Who'd have though Big Brother would ever throw up anyone worse than the beastly Jonny Regan, or the stupid, slaggish Kate, her voice as grinding and as witless as a barking dog... or even the awful, annoying, ignorant pile of selfish noise that was Brian Dowling?

Yet watching those two wooden, zombie-like, dead-eyed losers, Stupid and Meme, on the Weakest Link - beside whom even the Cheeky Girls look like A-list stars - it's become obvious we've gone right through - and well under - the bottom of the barrel.

It'd be one thing to slag them off for the stupid "old slag takes virgin idiots cherry under a table on TV" stunt, or the whole desperate hollowness of their dreadful "romance"... but what is really breathtaking is the fact that, despite they're absolute shameless pursuit of "fame", where they'd do anything, say anything, fake anything to get in front of the cameras, now that they are there they have absolutely nothing to say.

They genuinely don't have a clue - it's pitiful. You'd maybe have expected Moomoo to be sassy and up-front, revelling in the spotlight - but she just stares ahead blankly with the new dreadful Wednesday Adams hairdo and those awful black dead eyes, saying nothing, doing nothing, answering every question with the muffled giggles of a 12 year old girl standing at the bus stop.

And him - he was a spineless twerp in the house, but he seemed harmless enough. Now he actually believes his own hype - he is one of the most bizarre looking guys I have ever seen, a sort of cross between the Laughing Cavalier and a young Noel Edmunds. I don't think any young man in the history of the Uk has so comprehensively made a complete and utter fool of himself - apart, perhaps, from William Hague at the 1978 Conservative Party Conference.

"Have you been anywhere glamourous?" asked Anne.

"St Albans" replies Michelle, in all seriousness.

"On what river is the Oxford/Cambride boat race held?" asks Ms Robinson

"On the River... eh... Cambridge?" replies Tim-Nice-But-Dim

And off they go, kicked off beside an elderly Keith Harris and Orville, an act that has fallen so far down the showbiz ladder it's practically in the basement, yet still an odd contrast to Meme and Stupid - at least the guy was once popular, once had talent, whereas they -in their "prime" and at the peak of all they will ever achieve - have nothing.

Two empty shells with an entertainment value somewhat less than Maureen from Driving School, eeking out their OK payment... is this classless, crass pair what really passes for anyone's idea of "celebrity"? They make Peter Andre and Jordan look like Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.

Have you never considered, not for even one moment, that these fine, young people are the stuff dreams are made of? Across cultural and class divides, their love shines like a beacon (bacon? beckon? beaker??) of hope for all those as fat and thick and gormless as them. They bring joy where once was despair. They bring OK exclusives... to the pages of OK. They bring a completely new meaning to the word 'celebrity'.

You should be ashamed of yourself, I say. Ashamed... for being gone so long. Welcome back dear boy.

Now batgirl I've been told repeatedly on these threads that Meme is not fat.

OK, I believe that.

But why is she continually going on about how much weight she has lost? She must be fading away to a shadow. The poor moo probably has to run about in the shower to get wet.

She is stick thin. Its just her vast, lunar, plate shaped face that makes her seem otherwise.

hmmm! is this what 'celebrity' means nowadays? Surely z-lebs should be called something else otherwise we have to keep lowering the standards of celebrityhood to include these desperate wannabees.

a personage in the field of philosophy?

Strangely enough that phrase doesn't come to mind when I think of Michelle. And she's actually the brighter of the two.

Do remember that Michelle has been told that she must be demure now, in order not to frighten off the teenies with her bunny boileresque antics.

She's obviously been told to supress her vile personality... but why? There are no teenies to frighten off - no teen girl would relate to such a desperate old piece of mutton, or fancy Stu-pid, he's completely and utterly sexless.

Stupid has never appeared in the Sneak magazine list of Top Ten totty - and I should know, I vote in it often... usually for Jason from Corrie - so he doesn't seem to have any kind of fan base amongst anybody. He's just attached to Moo Moo like a handbag. A complete waste of space. Like, wow, man.

Nail on head moment. Zed-lebs (TM).

What was Stu-pid told?

Actually, I agree. It's just the only thing I can think of to explain the total volte face since the eviction. Every interview is loaded towards her being everso, everso unpossessive and unclingy and it just doesn't ring true to the person in the house.

I'm convinced though that she was taken aside within minutes of eviction and told how to behave.

BE DEMURE. BE VERY DEMURE.

God knows. He'd have forgotten it by now anyway.

Can you imagine the hell that must be Zed-leb coupledom? You have a great big row and all you want is to a) punch his light out, b) go home to mum, c) punch his light out again, d) eat chocolate... but you can't because OK magazine are coming round first thing to take some photos and talk about 'your love'*... And 'your love'* is your career... Without 'your love'* you are nothing...

*can be substituted for The Great Moomin Workout Video....

Oh yes. Quite, QUITE dire.

there's no doubt that Michelle was given advice straight away.Hence we had to put up with all the crappy "no comments" in her eviction interview :yawn: :sleep:

Yep, the girl swallowed her pride...

That's about all she has to swallow... I'm sure Stu-pid doesn't produce any "sex wee". His testes aren't due to drop for another ten years.


It seems hard to believe Moomoo and Stu-pid could actually be somehow worse than they were when they left the house, but they are. They are like two ugly Thunderbirds puppets, completely devoid of life or personality.

There they were on the Weakest Link, looking blankly into the camera, and I suddenly realised where that phrase comes from:

Thick as two short planks.

I'm sure Trashcan would agree.

Even chrisdebag couldn't defend that performance.... could he?

I dunno what I'm supposed to agree with.. or maybe you just want me to put an opposing view to what has been posted so far..? either way it was just another gameshow for charity and maybe they took it all a little too seriously - a bit like your good self..

Well, I'm still irritated at having missed it!

Probably due to j-j's memorial service. (jam, alcohol and strippers optional)

it was nice to see the dimmer one defering to the brainier one in order to save time and raise more cash for charity. When they were asked which of Tom & Jerrry was the mouse, Stu looked to Michelle to answer it.

I think he was just trying to work out how a cat and a mouse could make so much ice cream

Well...I 'screamed'

Ha ha... *tumbleweed*

Has anyone seen my coat?

skaz...........you should be on the stage !


There's one leaving for Dodge City in five minutes..........

D'you know, I had a French teacher at school that used to say exactly the same thing to me. Thanks a lot for wasting 20 years of memory supression therapy. Ah well, back to square one...

OH. BLOODY. HELL.

Excuse the shouting, but I was just about to refer to the first part of this post (having only read that far ) and ask who was who?

Then I realised you answered the question. My only remaining query is: was she able to answer?



[Spoiler: it was Jerry.]

Just one thing. for people that say they don't like michelle, you all talk about her alot and One other thing i don't think stuart is ugiy ,far from it.