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Old 19-11-2004, 14:59
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ugly or not... as long as they talk about you... that's what counts. where everybody knows your name is the name of the game.

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Old 19-11-2004, 16:48
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Originally Posted by levitan22
ugly or not... as long as they talk about you... that's what counts. where everybody knows your name is the name of the game.

http://www.garyportnoy.com

I'm scared to click on that link....

But I agree, as long as people talk about you, that's what counts.

Just yesterday a girl in my work was saying "Remember that Michelle from Big Brother who did it under the table? What a slapper."

All together now:

Baby look at me,
And tell me what you see,
You ain't seen the best of me yet...
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Old 19-11-2004, 21:58
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"There is only one thing in the world worse that being talked about. And that is not being talked about" - Oscar Wilde
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Old 19-11-2004, 22:39
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Trashcan.... what can I say.... I always knew there was a more cultured side to you. Behind that hard gruff exterior there's the soul of a poet.
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Old 19-11-2004, 22:56
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There is only one thing in the world worse that being talked about, and that is being talked to by some small-talking, weather-loving freak, usually a taxi driver or some boring bastage at the bus stop or in the post office when you just want your cash ....faaaaark offffff
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Old 19-11-2004, 23:24
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Originally Posted by TwopoundGiro
There is only one thing in the world worse that being talked about, and that is being talked to by some small-talking, weather-loving freak, usually a taxi driver or some boring bastage at the bus stop or in the post office when you just want your cash ....faaaaark offffff
i know i have someone at work that tells me all about what was on tv the night before.......even though its things i dont watch...through choice!!
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Old 19-11-2004, 23:28
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Originally Posted by john-john
Trashcan.... what can I say.... I always knew there was a more cultured side to you. Behind that hard gruff exterior there's the soul of a poet.
hmm can i detect a meeting of minds here
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Old 20-11-2004, 08:44
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Originally Posted by chudders
hmm can i detect a meeting of minds here

Talk about meant to be...
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Old 20-11-2004, 08:52
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Originally Posted by john-john

Don't get me wrong, I find BB highly entertaining - it's just when these sad sacks wander out of the house and think they have personalities or careers that it all goes wrong....
Some weeks I really think I'd love to go onto BB just to be a normal person, and then to fade off into the sunset afterwards.

Obviously, I soon snap out of that, and realise that going on BB would be the worst move of my life!
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Old 20-11-2004, 11:37
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Originally Posted by FinalBroadcast
Obviously, I soon snap out of that, and realise that going on BB would be the worst move of my life!
And it's for the rest of your life... quite a stigma "ex BB housemate".

That's when it'll hit Moo Moo and Stu-pid, years after they've spent their 100k, she'll still be that lumpy slapper bunny boiler, and he'll still be that gormless, witless boy who had his cherry popped under a table on national TV.

Tim had the right idea - leave the country.
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Old 21-11-2004, 00:36
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Originally Posted by john-john
And it's for the rest of your life... quite a stigma "ex BB housemate".

That's when it'll hit Moo Moo and Stu-pid, years after they've spent their 100k, she'll still be that lumpy slapper bunny boiler, and he'll still be that gormless, witless boy who had his cherry popped under a table on national TV.

Tim had the right idea - leave the country.
Sorry jj I think you're wrong.. As you can see yourself they have been accepted by the more fair minded GBP and looked upon with a certain fondness.. You've been wrong all along mate!
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Old 21-11-2004, 02:39
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Trash, its the TV companies that are inflicting us with them. The public don't want them and are in the main, thorughly sick of the sight of them.
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Old 21-11-2004, 13:48
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Originally Posted by Trashcan
they have been accepted by the more fair minded GBP and looked upon with a certain fondness...
Trashcan, I have a horrible feeling you could be right.

Even worse, I have a feeling that Moo Moo and Stu-pid represent the future of UK entertainment. Time for me to emmigrate, I think. Don't know where though. Any suggestions? Keep it clean, now.
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Old 24-11-2004, 18:30
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Trashcan, I have a horrible feeling you could be right.

Even worse, I have a feeling that Moo Moo and Stu-pid represent the future of UK entertainment. Time for me to emmigrate, I think. Don't know where though. Any suggestions? Keep it clean, now.
How about St Albans?
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Old 24-11-2004, 20:26
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Originally Posted by john-john
Trashcan, I have a horrible feeling you could be right.

Even worse, I have a feeling that Moo Moo and Stu-pid represent the future of UK entertainment. Time for me to emmigrate, I think. Don't know where though. Any suggestions? Keep it clean, now.
How about Newcastle? She won't need to go there any more!
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Old 24-11-2004, 21:27
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Dinnington it is then.

I'll get my wedges on.
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Old 24-11-2004, 22:41
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I hope that everyone paid close attention to what Maya did to Dev and Sunita in Corrie this evening, because this is exactly what Michelle would have done to Stuart and Shell if they had got it together after the bread making incident.
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Old 24-11-2004, 22:45
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Originally Posted by cougar 662
I hope that everyone paid close attention to what Maya did to Dev and Sunita in Corrie this evening, because this is exactly what Michelle would have done to Stuart and Shell if they had got it together after the bread making incident.

No, I missed it...........did it involve dough ?

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Old 25-11-2004, 14:30
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Michelle and Stu, a nice couple, very much in love, thats clear to see, making the most of things while it lasts. Good luck to them, I hope they stay happy together.
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Old 27-11-2004, 17:27
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Originally Posted by cougar 662
I hope that everyone paid close attention to what Maya did to Dev and Sunita in Corrie this evening, because this is exactly what Michelle would have done to Stuart and Shell if they had got it together after the bread making incident.
Sorry so you are saying michelle is like maya out of corrie?
Why do you think that shell and stuart would get together?
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Old 27-11-2004, 17:42
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I don't understand that obsession that people have with insisting Shell and Stuart wanted to be a couple let alone would make a good couple. I watched most of the live BB5 action and it was clear that Stuart felt the same way as Michelle, he just hated showing it in the house. Despite the boyfriend I do think Shell tried to make a play for him in the house but there is no way he would have looked twice at her. I think Stuart & Michelle have conducted themselves admirably since they left the house.
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Old 27-11-2004, 17:45
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Originally Posted by cheekycharlie
I don't understand that obsession that people have with insisting Shell and Stuart wanted to be a couple let alone would make a good couple. I watched most of the live BB5 action and it was clear that Stuart felt the same way as Michelle, he just hated showing it in the house. Despite the boyfriend I do think Shell tried to make a play for him in the house but there is no way he would have looked twice at her. I think Stuart & Michelle have conducted themselves admirably since they left the house.
Well said.
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Old 27-11-2004, 18:04
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Originally Posted by cougar 662
I hope that everyone paid close attention to what Maya did to Dev and Sunita in Corrie this evening, because this is exactly what Michelle would have done to Stuart and Shell if they had got it together after the bread making incident.
I don't think it's fair to compare Michelle to that mad psycho stalker Maya in Corrie, come on cougar, have a sense of proportion please.




MICHELLE IS 100 TIMES WORSE!!!!!!!!
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Old 27-11-2004, 18:16
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John-John I'd just like to say thank you. I know you don't like the same housemates as me and really I should be on the other side of the debate but I just read this thread from the beginning and I nearly fell off the chair crying with laughter. I haven't laughed so much in bloody ages let me tell you. I've read a lot of your posts over the last few months and just thought you were another Michelle-hater and wasn't bothered about replying. I know your comments are really cruel but I found them hilarious.

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Old 27-11-2004, 18:21
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Hooray!!

Another convert.
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