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Old 01-07-2012, 09:52
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*ties up Sr with Stringfellow's thong collection*
Excellent work Chinny!
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Old 01-07-2012, 10:07
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Indeed, well done Chinnock!

*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*
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Old 01-07-2012, 10:25
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Indeed, well done Chinnock!

*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*
*squirts fake tan gel over scones*
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Old 01-07-2012, 10:29
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*squirts fake tan gel over scones*


*sniggers in spite of self*

I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs*
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Old 01-07-2012, 10:30
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*sniggers in spite of self*

I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs*
I really don't think there is one made which goes on evenly........you always end up looking like a total eejit!
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Old 01-07-2012, 10:39
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I really don't think there is one made which goes on evenly........you always end up looking like a total eejit!
I've heard there is some herbal tablet you can take which temporarily gives your skin a tanned look.....got to be a larf, surely!!
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Old 01-07-2012, 10:44
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I've heard there is some herbal tablet you can take which temporarily gives your skin a tanned look.....got to be a larf, surely!!
Oh that's right there is (or used to be). I remember seeing that once & thinking it was all a tad odd!

Largactil also changes the colour of your skin! Not that I've ever taken it.
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Old 01-07-2012, 11:10
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Oh that's right there is (or used to be). I remember seeing that once & thinking it was all a tad odd!

Largactil also changes the colour of your skin! Not that I've ever taken it.
I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing
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Old 01-07-2012, 13:44
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I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing
You'll be surprised how much sun you'll actually get without even trying.

I meant to say to you if you're bothered by mozzies, buy a couple of beef tomatoes & half them, leave them on a saucer or something in your room, & they'll go for them rather than you. Also rub lemon into your skin, they don't like citrus.
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Old 01-07-2012, 13:47
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I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing
*Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*
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Old 01-07-2012, 13:51
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*Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*


No doubt she'll be in, in a minute tae give yeh the KISS OF LIFE !!
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Old 01-07-2012, 15:14
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Indeed, well done Chinnock!

*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*
*squirts fake tan gel over scones*
Don't be daft Sr, that's not fake tan that's chocolate sauce...a bit different for having on scones, but still rather yummy!

Thanks Twass...and better give Chinny CPR and tell him to stop being a drama queen!
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Old 01-07-2012, 15:22
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*jumps up and down on ghost of chins chest*
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Old 01-07-2012, 15:44
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*Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*
*leaps on chinny & administers kiss of life*
Don't be daft Sr, that's not fake tan that's chocolate sauce...a bit different for having on scones, but still rather yummy!

Thanks Twass...and better give Chinny CPR and tell him to stop being a drama queen!
Stoopid porker, it was fake tan gel.
*jumps up and down on ghost of chins chest*
Gerroff him......*knocks twass onto her fat arse & saves chinny*
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Old 01-07-2012, 15:46
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I think chins has an aversion to aitches!!!

Or sould tat be cins as an aversion to aitces!
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Old 01-07-2012, 18:10
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I think chins has an aversion to aitches!!!

Or sould tat be cins as an aversion to aitces!
Stoopid person twass.
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Old 01-07-2012, 18:45
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*Returns to life and runs screaming to the hills*
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Old 01-07-2012, 19:58
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*Returns to life and runs screaming to the hills*
It's a miracle! I hereby name you Chinsus. Can you walk on water??
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Old 02-07-2012, 05:59
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It's a miracle! I hereby name you Chinsus. Can you walk on water??
Stoopid, there was nothing wrong with him.
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Old 02-07-2012, 08:55
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:44
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Where the hell am I????
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Old 02-07-2012, 10:02
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Where the hell am I????
Handing me 50p in the Pub?
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Old 02-07-2012, 10:03
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Handing me 50p in the Pub?
Nope....
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Old 02-07-2012, 10:21
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