching, see what happens next
Will my favourites turn out to be best?
Will Rowetta or Steve
Be the next act to leave
Or Cassie or Tabby stand the test?
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Old 16-11-2004, 18:02
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Originally Posted by mazed
X Factor's a fabulous show
Every week someone new has to go
We're now down to five
Acts staying alive
Who goes next? Does anyone know?

First to go was Roberta poor thing
Such a shame cos she really can sing
Next up Verity
And then number three?
2 to Go had to go ding a-ling

Voices with Soul were next for the chop
A class act Louis just had to drop
You could see his dilemma
between them, Pete & Emma
And G4 with their opera pop!

I'll keep watching, see what happens next
Will my favourites turn out to be best?
Will Rowetta or Steve
Be the next act to leave
Or Cassie or Tabby stand the test?
Boom boom!!! Round of applause Mazed, 4 good verses!
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Old 16-11-2004, 19:25
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There once were some boys named 'G4',
Whose jaws bounced up back off the floor,
When Troll said 'You're in!',
They made such a din,
And drunk people said 'More, more!'

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Old 16-11-2004, 19:26
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Originally Posted by ZipGypsy
There once were some boys named 'G4',
Whose jaws bounced up back off the floor,
When Troll said 'You're in!',
They made such a din,
And drunk people said 'More, more!'

can i be on your side Zip, at least i could have a good laugh
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Old 16-11-2004, 19:28
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Wow these are fab!!!!

The classical boys G4
Often leave you wanting more
unless they sing Britney
then please someone hit me
I just can't take anymore.



Tabby with black and red in his hair
No one else for me can compare
Some hate him 'tis true
but I don't give a poo
He rocks for me so there!

Best so far almost wet myself laughing!!!!
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Old 16-11-2004, 19:35
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Theres an old man called Lou Lou,
and he talks a pile of poo poo,
he claims the cheater to be Ro,
but we all really know
hes the only cheater in the show,
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Old 16-11-2004, 19:40
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Originally Posted by baileybots
can i be on your side Zip, at least i could have a good laugh
Yeah, baileybots....hehehehe
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Old 16-11-2004, 19:46
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There once was a manager called Louis
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