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![]() *ties up Sr with Stringfellow's thong collection* ![]() ![]()
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Indeed, well done Chinnock!
*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*
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Indeed, well done Chinnock!
*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky* ![]()
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*squirts fake tan gel over scones*
![]() ![]() ![]() *sniggers in spite of self* ![]() I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs* |
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![]() ![]() *sniggers in spite of self* ![]() I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs*
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I really don't think there is one made which goes on evenly........you always end up looking like a total eejit!
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I've heard there is some herbal tablet you can take which temporarily gives your skin a tanned look.....got to be a larf, surely!!
![]() Largactil also changes the colour of your skin! Not that I've ever taken it.
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Oh that's right there is (or used to be). I remember seeing that once & thinking it was all a tad odd!
![]() Largactil also changes the colour of your skin! Not that I've ever taken it. ![]()
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I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing
![]() I meant to say to you if you're bothered by mozzies, buy a couple of beef tomatoes & half them, leave them on a saucer or something in your room, & they'll go for them rather than you. Also rub lemon into your skin, they don't like citrus. |
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I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*
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![]() ![]() ![]() *Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*![]() ![]() No doubt she'll be in, in a minute tae give yeh the KISS OF LIFE !! ![]()
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Indeed, well done Chinnock!
*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky* ![]() Quote:
*squirts fake tan gel over scones*
![]() Thanks Twass...and better give Chinny CPR and tell him to stop being a drama queen! |
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*jumps up and down on ghost of chins chest*
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Don't be daft Sr, that's not fake tan that's chocolate sauce...a bit different for having on scones, but still rather yummy!
Thanks Twass...and better give Chinny CPR and tell him to stop being a drama queen! Quote:
*jumps up and down on ghost of chins chest*
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I think chins has an aversion to aitches!!!
Or sould tat be cins as an aversion to aitces!
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I think chins has an aversion to aitches!!!
Or sould tat be cins as an aversion to aitces! ![]()
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![]() *Returns to life and runs screaming to the hills*
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![]() *Returns to life and runs screaming to the hills* |
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It's a miracle! I hereby name you Chinsus. Can you walk on water??
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*rolls eyes*
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Where the hell am I????
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