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Old 14-07-2012, 13:08   #51
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I can think of one or two who I don't find funny but the name 'Russell Howard' and the word 'funny' should never be used in the same sentence.
He makes my skin crawl. He always talks about sex and w anking and I just think he's a sad sack.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:08   #52
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Russel Howard , Lee Evans., Sarah Millican, Harry Hill (luckily he isn't on telly so much these days).
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The comedians that I can't stand are Chris Addison, Jack Whitehall and Russell Howard.

Real untalented and really unfunny. The type who you can tell our thinking "They're not going for this one, better shout or put on a terrible accent. Yes, that'll get them going.."
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I can think of one or two who I don't find funny but the name 'Russell Howard' and the word 'funny' should never be used in the same sentence.
Couldn't put it better myself.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:09   #53
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The comedians that I can't stand are Chris Addison, Jack Whitehall and Russell Howard.

Real untalented and really unfunny. The type who you can tell our thinking "They're not going for this one, better shout or put on a terrible accent. Yes, that'll get them going.."

Jimmy Carr - Not unfunny so much as he's got a face you want to slap.
I concur about Whitehall, spoilt, wannabe rebel and all round tosser.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:09   #54
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That Shappi woman.
Apparently she's Iranian.
She kept that quiet.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:11   #55
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I come across a funny thread, while looking for a sad thread...now,that's funny.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:11   #56
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Dara O'Briain is brilliant!
Sarah Millican and Lee Mack are not. I can't stand them. Ross Noble isn't much better.
Ross Noble is appallingly bad along with Mark Watson.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:13   #57
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That Shappi woman.
Apparently she's Iranian.
She kept that quiet.
Brilliant
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:14   #58
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That Shappi woman.
Apparently she's Iranian.
She kept that quiet.
I saw her once, and I think she let it slip out, but I dont think anyone noticed.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:14   #59
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Ross Noble is appallingly bad
It's just unfunny student humour about badgers and shite like that. Painfully unfunny.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:15   #60
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Ross Noble is appallingly bad along with Mark Watson.
I find them both passable and sometimes funny as long as they're not doing their act, on a panel show or some such.
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Vile bigoted hatemonger Chubby Brown is as unfunny as it gets.

Fortunately, he's never allowed on the telly.
I hate that vile pig, people like him for being a c**t
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:18   #62
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I saw her once, and I think she let it slip out, but I dont think anyone noticed.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:20   #63
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Humour is a subjective thing though, so I can only say who I personally find to be not in the least funny.

Russell Howard. Many years ago when I lived in Edinburgh I saw him at a free comedy night, and never laughed, and still haven't now he's become famous.

Jimmy Carr. He's pretty good as a host on 8 Out of 10 Cats but I don't find his stand up funny in the least bit.

Russell Brand. I really, seriously do not see what the fuss is about. He just comes across as an unwashed, unfunny, obnoxious arse to me personally.

Andy Parsons. A stupid little beard does not make one funny.

Sarah Millican. Another who isn't funny in stand up, but she can occasionally raise a smile from me in panel shows.

Dara O'Brain I actually do think is quite is funny, Frankie Boyle has also had me laughing quite a bit although his solo series on Channel 4 wasn't very good (the sketches were poor although the stand up side was funny.). Mock the Week has been incredibly poor without Frankie that I gave up watching it and only occasionally tune in now to see if it has improved.

Oh and I cannot stand that tall, skinny bald guy with the single line statements rather than jokes, but I cannot remember his name.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:21   #64
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An other 'unfunny' comedians thread.

All these comedians are funny...some just do not appeal to some people's sense of humour.

Mention of MIlton Jones as unfunny pretty much sums it up...he really is a comedians comedian and close to being a comic genius...but his humour is very surreal which some people just do not get.
Listened to some old Milton standup via radio 4, he was doing a west country accent, didn't work for me, soon deleted.
He's alright on mock the week, don't know what he's like let loose to do his act.

Confine everyone apart from Russell Brand and that 'my working class dad' comedian to something like mock the week and I can suffer them and get the odd giggle.
Don't get why people hate Milican so much, but the level of hatred is amusing at times.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:23   #65
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I find them both passable and sometimes funny as long as they're not doing their act, on a panel show or some such.
It's all down to opinion, I just think Ross Noble sucks and is quit pretentious in some ways.

