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Old 17-06-2012, 15:24   #1
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Chantelle gives birth to baby girl

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I'm delighted to announce the arrival of my beautiful baby daughter early this morning. Both mother and baby doing well..X
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Old 17-06-2012, 15:25   #2
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Old 17-06-2012, 15:40   #3
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I suspect it will be bizarre or a normal name with a butchered spelling.
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Old 17-06-2012, 15:47   #4
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Thank the lord ! I couldn't read another New Column from Chantelle whinging how difficult her pregnancy was.

Hope mother and baby are ok though. I expect Alex is negotiating a deal with NOT OK at this very moment !
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Old 17-06-2012, 15:48   #5
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I'm delighted to announce the arrival of my beautiful baby daughter early this morning. Both mother and baby doing well..X
BIB - making me laugh. As if you're implying that it might not necessarily be true, that Alex (being the bozo he is) might not have all his facts correct, and it may turn out that she hasn't actually given birth yet (or that it was actually a boy, not a girl!)

Ah well, congrats to them and little Kerchingina Alexandria OK!ina Houghton-Reid.
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Old 17-06-2012, 15:50   #6
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BIB - making me laugh. As if you're implying that it might not necessarily be true, that Alex (being the bozo he is) might not have all his facts correct, and it may turn out that she hasn't actually given birth yet (or that it was actually a boy, not a girl!)

Ah well, congrats to them and little Kerchingina Alexandria OK!ina Houghton-Reid.
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Old 17-06-2012, 15:52   #7
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BIB - making me laugh. As if you're implying that it might not necessarily be true, that Alex (being the bozo he is) might not have all his facts correct, and it may turn out that she hasn't actually given birth yet (or that it was actually a boy, not a girl!)

Ah well, congrats to them and little Kerchingina Alexandria OK!ina Houghton-Reid.
BIB - made me laugh Now how many weeks can they spead this birth across in the mags. Announcement of birth / announcement of name / details of birth / piccie of Kerchingina
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BIB - making me laugh. As if you're implying that it might not necessarily be true, that Alex (being the bozo he is) might not have all his facts correct, and it may turn out that she hasn't actually given birth yet (or that it was actually a boy, not a girl!)Ah well, congrats to them and little Kerchingina Alexandria OK!ina Houghton-Reid.
Well, bless him, he ain't the sharpest tool. He didn't even know Pwicey had left him despite the clues of the divorce papers and her being all over the press saying 'my marriage is over'. I can imagine Chantelle shoving a puppy wrapped in a blanket into his arms and him thinking it was his new daughter.

And I agree with Poppy. I have no doubt at all one of them has already been on the phone to OK/Heat/Now/Closer negotiating a deal
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Old 17-06-2012, 16:47   #9
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Tabloid heaven that it arrives on Father's Day. She probably had a rubber band around her knees all night. They will milk this like a cow with red raw udders !!!

A wild guess but I would say that any name resembling a normal female name won't even be considered in a month of Sundays. Chalex or Alelle may well pop up !!
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Old 17-06-2012, 16:55   #10
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Old 17-06-2012, 16:58   #11
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Or Paris? She was Paris Hilton lookalike before the CBB!
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Old 17-06-2012, 16:58   #12
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I think she might go for something cute like Honey, Poppy, Roxy or Tinkerbelle
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Old 17-06-2012, 17:16   #13
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Old 17-06-2012, 17:33   #14
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Verjazzlina Kerchinga .. Would be my guess... Congratulations to them both on the safe arrival of their daughter...
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Old 17-06-2012, 17:41   #15
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Tabloid heaven that it arrives on Father's Day.
Perfect for next years DOTY.

Congratulations to them both.
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Old 17-06-2012, 17:47   #16
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Verjazzlina Kerchinga .. Would be my guess... Congratulations to them both on the safe arrival of their daughter...
Jubilee Olympia Alexis Twenty-Twelve Houghton-Reid
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Old 17-06-2012, 17:49   #17
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You missed a bit I have ammended it.
i was just editing twenty-twelve....well if little Harper can have a number in her name its good enough for little kerching
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i was just editing twenty-twelve....well if little Harper can have a number in her name its good enough for little kerching
The number could represent their joint IQ now what number would that be?
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Old 17-06-2012, 17:58   #21
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I can imagine Chantelle shoving a puppy wrapped in a blanket into his arms and him thinking it was his new daughter.
...or the placenta!
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I think she might go for something cute like Honey, Poppy, Roxy or Tinkerbelle
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The number could represent their joint IQ now what number would that be?
I'd say 2 ... At the most
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I can imagine Chantelle shoving a puppy wrapped in a blanket into his arms and him thinking it was his new daughter.
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...or the placenta!
Poor old Alex!

What's the betting he'll eat it? With fava beans and a nice chianti on the cover of OK! mag.
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