[Artemesia]

Originally Posted by busby2000

thanks for all the suggestions

I second the diet coke, any cheap diet coke will do, pour it on the nests and leave, they will soon be gone.

[Denley]

Right, things to do, bye for now.

[Mootle]

G'day peeps one and all

[minkski]

Hello late arrivals

I've done quite a bit today- stripped and remade the bed- hung the washing up- taken my car for its MOT hope it doesn't need anything doing to it, I'm broke atm

Yes, I was disappointed that Scott didn't apparently raise hell over the swiped vino: however he may have done so, just not shown.

[Mootle]

Originally Posted by honeythewitch

Good Heavens. It seems like a serious incident then, and it is good that the headmaster will visit.

I have just seen Leah. I didn't recognise her at first but i think she looks very nice. I have no idea who the other people on the panel are.

NICE, honey??? What HAS she done to her upper lip? Lea and Pete wotsisname, um , Burns would be really scary when placed side by side..

Originally Posted by Poblet

So, another you may have heard of, but I still think it's funny, as Sr said, fortunately humour is subjective.

Duck goes into a bar.
D- Got any bread?
Bar tender - Sorry, no.
D - Got any bread?
B- No, I already told you.
D- Got any bread?
B- No, No bread. Look, if you keep asking I will nail your beak to the bar.
D- Got any nails?
B- NO
D- Got any bread?

Originally Posted by Artemesia

Absolutely hilarious review of 50 shades of Grey ~

*** Rude language alert for sensitive souls ***

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show...attempted=true

Now that is SERIOUSLY funny!!

Originally Posted by flossie2005

Been debating whether to get "50 etc" as I've seen both good & bad reviews - but I probably will download for my Kindle to take on holiday - looks like a typical poolside read!

(I usually take the latest Marian Keyes for holiday reading - she's always good for a laugh!

I got all 3 books on special offer a while back. They are OK if you are prepared to suspend reality... I did hear that someone injured their eye while doing a move mentioned in the book, though, so be careful out there

Originally Posted by honeythewitch

Morning everyone.
Weather just the same. Rainy. Back just the same. Hunchy
It sounds like a load of codswallop. Fortunately, I will not have to read it because I think the review gives away the ending.

{{{{honey}}}}
the third book has a different ending to the first one

[Mootle]

Originally Posted by Artemesia

Great news ~ I can sit down and stand up again without letting out a silent scream. I'm down to just cussing now. :

Yaaaaay!!!

Originally Posted by honeythewitch

I think it is two in the back and two in the front but I didn't get the duck joke at all.

the way I saw it, the bartender threatened to nail the duck's beak to the bar if he didn't stop asking for bread. having found out that the bartender didn't actually have any nails handy, the duck went back to asking for bread

[minkski]

Originally Posted by Artemesia

Absolutely hilarious review of 50 shades of Grey ~

*** Rude language alert for sensitive souls ***

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show...attempted=true

That was brilliant Arty!

[acker]

Originally Posted by Hicky

Busby drank 4 cans but it made no difference.


You are most Welcome.

I'm always have trouble with Aunts.

Afternoon Hicky ...speaking of trouble with aunts, years ago my dad told my mum he was going on a Sunday morning fishing trip with the local Trades Hall . On the Sunday my Aunt was round and she asked where my dad was " Hes gone on a fishing trip with the Trades Hall " said me mum ..." Fishing trip my arse " came the reply " Theyve got full English Breakfast and a bar and strippers on " .....trouble ...I can still see me and our kid upstairs crying laughing when he got home and she asked him " Did you catch anything " ?....he did ....he sooo did

[acker]

Originally Posted by Mootle

G'day peeps one and all

Afternoon moots

[acker]

Originally Posted by minkski

Hello late arrivals

I've done quite a bit today- stripped and remade the bed- hung the washing up- taken my car for its MOT hope it doesn't need anything doing to it, I'm broke atm

Yes, I was disappointed that Scott didn't apparently raise hell over the swiped vino: however he may have done so, just not shown.

Afternoon minks ...ive done nothing but sit watching some men knock a ball in a hole with a stick

[acker]

Originally Posted by Denley

Not been watching long so I don't know too much about him acker. He copped out about the "missing" wine, even though he was livid with BB at the time. So jovial but spineless is how I'd describe him.

hiya Denners ...like I say ive not seen hardly any of it ...just wondered . They said , " Youll meet him "

[Hicky]

Originally Posted by Artemesia

I second the diet coke, any cheap diet coke will do, pour it on the nests and leave, they will soon be gone.:)

I don't know about Diet coke, but normal coke dries like a coat of varnish.

So the ants could be a bit stuck up.:D
They do sick together though.:D

Originally Posted by minkski

Hello late arrivals :D

I've done quite a bit today- stripped and remade the bed- hung the washing up- taken my car for its MOT :eek: hope it doesn't need anything doing to it, I'm broke atm :cry:

Yes, I was disappointed that Scott didn't apparently raise hell over the swiped vino: however he may have done so, just not shown.

He probably found out but he is a bit chicken so probably thought it best to leave it.

Originally Posted by Mootle

NICE, honey???:eek: What HAS she done to her upper lip? Lea and Pete wotsisname, um , Burns would be really scary when placed side by side..

:D:D


Now that is SERIOUSLY funny!!:D:D

I got all 3 books on special offer a while back. They are OK if you are prepared to suspend reality... I did hear that someone injured their eye while doing a move mentioned in the book, though, so be careful out there:eek:

{{{{honey}}}}
the third book has a different ending to the first one:)

Probably misread Balls for Eye Balls.:D

Originally Posted by Mootle

Yaaaaay!!!:D


the way I saw it, the bartender threatened to nail the duck's beak to the bar if he didn't stop asking for bread. having found out that the bartender didn't actually have any nails handy, the duck went back to asking for bread :D

Some Bartenders are a bit rough, but i suppose he wasn't used to ducks.

