Morning wee thready. 
Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 16)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“As if, as if, as IF :sleep:”
“As if, as if, as IF :sleep:”
*tips a bucket of fish guts over twass's fat head* SPLOSH!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*tips a bucket of fish guts over twass's fat head* SPLOSH!”
“*tips a bucket of fish guts over twass's fat head* SPLOSH!
”
*watches SR tipping fish guts all over thready*
Not a very good Auntie SR now, are ya!
Bride and groom arrived home safely. Will be seeing on the 10th at a food fair after having a cousin who I haven’t seen for over 35 years has decided to drop in on us a stay. I shall be in chaos trying to get things ready for the party and then that happens. 
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Bride and groom arrived home safely. Will be seeing on the 10th at a food fair after having a cousin who I haven’t seen for over 35 years has decided to drop in on us a stay. I shall be in chaos trying to get things ready for the party and then that happens.”
“Bride and groom arrived home safely. Will be seeing on the 10th at a food fair after having a cousin who I haven’t seen for over 35 years has decided to drop in on us a stay. I shall be in chaos trying to get things ready for the party and then that happens.
”
I hardly know my cousins, not seen any of them in yonks, not since the last family funeral
I wouldn't fancy any of them staying either...what would we talk about? It would be like having a total stranger
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I hardly know my cousins, not seen any of them in yonks, not since the last family funeral I wouldn't fancy any of them staying either...what would we talk about? It would be like having a total stranger ”
“I hardly know my cousins, not seen any of them in yonks, not since the last family funeral
I wouldn't fancy any of them staying either...what would we talk about? It would be like having a total stranger ”
I know … in fact his wife will be a total stranger.
He’s a FB friend and I made the mistake of saying that he would be passing by on Friday that it was when Mr G’s was held. The can test out a room we will be using as a crash site after the party.
I shall have to practice putting on my sociable head – if I can find it.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I know … in fact his wife will be a total stranger.
He’s a FB friend and I made the mistake of saying that he would be passing by on Friday that it was when Mr G’s was held. The can test out a room we will be using as a crash site after the party.
I shall have to practice putting on my sociable head – if I can find it.”
“I know … in fact his wife will be a total stranger.
He’s a FB friend and I made the mistake of saying that he would be passing by on Friday that it was when Mr G’s was held. The can test out a room we will be using as a crash site after the party.
I shall have to practice putting on my sociable head – if I can find it.
”
Just be yourself Gemo, and if that self is distant and not very talkative, with luck they won't bother you another time
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*watches SR tipping fish guts all over thready*
Not a very good Auntie SR now, are ya!”
“*watches SR tipping fish guts all over thready*
Not a very good Auntie SR now, are ya!”
You're obviously hallucinating again.....you stink of fish guts actually.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Bride and groom arrived home safely. Will be seeing on the 10th at a food fair after having a cousin who I haven’t seen for over 35 years has decided to drop in on us a stay. I shall be in chaos trying to get things ready for the party and then that happens.”
“Bride and groom arrived home safely. Will be seeing on the 10th at a food fair after having a cousin who I haven’t seen for over 35 years has decided to drop in on us a stay. I shall be in chaos trying to get things ready for the party and then that happens.
”
Och relax & stop putting yourself into a frenzy.......what's the worst that can happen?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Just be yourself Gemo, and if that self is distant and not very talkative, with luck they won't bother you another time”
“Just be yourself Gemo, and if that self is distant and not very talkative, with luck they won't bother you another time
”
Any other time and it wouldn’t be so bad, but I won’t be able to relax when we go out because we have to be upearly.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“You're obviously hallucinating again.....you stink of fish guts actually.
Och relax & stop putting yourself into a frenzy.......what's the worst that can happen?”
“You're obviously hallucinating again.....you stink of fish guts actually.
Och relax & stop putting yourself into a frenzy.......what's the worst that can happen?”
My mother will be coming and she will be carping and criticizing endlessly – that’s her favourite thing. She’s really into it.
What will be will be Gemo, worrying about it won't change anything...I should just go with the flow and if your mum starts whingeing just walk away! I bet you can walk faster than she can.......
I bet you can walk faster than she can.......
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*prods SR in the scrawny wizened buttocks with a javelin*”
“*prods SR in the scrawny wizened buttocks with a javelin*”
Well done that man!
*removes live fish at once and gentrly replaces in water* You cruel bint!! 
*unleashes live and very grumpy hippopotamus on SR*
*unleashes live and very grumpy hippopotamus on SR*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*removes live fish at once and gentrly replaces in water* You cruel bint!!
*unleashes live and very grumpy hippopotamus on SR*”
“*removes live fish at once and gentrly replaces in water* You cruel bint!!
*unleashes live and very grumpy hippopotamus on SR*”
Och keep yer beak out!
Gerroff me, you big smelly hippo!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Och keep yer beak out!
Gerroff me, you big smelly hippo!”
“Och keep yer beak out!
Gerroff me, you big smelly hippo!
”
Give the mad old witch a good seeing to, Herbert
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Give the mad old witch a good seeing to, Herbert”
“Give the mad old witch a good seeing to, Herbert
”
You're a very strange creature........*pokes twass in the eye with a hot poker*
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