Forums
 

Katona dumps latest lover for being 'too reliable'


Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 01-07-2012, 11:46   #1
Blondie X
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Kent but ex Sarf London
Services: Pointing and laughing at zelebs
Posts: 11,687
Katona dumps latest lover for being 'too reliable'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...teve-Alce.html

Lucky escape for him really. In Kerryworld, reliable and sensible = boring and dull. Much better to let them treat you like crap and bleed you dry eh Kez?

How long until the next victim becomes the 'love of me life'?
Blondie X is offline   Reply With Quote
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
Old 01-07-2012, 11:54   #2
KimberleyEscada
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: West Midlands, UK
Posts: 2,151
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blondie X View Post
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...teve-Alce.html

Lucky escape for him really. In Kerryworld, reliable and sensible = boring and dull. Much better to let them treat you like crap and bleed you dry eh Kez?

How long until the next victim becomes the 'love of me life'?
Going by that article, he sounds like exactly the type of man she needs. She was lucky to find a man who not only didn't want to be famous, but was willing to not judge her on her well publicised dodgy past.

She also has four children so you would have thought that if you're going to introduce yet another man into their lives, 'reliable' would be a must!
KimberleyEscada is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 12:00   #3
*Clem*
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: England
Posts: 2,829
She's beyond pathetic.
*Clem* is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 12:19   #4
Goaty
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,546
So she means the media not interesting in him so she dump him for someone that Media interesting in. So that normal attention-seeker life she want be in, poor kids.
Goaty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 12:58   #5
Floh
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 4,646
How old is she? The stripy top pics say 40s to me.
Floh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 13:01   #6
KimberleyEscada
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: West Midlands, UK
Posts: 2,151
Quote:
Originally Posted by Floh View Post
How old is she? The stripy top pics say 40s to me.
No she's early 30's.
Just googled and says 31, 32 in September.

She has had a lot of Botox, do people really need Botox as young as 30?
KimberleyEscada is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 13:03   #7
grumpyscot
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Edinburgh
Posts: 5,381
This was totally predictable. And I think she'd kidding herself that the bloke is the one that's losing out! Great escape, I think!
grumpyscot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 13:04   #8
Azura's Star
Forum Member
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 907
She's a moron.
He's had a pretty lucky escape in the circumstances,but then again,how dim must he be to have hooked up with her in the first place?
Azura's Star is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 13:24   #9
i4u
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 18,096
Quote:
Originally Posted by Goaty View Post
So she means the media not interesting in him so she dump him for someone that Media interesting in. So that normal attention-seeker life she want be in, poor kids.
Think you are bang on the money...looks like whoever her agent is was trying to re-launch her career the other day with a story...which failed to attract attention.
i4u is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 13:27   #10
Blondie X
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Kent but ex Sarf London
Services: Pointing and laughing at zelebs
Posts: 11,687
Quote:
Originally Posted by Floh View Post
How old is she? The stripy top pics say 40s to me.
By the stripey top pics as well, I'd say that her recent lipo hasn't been enough to counteract the beef curries and pints. She needs to realise lipo is just a very quick fix and that, unless she keeps up the healthy living, the weight will pile back on again.
Blondie X is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 14:11   #11
lexi22
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 13,169
Quote:
Originally Posted by Goaty View Post
So she means the media not interesting in him so she dump him for someone that Media interesting in. So that normal attention-seeker life she want be in, poor kids.
Spot on, Goaty.