Nowt wrong with Mark Watson, his material just isn't really my taste, a bit too tame.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:25   #66
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I have never even smiled at anything Andy Parsons has said.
I don't think that Andy Parsons has ever said anything in his life... He SHOUTS BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS FUNNY WHEN YOU SHOUT!

Apparently. I must have missed it myself. Maybe he needs to shout louder.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:29   #67
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Ross Noble, Chris Addisson, Jack Whitehall, John Bishop, Chris Ramsey, Dave Spikey. Hardly a titter between them.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:31   #68
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Harry Hill - Really don't get why he's considered funny :s

Jo Brand - You're a woman, I get it, shut up about it.

Russell Howard - On MTW he was quite funny, if very 'Family Guy' in his humour (his jokes seemed to normally have nothing to do with what was being said). However on his Good News which I find mildly ammusing, I've realised on that what's funny is the clips, not him at all.

Frankie Boyle - Used to love him, then I saw him live and realised he only has around 4 jokes which he tweaks and repetes again, and again, and again. If that's not working, just say something really offensive and say it's a "joke".

Those are the three off the top of my head. Will say I wouldn't stop them being on TV if I had the choice though; some people must find them funny and that's how it should be. Would hate to live in a world were just because one person doesn't like something it doesn't get shown... even if it was me making the choices
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:38   #69
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That Shappi woman.
Apparently she's Iranian.
She kept that quiet.
She's got a kid as well which she kept quiet about too...got divorced a while ago which I think she actually has kept quiet about.

I don;t find her funny and she ruins Just A Minute for me..she is very good-looking though...
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:41   #70
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Humour is a subjective thing though, so I can only say who I personally find to be not in the least funny.

Russell Howard. Many years ago when I lived in Edinburgh I saw him at a free comedy night, and never laughed, and still haven't now he's become famous.

Jimmy Carr. He's pretty good as a host on 8 Out of 10 Cats but I don't find his stand up funny in the least bit.

Russell Brand. I really, seriously do not see what the fuss is about. He just comes across as an unwashed, unfunny, obnoxious arse to me personally.

Andy Parsons. A stupid little beard does not make one funny.

Sarah Millican. Another who isn't funny in stand up, but she can occasionally raise a smile from me in panel shows.

Dara O'Brain I actually do think is quite is funny, Frankie Boyle has also had me laughing quite a bit although his solo series on Channel 4 wasn't very good (the sketches were poor although the stand up side was funny.). Mock the Week has been incredibly poor without Frankie that I gave up watching it and only occasionally tune in now to see if it has improved.

Oh and I cannot stand that tall, skinny bald guy with the single line statements rather than jokes, but I cannot remember his name.

I agree with this pretty much word for word except the last part.

I like Tim Vine. If you don't like any of his jokes it doesn't take long before he's on another.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:41   #71
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Vile bigoted hatemonger Chubby Brown is as unfunny as it gets.

Fortunately, he's never allowed on the telly.
I've seen one of his shows on DVD and there is some really clever stuff in it...then he goes and 'ruins' it by going gross out etc.

He could easily clean it up and get on TV but he's making plenty of money on stage so why go on TV.
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Old 14-07-2012, 13:58   #72
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Old 14-07-2012, 14:05   #73
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Joe Pasquale. He always tells the "If Whoopie Goldberg married Gerald Depardieu" "Joke" on every show he's on, without fail, and the hosts always have to fake a laugh. It's embarrassing

Also, Jack Whitehall. He's ruined A League of their own. He can't be funny spontaneously, everything he says is planned.
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Old 14-07-2012, 14:09   #74
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Russels Howard and Kane
Andy Parsons
Jimmy Carr
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Old 14-07-2012, 14:19   #75
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That Shappi woman.
Apparently she's Iranian.
She kept that quiet.
Actually she hasn't kept it quiet. She often mentions it. Not that it's relevant anyway.

She's not the best female comedian around, but I've seen far worse.
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