[rasbo]

Whats the worst, best, strangest and funniest thing to happen to you in a public toilet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...bF7ZUNnk#t=52s

[crazychris12]

I was once taking a leak in the St. Pancras station loos whilst waiting for my mum arriving. A lady walked in, blonde hair, nice legs, short skirt and I said "this is the Gents toilet" A deep voice said "Yes I know" and he went in the cubicle. I was quite shocked to be honest.

[BirthdayGirl]

I've never been in a public toilet. Thank god.

[dorydaryl]

Originally Posted by rasbo

Whats the worst, best, strangest and funniest thing to happen to you in a public toilet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...bF7ZUNnk#t=52s

Hilarious clip, OP.
There used to be one close to the shops near us. It was made completely of metal and stank to high heaven in summer. You would only go in if you were absolutely desperate and had no option. What was odd was that the toilet bowls always looked reasonably clean but its proposed contents seemed to be deposited liberally around the cubicle instead. They became a bit of a local legend. Eventually, the Council gave up on them and they were dismantled. Don't really recall any other stories other than when I used the disabled loo at uni (was using walking sticks at the time) and accidentally pulled the emergency cord instead of the flush. A crowd had gathered to see what was happening when I came out.

[ganderpoke66]

Originally Posted by BirthdayGirl

I've never been in a public toilet. Thank god.

I've got a feeling you are not kidding, don't you go anywhere ?

[PhilH36]

Went in one once and someone had stuck several porno mag pages on the wall of the cubicle.

[Ænima]

Originally Posted by BirthdayGirl

I've never been in a public toilet. Thank god.

What do you do when you go out to a club?

[Ted Cunterblast]

I never understand guys who want to have a conversation when you are standing next to them at the urinal...it's just not a social occasion for me!

[yappy]

one time i went to a public toilets and when i walked in there was diorea everywhere, like a trail on the floor, at the sinks, on the wall, on the door, on the toilet seat.... disgusting

[Voynich]

Interesting public toilet stories? I don't have one. I must try harder!

[Voynich]

Originally Posted by yappy

one time i went to a public toilets and when i walked in there was diorea everywhere, like a trail on the floor, at the sinks, on the wall, on the door, on the toilet seat.... disgusting

That was interesting I suppose.

[BirthdayGirl]

Originally Posted by ganderpoke66

I've got a feeling you are not kidding, don't you go anywhere ?

Of course! But my bladder seems to be under control for the duration!

Originally Posted by Ænima

What do you do when you go out to a club?

I dont go to clubs. I'm too old for all that malarky

[Ænima]

Originally Posted by BirthdayGirl

Of course! But my bladder seems to be under control for the duration!



I dont go to clubs. I'm too old for all that malarky

You've never too old

[BirthdayGirl]

Originally Posted by Ænima

You've never too old

Trust me.....there comes an age when clubbing is off your list of "things to do"......

[clivea2003]

Originally Posted by BirthdayGirl

Trust me.....there comes an age when clubbing is off your list of "things to do"......

Agreed ;-)

[Ænima]

Originally Posted by BirthdayGirl

Trust me.....there comes an age when clubbing is off your list of "things to do"......

Nah! I see tons of old people when I'm out.

[Voynich]

Originally Posted by Ænima

Nah! I see tons of old people when I'm out.

What's old too you, though? Over 30?

[clivea2003]

Originally Posted by Voynich

What's old too you, though? Over 30?

old enough to know better lol

[BirthdayGirl]

Originally Posted by Ænima

Nah! I see tons of old people when I'm out.

I'm sure you do.

Its just that when you get to your 40's, I can think of 101 other things I'd rather do than go clubbing

[juliancarswell]

I went into a refurbished pub in a near by town and went for a pee. The urinal was the trough type, but they had put an 8ft long x 4ft high piece of polished copper backed glass, engraved with the pubs name, what in effect was a mirror, on the wall above the trough.
It would have been bad enough looking guys in the face who were stood along side you, but worse was that the glass extended down to a point where anybody over about 5ft8 had a perfect view of a row of reflected cocks.
When I went back the following week somebody had painted the bottom 1ft across the width of the glass. They should have left it. They could have made a fortune from the gay community.

[ganderpoke66]

The UK's first public loos were installed at The Great Exhibition of 1851, designed by the Swedish architect Burs Tingfo-Rhapee

[DaisyBumbleroot]

Download festival this year, there was someone trying to push their way out of the bottom of a locked bog. Two toilet attendants managed to open the door, peeked inside, slammed the door shut and said "oh, no wayyy". I needed to go for a wazz, but my friend said help came and a very drunk lad was carried out covered in vomit.

Global gathering 07, the bogs were overflowing and it was only tea time. I decided to wait outside while my husband went. Opposite me, a lad went into the bog and from nowhere two lad ran over and pushed the portaloo over. The noise dropped and was an audible, collective intake of breath from every witness. Some people ran over and turned the loo the right way round and the poor guy was literally covered from head to toe in shit, piss, bog roll and chemical fluid. Think it's one of the worst things I've ever seen.

[InkyPinky]

Originally Posted by ganderpoke66

The UK's first public loos were installed at The Great Exhibition of 1851, designed by the Swedish architect Burs Tingfo-Rhapee

hehe saw it the second time . I was about to google him

[gold2040]

Originally Posted by DaisyBumbleroot

Global gathering 07, the bogs were overflowing and it was only tea time. I decided to wait outside while my husband went. Opposite me, a lad went into the bog and from nowhere two lad ran over and pushed the portaloo over. The noise dropped and was an audible, collective intake of breath from every witness. Some people ran over and turned the loo the right way round and the poor guy was literally covered from head to toe in shit, piss, bog roll and chemical fluid. Think it's one of the worst things I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvuPES4I-dw

[DaisyBumbleroot]

Originally Posted by gold2040

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvuPES4I-dw

I saw that before, i can't viewe it right now, but iirc he was wearing goggles and a protective suit? The poor lad at global just had teeshirt and shorts on