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Old 13-07-2012, 13:46   #51
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I think that Phil will put Ben out of his deranged misery in as quiet and gentile a way as he can.

After all, whatever has happened, and whatever Phil's weaknesses, he does love the lad.

Suffocation with a pillow, perhaps?

A padded toffee hammer?
Padded toffee hammer lol!! Hmm...
Phil does love the mini-Me. But he's even more psycho than the old man. He might set Shirley on him.
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Old 13-07-2012, 13:47   #52
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yes stay on topic, im trying to do that as well
i hope ben dies but first i want the whole square to know his a murderer in the vic, shirley punches him
It would be good as a reveal in the Vic just before Shirley rips his head off. Yes. I like that idea.
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Old 13-07-2012, 13:48   #53
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It would be good as a reveal in the Vic just before Shirley rips his head off. Yes. I like that idea.
Pic, please.
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Padded toffee hammer lol!! Hmm...
Phil does love the mini-Me. But he's even more psycho than the old man. He might set Shirley on him.
Yes, in a bizzare twist she would come on to Ben and he would top himself.

Job done!

How would he do it?

He would climb up on the railway bridge, toss himself off, them jump onto the live rail.
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Old 13-07-2012, 13:50   #55
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So you all hate a fictitious character? One designed to be all those things that you are talking about like they are real?

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You mean.... all this time... we have been watching... fiction?

Well I'll be darned, said Dot Cotton.
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Old 13-07-2012, 13:51   #56
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So you all hate a fictitious character? One designed to be all those things that you are talking about like they are real?

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*claps* Well done! I never knew!
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Yes, in a bizzare twist she would come on to Ben and he would top himself.

Job done!
The very prospect would make grown men rip their own heads off, I can see that. That's one mean threat,
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Pic, please.
I may have to consult my Ouija board before I undertake snipping pix of Shirley. And Ben. I'm not sure which one scares me most.
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Yes, ....

Just seen the addendum. I think Mythbusters busted the peeing on a live wire fence and getting a shock but whether or not that applies to Ben's chicken skin handbag contents and a live rail...
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The very prospect would make grown men rip their own heads off, I can see that. That's one mean threat,
Haha
shirley: ben were going up the bistro
ben: found dead
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Just seen the addendum. I think Mythbusters busted the peeing on a live wire fence and getting a shock but whether or not that applies to Ben's chicken skin handbag contents and a live rail...
Top O'The World, Ma!!!!

Yippee Kayay,.....
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Pic, please.
Can you just feast on this whilst I prepare...

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shirley: ben were going up the bistro
ben: found dead
I'm sorry, Priscilla. I fail to find anything funny in that!

Honestly, you worry me sometimes, you know.
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Haha
shirley: ben were going up the bistro
ben: found dead
What a way to go.
Up Shirley's Bistro.

But they can't take out Ben and Jay, both. Or Shirley.
Would Phil take the rap for Hev's demise?
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Can you just feast on this whilst I prepare...

http://s15.postimage.org/o5rpy8a2z/ashhead5.jpg
Sorry, but I've boned up on that one already.
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What a way to go.
Up Shirley's Bistro.

But they can't take out Ben and Jay, both. Or Shirley.
Would Phil take the rap for Hev's demise?
Just for my sake, can we all agree to pronounce that demeese?

With a Walter Brennan-like wheezey whistle between the teeth?

Please?
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Old 13-07-2012, 14:02   #67
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Sorry, but I've boned up on that one already.
Listen up, Onan the Barbarian, I am just getting into Abattoir mode, is all.
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Old 13-07-2012, 14:03   #68
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Just for my sake, can we all agree to pronounce that demeese?

With a Walter Brennan-like wheezey whistle between the teeth?

Please?
You say demeeso, and I say demeeso,
Let's call.....
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What a way to go.
Up Shirley's Bistro.

But they can't take out Ben and Jay, both. Or Shirley.
Would Phil take the rap for Hev's demise?
Ben: car crash/suicide
jay: gets depressed
shirley: depressed, revenge on phil
phil: back on the booze maybe even crack
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Top O'The World, Ma!!!!

Yippee Kayay,.....
Jimmy! He was about as tall as Yobbit.
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I'm sorry, Priscilla. I fail to find anything funny in that!

Honestly, you worry me sometimes, you know.
Not meant to be funny but scary
yes i worry about myself sometimes
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Old 13-07-2012, 14:12   #72
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Ben: car crash/suicide
jay: gets depressed
shirley: depressed, revenge on phil
phil: back on the booze maybe even crack
Quite a few want Ben to go out in a car crash.
Jay is always depressed as is Shirley and if Phil survives an attack from her he will be joining Zak in the madhouse.
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Old 13-07-2012, 16:03   #73
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I think if Ben went in a car crash that would be somewhat justifiable, because he so wants to be like the other Mitchell lads, and it would go to show he isn't.. though I also want him to suffer. badly. and be incredibly tormented. Though, I reckon he already is that.
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Old 13-07-2012, 16:05   #74
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Quite a few want Ben to go out in a car crash.
Jay is always depressed as is Shirley and if Phil survives an attack from her he will be joining Zak in the madhouse.
No. I stick by my theory that it will be death by soft cushions.

Why?

Nobody expects soft cushions.
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Old 13-07-2012, 16:05   #75
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ben top bloke. One of my all time favourite soap characters.:
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