Originally Posted by acker

Afternoon Hicky :)...speaking of trouble with aunts, years ago my dad told my mum he was going on a Sunday morning fishing trip with the local Trades Hall . On the Sunday my Aunt was round and she asked where my dad was " Hes gone on a fishing trip with the Trades Hall " said me mum ..." Fishing trip my arse " came the reply " Theyve got full English Breakfast and a bar and strippers on " .....trouble :D...I can still see me and our kid upstairs crying laughing when he got home and she asked him " Did you catch anything " ?....he did ....he sooo did :D

He was the one Caught.:D

[Denley]

Cut the grass, been to the bank, flying visit to mum & dad's to borrow some draining rods, unblocked drain, fed and watered & mucked out next door neighbours' gerbils, itchy and scratchy. I like them, they're adorable little rodents.

oh good she's gone to work <will do other jobs in (ahem) record time later> switches on Tour de France, metaphorically puts feet up on sofa.

[Denley]

Originally Posted by acker

Afternoon minks ...ive done nothing but sit watching some men knock a ball in a hole with a stick

didn't know you were a sports writer acker.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man...in-groun,6204/

[Mootle]

off to slap some more sealant around toilet leak at the back...
Nothing seems to work
*wrings hands together*

[Hicky]

Originally Posted by acker

Afternoon minks ...ive done nothing but sit watching some men knock a ball in a hole with a stick

I don't know why they can't just use the method that is adopted on the practice area's where i used to have a knock about.

You all stand in line and hit the ball as near to the flag as possible with 1 shot then the next person does the same, you don't need to get it in the hole because the first shot proves how good you are.

it would save all that walking and carrying clubs around.

[Hicky]

Originally Posted by Mootle

off to slap some more sealant around toilet leak at the back...
Nothing seems to work
*wrings hands together*

Do you mean the big pipe that comes out of the back that takes the waste to the soil pipe.

If so you will probably need to get a new seal and take the toilet away from the pipe to clean and dry it then fit the new seal.

See Here:
http://www.home-dzine.co.za/diy/diy-fix-toilet.htm

or here:
http://www.ehow.com/how_5939714_repl...pipe-ring.html

Here:
Rubber Seal.:
http://somersoft.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23744

[Denley]

Originally Posted by minkski

Hello late arrivals

I've done quite a bit today- stripped and remade the bed- hung the washing up- taken my car for its MOT hope it doesn't need anything doing to it, I'm broke atm

Yes, I was disappointed that Scott didn't apparently raise hell over the swiped vino: however he may have done so, just not shown.

afternoon minks

you nearly had me there...

You've been very industrious. Fingers crossed for the MOT, I hate them.

Doubt it, Scott seems very meek. As Tom Baker said in an interview once, the meek might inherit the Earth but we'll see how long they hang onto it.

Originally Posted by Mootle

off to slap some more sealant around toilet leak at the back...
Nothing seems to work
*wrings hands together*

Hi moots have you checked the seal? probably just needs a tighten or a re-alignment.

[Hicky]

Have you seen this video of Deana scaring Lauren by taking off a part from 'The Ring'.
Good as well.
http://www.telly.com/CLNPZ?fromtwitvid=1

[Denley]

Originally Posted by Hicky

Have you seen this video of Deana scaring Lauren by taking off a part from 'The Ring'.
Good as well.
http://www.telly.com/CLNPZ?fromtwitvid=1

Deana's an odd ball. Lauren needs to stay or the laughs will stop, she's the focal figure of most of the fun in this BB.

[Hicky]

Originally Posted by Mootle

off to slap some more sealant around toilet leak at the back...
Nothing seems to work
*wrings hands together*

You can't really seal it by adding stuff to the outside.

It needs taking to bits and sorting most probably.

Get a new seal fitted if thats the problem.

But the Toilet Pan will probably need removing to refit a new rubber gasket/seal.

[Hicky]

Originally Posted by Denley

Deana's an odd ball. Lauren needs to stay or the laughs will stop, she's the focal figure of most of the fun in this BB.

I agree, the house would be a lot more fun also if we could get Conor out.
He is stifling everyone as they are all scared of him.

He's trying to control himself getting to the final and if it wasn't for this weeks fix in the nominations he might have been up and we could get him out.

Very few would nominate Conor face to face, BB knew that.

BB sure fixed it for him this week..

[Barracute]

Originally Posted by acker

Afternoon Hicky ...speaking of trouble with aunts, years ago my dad told my mum he was going on a Sunday morning fishing trip with the local Trades Hall . On the Sunday my Aunt was round and she asked where my dad was " Hes gone on a fishing trip with the Trades Hall " said me mum ..." Fishing trip my arse " came the reply " Theyve got full English Breakfast and a bar and strippers on " .....trouble ...I can still see me and our kid upstairs crying laughing when he got home and she asked him " Did you catch anything " ?....he did ....he sooo did

whoops - that caught him out !

[Artemesia]

Originally Posted by Hicky

I don't know about Diet coke, but normal coke dries like a coat of varnish.

So the ants could be a bit stuck up.
They do sick together though.

The reason it has to be diet coke is because sucralose was originally developed as an insecticide. A good reason to limit the use of artificial sweeteners.

[Hicky]

Originally Posted by Artemesia

The reason it has to be diet coke is because sucralose was originally developed as an insecticide. A good reason to limit the use of artificial sweeteners.

Wondered why my Aunt wouldn't drink it.