Lucky escape for him, he seemed a nice bloke and deserves way better than this addicted-to-fame mess of a woman.
lexi22 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 14:13   #12
Floh
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 4,646
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blondie X View Post
By the stripey top pics as well, I'd say that her recent lipo hasn't been enough to counteract the beef curries and pints. She needs to realise lipo is just a very quick fix and that, unless she keeps up the healthy living, the weight will pile back on again.
I'm sure she's ignored lots of expert advice.
Floh is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 14:16   #13
lexi22
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 13,169
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blondie X View Post
By the stripey top pics as well, I'd say that her recent lipo hasn't been enough to counteract the beef curries and pints. She needs to realise lipo is just a very quick fix and that, unless she keeps up the healthy living, the weight will pile back on again.
Maybe they're not paying attention at the clinic and are inserting the lipo tube into her ear instead of her fat parts. It would explain the brain-dead decisions she makes.
lexi22 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 14:17   #14
barneyboy
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,838
Is this the personal trainer?
barneyboy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 14:20   #15
HenryBane
Inactive Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 4,219
At the beginning she said she liked the fact he wasn't interested in celebrity and was just a normal guy, I thought she'd miss the £££s from revealing all about her romance in OK and the like, he obviously didn't want to play ball so she chucked him out. Kerry doesn't know what she wants, she's a mess.
HenryBane is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 14:25   #16
Daisy Bennyboots
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Here.
Services: Things.
Posts: 14,275
Boring my arse. There's some other reason.
Daisy Bennyboots is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 14:27   #17
Blondie X
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Kent but ex Sarf London
Services: Pointing and laughing at zelebs
Posts: 11,687
Quote:
Originally Posted by barneyboy View Post
Is this the personal trainer?
No, she's had at least another 3 'love of me life' victims since him. This was the former stalker artist who didn't want anything to do with the zeleb lifestyle.
Blondie X is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 14:47   #18
fredster
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 18,462
Quote:
Originally Posted by HenryBane View Post
At the beginning she said she liked the fact he wasn't interested in celebrity and was just a normal guy, I thought she'd miss the £££s from revealing all about her romance in OK and the like, he obviously didn't want to play ball so she chucked him out. Kerry doesn't know what she wants, she's a mess.
he sounds like a nice guy and he has had a lucky escape. .has she found someone to replace him.
When will she realise her "career" is over. More importantly when will she start to put her children f irst? They have had a succession of men in their lives for yearsow.

She has also said she wishes the press would leave her alone,maybe they will now.
fredster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 15:22   #19
Goaty
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 1,546
So Kerry needs someone who interesting in sell out to media etc...?

is PA available then?
Goaty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 15:25   #20
Azura's Star
Forum Member
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 907
Quote:
Originally Posted by Goaty View Post
So Kerry needs someone who interesting in sell out to media etc...?

is PA available then?
Always
Azura's Star is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 15:30   #21
Azura's Star
Forum Member
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 907
Then again,if KK really is only 31 and she's looking for someone the media will be interested in and who could never be accused of being"too normal",she could always volunteer herself to be Mrs Cruise number 4.
Azura's Star is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 16:18   #22
The Prumeister
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Oxford
Services: Sky+,NTL Broadband
Posts: 14,510
Quote:
Originally Posted by Azura's Star View Post
Then again,if KK really is only 31 and she's looking for someone the media will be interested in and who could never be accused of being"too normal",she could always volunteer herself to be Mrs Cruise number 4.


Thank you - this has just made me guffaw out loud She'd be ideal for Scientology - she'll be the model of compliance as long as there's unlimited white lightning, beef curry and deep fried kebabs..

As for this latest 'love' affair hitting the skids - poor bloke whould think himself lucky that the daft bint didn't get herself up the stick with his sprog. I wouldn't be surprised if she gets back with Mark Croft.. Who wouldn't? I mean, he's a STUNNAH
The Prumeister is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 16:21   #23
Sloopy
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 63,491
He should run like hell and thank the lord for a lucky escape.
Sloopy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 16:32   #24
Azura's Star
Forum Member
 
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 907
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Prumeister View Post
Thank you - this has just made me guffaw out loud She'd be ideal for Scientology - she'll be the model of compliance as long as there's unlimited white lightning, beef curry and deep fried kebabs..

As for this latest 'love' affair hitting the skids - poor bloke whould think himself lucky that the daft bint didn't get herself up the stick with his sprog. I wouldn't be surprised if she gets back with Mark Croft.. Who wouldn't? I mean, he's a STUNNAH
I just had a thought.
If this bloke used to be a stalker,does being dumped mean he's free to go back to lurking in a bush outside KK's house with his night-vision goggles on?
Azura's Star is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-07-2012, 16:38   #25
IvanIV
Forum Member
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 18,875
Yeah, she needs to find herself a proper fvckvp like herself.
IvanIV is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 02:52.