[PinkyPig]

Originally Posted by chinchin

*ties up Sr with Stringfellow's thong collection*

Excellent work Chinny!

[twassington]

Indeed, well done Chinnock!

*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*

[Scots rool]

Originally Posted by twassington

Indeed, well done Chinnock!

*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*

*squirts fake tan gel over scones*

[twassington]

Originally Posted by Scots rool

*squirts fake tan gel over scones*

*sniggers in spite of self*

I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs*

[Scots rool]

Originally Posted by twassington

*sniggers in spite of self*

I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs*

I really don't think there is one made which goes on evenly........you always end up looking like a total eejit!

[twassington]

Originally Posted by Scots rool

I really don't think there is one made which goes on evenly........you always end up looking like a total eejit!

I've heard there is some herbal tablet you can take which temporarily gives your skin a tanned look.....got to be a larf, surely!!

[Scots rool]

Originally Posted by twassington

I've heard there is some herbal tablet you can take which temporarily gives your skin a tanned look.....got to be a larf, surely!!

Oh that's right there is (or used to be). I remember seeing that once & thinking it was all a tad odd!

Largactil also changes the colour of your skin! Not that I've ever taken it.

[twassington]

Originally Posted by Scots rool

Oh that's right there is (or used to be). I remember seeing that once & thinking it was all a tad odd!

Largactil also changes the colour of your skin! Not that I've ever taken it.

I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing

[Scots rool]

Originally Posted by twassington

I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing

You'll be surprised how much sun you'll actually get without even trying.

I meant to say to you if you're bothered by mozzies, buy a couple of beef tomatoes & half them, leave them on a saucer or something in your room, & they'll go for them rather than you. Also rub lemon into your skin, they don't like citrus.

[chinchin]

Originally Posted by twassington

I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing

*Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*

[The_Sleeper]

Originally Posted by chinchin

*Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*

No doubt she'll be in, in a minute tae give yeh the KISS OF LIFE !!

[PinkyPig]

Originally Posted by twassington

Indeed, well done Chinnock!

*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*

Originally Posted by Scots rool

*squirts fake tan gel over scones*

Don't be daft Sr, that's not fake tan that's chocolate sauce...a bit different for having on scones, but still rather yummy!

Thanks Twass...and better give Chinny CPR and tell him to stop being a drama queen!

[twassington]

*jumps up and down on ghost of chins chest*

[Scots rool]

Originally Posted by chinchin

*Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*

*leaps on chinny & administers kiss of life*

Originally Posted by PinkyPig

Don't be daft Sr, that's not fake tan that's chocolate sauce...a bit different for having on scones, but still rather yummy!

Thanks Twass...and better give Chinny CPR and tell him to stop being a drama queen!

Stoopid porker, it was fake tan gel.

Originally Posted by twassington

*jumps up and down on ghost of chins chest*

Gerroff him......*knocks twass onto her fat arse & saves chinny*

[twassington]

I think chins has an aversion to aitches!!!

Or sould tat be cins as an aversion to aitces!

[Scots rool]

Originally Posted by twassington

I think chins has an aversion to aitches!!!

Or sould tat be cins as an aversion to aitces!

Stoopid person twass.

[chinchin]

*Returns to life and runs screaming to the hills*

[twassington]

Originally Posted by chinchin

*Returns to life and runs screaming to the hills*

It's a miracle! I hereby name you Chinsus. Can you walk on water??

[Scots rool]

Originally Posted by twassington

It's a miracle! I hereby name you Chinsus. Can you walk on water??

Stoopid, there was nothing wrong with him.

[twassington]

*rolls eyes*

[Joel's dad]

Where the hell am I????

[chinchin]

Originally Posted by Joel's dad

Where the hell am I????

Handing me 50p in the Pub?

[Joel's dad]

Originally Posted by chinchin

Handing me 50p in the Pub?

Nope....

[chinchin]

Originally Posted by Joel's dad

Nope....

[Joel's dad]

Originally Posted by chinchin

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