[JayDee279]

It doesn't have to be true, it just has to scan, and rhyme.

There was a young lady called Carrie
Exponentially posher than Harry.
Her hair was a mess
but I have to confess
if she gave me the come-on, I'd Marry.

[flowers786]

there once was a girl called ashleigh
swear words were all she say
desperate for a man
weeing on him she can
without any pay

that was terrible, but oh well

[JayDee279]

Here's my go ..

There was an old slapper called Ash
who'd do anything out on the lash.
Her only desire
if you were on fire
was to piss in your ear'ole, for cash.

I'm sure that's what you meant to say. x

[yawalloper]

Lydias boyfriend was famous you see
His name was Andy Scott Lee
She kept it so quiet
Incase the housemates didn't buy it
she knew they would say "so who's he?"

[Janey Jones]

Originally Posted by JayDee279

Here's my go ..

There was an old slapper called Ash
who'd do anything out on the lash.
Her only desire
if you were on fire
was to piss in your ear'ole, for cash.

I'm sure that's what you meant to say. x

Haha, mine wasn't far removed from yours, JayDee

There once was a Housemate called Ash
Whose back doors Luke S wants to smash
She blew cold and hot
Their showmance went to pot
And neither will win any cash

[WhatJoeThinks]

There was a young beauty named Sara
In Scotland there was no-one fairer
When the pageant beckoned
She only came second
'Cause the judges just couldn't bear her

[yawalloper]

Benedict had a very strange job
It helped him make a few bob
He was a very strict teacher
But his other main feature
Was what he did with his knob

[patsylimerick]

There was a young porn star called Benny
Who'd pleasured both sexes a-many
His willy was spangled
And just a bit angled
Eight inches that nearly killed Nanny

(Betty mwah)

There once was a young girl called Ash
Scott said that her back doors he'd smash
But her picking did miss
Nowhere near good as Chris
They're a no-mance as loved as a rash.

[WhatJoeThinks]

There once was a housemate called Chris
Who'll regret that he was remiss
When he goes to Hades
For strong arming old ladies
Though for now he can't understand this

[yawalloper]

Ashleigh's new man was a dish
He really was her big wish
It all went pete tong
when she took off her thong
and he drowned in a pool of her pish

[JayDee279]

Originally Posted by patsylimerick

....Eight inches that nearly killed Nanny.

*tries not to laugh*
Oi! Be'ave!
:-)

[yawalloper]

Becca thought she was cool
although most thought her a fool
"mon you bastards" was he cry
as she rushed right on by
and proceeded to empty the pool

[Janey Jones]

A place in the House was for Conor
So Big Brother gave him the honour
His craic was no good
You could replace him with wood
And as soon as he's up. he's a goner.

[yawalloper]

Nanna Betty she played to the crowd
Disgusted by porn she had vowed
It seemed she had lied
As her search history was spied
and it said "benedict.....well endowed"!!!!!

[patsylimerick]

Originally Posted by yawalloper

Nanna Betty she played to the crowd
Disgusted by porn she had vowed
It seemed she had lied
As her search history was spied
and it said "benedict.....well endowed"!!!!!

This is turning into the Nanna Limerick Tribute thread

There once was a poster called Nanna
Could make anyone laugh if she wants to
But her anger was sparked
By the ample fine arse
Of a dick that looked like a banana

[yawalloper]

Sara was so tall and so lean
with a drink her words were obscene
Her glass was now dry
as she started to cry
before belting out god save the queen

[WhatJoeThinks]

Originally Posted by patsylimerick

This is turning into the Nanna Limerick Tribute thread

We've all got one Nanna called Betty
Who'd like to get all hot and sweaty
For a young stud she's cravin'
Though not one clean shaven
She prefers them to look like a yeti

(Sorry Nanna! )

[patsylimerick]

Originally Posted by WhatJoeThinks

We've all got one Nanna called Betty
Who'd like to get all hot and sweaty
For a young stud she's cravin'
Though not one clean shaven
She prefers them to look like a yeti

(Sorry Nanna! )

Brilliant

[JayDee279]

Nanna Bet's TV console was done,
so she had to buy a new Samsung.
It's 24 inch
25, at a pinch.
Well that would console anyone.

[patsylimerick]

Nanna's BB boys; her dirty hobby,
As she cowers o'er the set in the lobby.
But no matter how sweet,
Or how good with their feet,
They will never have pants sweet as Bobby.

[Moggyservant]

There once was a housemate called Becka
The fridge was her personal Mecca
Punched the air with her fist, at the evicted Bailiff
Who probably now wants to deck her


There once was a mere human being
so sexual, smarmy and scheming
Nanna Betty's been scarred
by the man who gets hard
Her cream horn's no longer appealing

[yawalloper]

Originally Posted by patsylimerick

This is turning into the Nanna Limerick Tribute thread

We'll get a telling off when she see's it.


Benedict was there in the buff
before Nanna, who said "thats enough"
A cream horn she did push
right up his toosh
Nanna, she seems very rough

[WhatJoeThinks]

Though some things that Nan says sound obscene
I assure you her mind is pristine
She does NOT look at porn
And when she gets the horn
It's just puff pastry filled up with cream

[JayDee279]

There was an old lady called *****
who *** up the ****** with a spanner.
Her ******* was **** *********
with a dirty great ******
and ****** ***** ***** ****; they should ban 'er!

[ligloo]

Originally Posted by yawalloper

We'll get a telling off when she see's it.


Benedict was there in the buff
before Nanna, who said "thats enough"
A cream horn she did push
right up his toosh
Nanna, she seems very rough

Hahaha

Sorry nana!