Originally Posted by chinchin:
“
*ties up Sr with Stringfellow's thong collection* 
”
“
*ties up Sr with Stringfellow's thong collection* ”
Excellent work Chinny!
Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 16)
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Indeed, well done Chinnock!
*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*
*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Indeed, well done Chinnock!
*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*”
“Indeed, well done Chinnock!
*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*
”
*squirts fake tan gel over scones*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*squirts fake tan gel over scones*”
“*squirts fake tan gel over scones*
”
*sniggers in spite of self*
I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
*sniggers in spite of self*
I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs*”
“
*sniggers in spite of self*
I tried some a few weeks back, a good make I'd been recommended.....and me legs were a right mess of orange blotches, white bits and a few tanned areas. It was meant to go on in a fine mist guaranteeing even tan. *snorts and harumphs*
”
I really don't think there is one made which goes on evenly........you always end up looking like a total eejit!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“I really don't think there is one made which goes on evenly........you always end up looking like a total eejit!”
“I really don't think there is one made which goes on evenly........you always end up looking like a total eejit!
”
I've heard there is some herbal tablet you can take which temporarily gives your skin a tanned look.....got to be a larf, surely!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I've heard there is some herbal tablet you can take which temporarily gives your skin a tanned look.....got to be a larf, surely!!”
“I've heard there is some herbal tablet you can take which temporarily gives your skin a tanned look.....got to be a larf, surely!!”
Oh that's right there is (or used to be). I remember seeing that once & thinking it was all a tad odd!
Largactil also changes the colour of your skin!
Not that I've ever taken it.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Oh that's right there is (or used to be). I remember seeing that once & thinking it was all a tad odd!
Largactil also changes the colour of your skin! Not that I've ever taken it. ”
“Oh that's right there is (or used to be). I remember seeing that once & thinking it was all a tad odd!
Largactil also changes the colour of your skin!
Not that I've ever taken it. ”
I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing”
“I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing
”
You'll be surprised how much sun you'll actually get without even trying.
I meant to say to you if you're bothered by mozzies, buy a couple of beef tomatoes & half them, leave them on a saucer or something in your room, & they'll go for them rather than you. Also rub lemon into your skin, they don't like citrus.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing”
“I'll probably be as white as a lily even when I get home from Turkeh....I don't like sunbathing
”
*Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*”
“
*Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*”
No doubt she'll be in, in a minute tae give yeh the KISS OF LIFE !!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Indeed, well done Chinnock!
*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*”
“Indeed, well done Chinnock!
*Leaves cream and jam scones for Pinky, chinnock, self, 'Arry and ducky*
”
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*squirts fake tan gel over scones*”
“*squirts fake tan gel over scones*
”
Don't be daft Sr, that's not fake tan that's chocolate sauce...a bit different for having on scones, but still rather yummy!
Thanks Twass...and better give Chinny CPR and tell him to stop being a drama queen!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*”
“
*Foams at the mouth, has heart attack and dies*”
*leaps on chinny & administers kiss of life*
Originally Posted by PinkyPig:
“Don't be daft Sr, that's not fake tan that's chocolate sauce...a bit different for having on scones, but still rather yummy!
Thanks Twass...and better give Chinny CPR and tell him to stop being a drama queen!”
“Don't be daft Sr, that's not fake tan that's chocolate sauce...a bit different for having on scones, but still rather yummy!
Thanks Twass...and better give Chinny CPR and tell him to stop being a drama queen!”
Stoopid porker, it was fake tan gel.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*jumps up and down on ghost of chins chest*”
“*jumps up and down on ghost of chins chest*
”
Gerroff him......*knocks twass onto her fat arse & saves chinny*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I think chins has an aversion to aitches!!!
Or sould tat be cins as an aversion to aitces!”
“I think chins has an aversion to aitches!!!
Or sould tat be cins as an aversion to aitces!
”
Stoopid person twass.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Returns to life and runs screaming to the hills*”
“
*Returns to life and runs screaming to the hills*”
It's a miracle! I hereby name you Chinsus. Can you walk on water??
Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's a miracle! I hereby name you Chinsus. Can you walk on water??”
“It's a miracle! I hereby name you Chinsus. Can you walk on water??”
Stoopid, there was nothing wrong with him.
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