[luv-em-all]

These are all great

[yawalloper]

At the old Shady Pines Nursing Home
Nanna was sat by the phone
OFCOM she did call
"VILE!!!!" she did bawl
from the mouth she started to foam

[JayDee279]

This summer it's been really 'taters
and it shrivelled the parts of the maters,
so there'll be no more rutting;
but as for posts, cutting
you'll never get rid of the 'haters'.

[yawalloper]

Luke S, he spoke with a drawl
to the doctor, whom he did call
If you could would you please
Give a light squeeze
To my oversized left hand side ball

[yawalloper]

Time for bed methinks.....just want to say JayDee....I wouldn't like to be in your shoes when Nanna see's this thread in the morning.

[WhatJoeThinks]

Originally Posted by yawalloper

Time for bed methinks.....just want to say JayDee....I wouldn't like to be in your shoes when Nanna see's this thread in the morning.

Yeah, if she ain't happy it's your fault, JayDee! If she does like them perhaps she'd like to pick the competition winner though?

Night yawalloper.

[JayDee279]

Some people post on here for frolics,
and others 'cos they're alcoholics.
Nanna B don't scare me
'cos I'm quite used, you see,
to be kicked, rather hard, in the .......

[luv-em-all]

Originally Posted by JayDee279

Some people post on here for frolics,
and others 'cos they're alcoholics.
Nanna B don't scare me
'cos I'm quite used, you see,
to be kicked, rather hard, in the .......

Haha, brilliant

[threecheeses]

Ash: Luke wants to deflower
But Lauren makes Ash face go sour
'Cause she thinks they want to whoopee
So she marks her territory
By giving him a golden shower.





There was a young man named Conor
The end.

[Supersarahp]

There is a young girl called Deana
Whose housemates get meaner and meaner
They seem to hate her
And will nominate her
But she'll survive! Or am I a dreamer?

[Supersarahp]

There is a girl named Caroline
She's treading a rather narrow line
She thinks she is witty
And ever so pretty
But I see her more like a coward lion

(Cough - bit of artistic licence there - cough)

[Supersarahp]

An argumentative chap named Arron
Thought the pickings were rather barren
"I love him " said Scott
But Deana did not
I suspect his best chance is with Lauren

[Supersarahp]

This is the tale of two Lukes
One womanises, one cooks
One likes a showmance
The other has no chance
Of winning unless it's a fluke*

*disclaimer - I do think Luke A could win if he comes out of his shell but it has to be soon - but fluke rhymed

[Supersarahp]

There was a housemate called Shievonne
Whose impressions were nearly spot on
She did not like clowns
Or housemates feeling down
And she's sad now that Chris has gone

[islandoctopus]

I tried to come up with a ditty
That was clever and clean and still witty.
But my failure was utter,
Guess my mind's in the gutter -
Every one I came up with was sh**ty.

[wonkeydonkey]

A date? Rahly? With that peasant?
And no Kobe fillets or pheasant?
Can't I just run a mile
From this loathesome and vile...
Oh yes thank you so much, that was pleasant.

[B L Zeebub]

To know housemates we all want live feed,
But the head honchos don't see the need.
Well, Jeff Ford is a spanner,
I've learnt more about Nanna,
Just by logging on here for a read!

[patsylimerick]

Originally Posted by JayDee279

Some people post on here for frolics,
and others 'cos they're alcoholics.
Nanna B don't scare me
'cos I'm quite used, you see,
to be kicked, rather hard, in the .......

he he.

Last night I did drink too much wine
And my posting was way out of line,
She's entirely virtu-ous
Innocent-er than all us
She's Saint Nanna Bet-ty, Shady Pine

[B L Zeebub]

The Mega Lols task gave them rictus,
And though lack of live feed does restrict us,
We'll watch at our leisure,
In search of some pleasure,
Then to bed, where we'll dream Benedictus.

[B L Zeebub]

Cazza's entrance may cause family tension,
But I'll give her an honourable mention,
Though her hair has bemused,
We are, mostly, amused,
Lady Barnet for the coronation.

[Janey Jones]

A guy who cleaned the BB pool
Soon felt like a bit of a fool
Throwing Arron in his Jag
With his rake and his bag
Cos he thought he was one of his tools

Benedict made our Nanna B sob
When he wasn't quite up to the job
He refused to get dirty
With girls over thirty
So he got a swift boot in the...oh, is that the time

[Moggyservant]

Poor Nanna ...


Her eye's flittered around as she'd moan and gurn
Scanning for housemates to nominate in turn
Who's-he?-Scott-Lee was her husband to be
"He's so famous and talented" ... Oh please crash and burn

[Sallyforth]

There was a HM called Siobhan
Who, when Chris went, felt awful folorn
Hugged his pillow and rocked,
She was awfully shocked,
Far more so than by Benedict's porn.

[yawalloper]

Nanna Betty is not an old hag
She claims that porn ain't her bag
Though she tries not to look
Searching Benedict ain't a fluke
His banana always makes her gag

[yawalloper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMNVc...&feature=g-u-u

Benedict, first thing, likes to rise
With his past thats no great surprise
With his willy so bent
duvet looked like a tent
It brought tears to scotts beady eyes