You let them fly out ahead of you!!

Nah. They go on their own little holibobs and stay with Jan at the kennels.

It was a good journey there with only Electa doing a tiny puke – often she does a poo and Jasper has a major chuck up. They never seem to do anything on the way home… and Elmo travels well. He would happily sit on my lap for a long journey, not that I would do that because it’s not safe.

I'm sure they know very well where they are going, pussies are clever. Also on the way back they are going HOME!!!

Byeeeeeeee wee thready, have a good time & be good for Gemo.

Jealously is such a wasted emotion.

YAY! *sings* No more thready for a week or two, he is goin on a ...winter 'oliday Tra laaa!!!

*tips a bucket of fish guts over twass's fat head* Stop that bloomin' racket!

*watches SR tipping fish guts over the singing hologram I planted in thread earlier*

*drags twass off & rubs her fat head all over the hologram*

*dunks SR's head in batter then deep fries it*

*watches twass frying rancid fish*

It looked like a pizza, tae me !

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready........Parece que no había leído el enlace en todo detalle !

Oh, maybe it was her face then.

Got something in yer eyes?...........you have now......*pokes them both in the eyes*

*squints horribly at SR and jabs her with a pitchfork*

Think I'll give them a kick, in there other eye with my size10s, just hope I dont loose them mind !!!

*jabs Sleeps in the eyeballs with pitchfork and sets size 10s on fire*

Stoopid person, that was my hologram.

How nice chins, a threadyless thread I hope Gemo runs out of loot and sells him to the gypsies

I intend to play 'Keep Bleeding' on continuous loop should they dare to come back. That should make their ears bleed!

I intend to keep playing Cliff Pilchard to you after I've tied you up & locked you & yer cronie in the spider cupboard!