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Old 26-06-2012, 21:58   #51
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Whats he going to do with them? Cook them in his cell?????
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Old 26-06-2012, 21:58   #52
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Serious incident ha ha. I thought someone had been stabbed!
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Old 26-06-2012, 21:58   #53
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He saw it as a perk? Why did he assume perks existed in prison?
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Old 26-06-2012, 21:58   #54
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When he said there had been a serious incident in the kitchen I was expecting him to walk into a big pool of blood on the floor and a dead body.. someone stole an onion and some garlic!
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Old 26-06-2012, 21:59   #55
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That one from Lithuania, I'm sure that's the crap comedian from Britains Got Talent.
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Old 26-06-2012, 21:59   #56
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Whats he going to do with them? Cook them in his cell?????
Trade them for soap time.
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Old 26-06-2012, 21:59   #57
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When he said there had been a serious incident in the kitchen I was expecting him to walk into a big pool of blood on the floor and a dead body.. someone stole an onion and some garlic!
rofl
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:00   #58
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This reminds me of the Porridge episode where Godber steals from the prison kitchen and hides the stuff underneath his chef's hat.
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:00   #59
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When he said there had been a serious incident in the kitchen I was expecting him to walk into a big pool of blood on the floor and a dead body.. someone stole an onion and some garlic!
And a pepper, which was quite pointy! *Jab*
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:00   #60
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That one from Lithuania, I'm sure that's the crap comedian from Britains Got Talent.
He'll do anything to get on TV
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:01   #61
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I'll watch again next week.
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:02   #62
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This reminds me of the Porridge episode where Godber steals from the prison kitchen and hides the stuff underneath his chef's hat.
Haha love Porridge
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:02   #63
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"I'm A CRIMINAL Get Me Out Of Here" filmed in Brixton prison.
Should be called, 'I'm Innocent, Gov' Get Me Out Of Here!'
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:02   #64
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This reminds me of the Porridge episode where Godber steals from the prison kitchen and hides the stuff underneath his chef's hat.
"Gentlemen...we have a thief in our midst"
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:02   #65
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And a pepper, which was quite pointy! *Jab*
Not to mention onion juice. If that gets in your eyes you'll know about it.. The guy could hold the entire prison to ransom with that kind of arsenal.
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:03   #66
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"Gentlemen...we have a thief in our midst"
No shit.
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:03   #67
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Love the crim. complaining that the potatoes are of poor quality. It's just incredible how entitled these crooks feel. STOP BREAKING THE LAW, F*CKTARDS!
I used to work with offenders, and this the most common misconception that they have. It's that 'the system is wrong and that they are the victims of it'.
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:05   #68
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It seems to show how stupid the prison system is here with the choices of food & calling that scum customers.
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:34   #69
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There is some work available but it voluntary and the majority don't do it.
They earn a small amount to buy luxuries. (Videogames, etc)

But it seems that there is a new agenda with prisoners and the unemployed to be forced to work for what they always used to get.
Agenda is for prisons to be privatised and run for profit.

Welcome to G4S, "Securing your World".

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/ju...world-policing
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:45   #70
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Agenda is for prisons to be privatised and run for profit.

Welcome to G4S, "Securing your World".

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/ju...world-policing
So I was on track.

Whilst they can stop the unemployed person's money, what can they do about a prisoner telling them to get lost?

It will get to a stage where it will be better to be in prison than unemployed.
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:46   #71
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I am surprised some people didnt like this show. I felt i learnt more about the prison system in a 1 hour cookery show than i did from Lifers.
And i didnt find Gordon cowardly at all - he had to change his demeanour towards the prisoners, even the screw asked him not to be hotheaded and rise to anything.
I hope the project works but have not heard much about it so guessing it hasn't.
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:49   #72
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Agenda is for prisons to be privatised and run for profit.

Welcome to G4S, "Securing your World".

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/ju...world-policing
Interesting read.

That 'securing your world' strap-line sounds very 'Robocop'
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:50   #73
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I thought this was a joke when I saw it advertised.

GR can't even discipline himself let alone a dozen criminals. He is not able to adapt his own behaviour to varying situations or moderate his language for the cameras but he is expecting this lot to.

What a f*****g liberty Gordon.
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Old 26-06-2012, 22:52   #74
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The big surprise to me was seeing Mr Ramsay behaving himself, no angry swearwords, no being rude to anyone, or being disrespectful to anyone, I am soooo shocked that Mr Ramsay decided to behave himself in a prison as most of these "geezers" would have wiped the floor with him and I for one would have applauded!!!!!
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Old 26-06-2012, 23:25   #75
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Are they planning on Making ready meals to sell on the outside?

Who the f*** would eat food made by them? I certainly wouldn't.
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