Neil Simpson's long overdue testimonial.

Should be a great night and well deserved for a fantastic player.

Tbh, I don't think it would be fair to the people of NI to dump either Celtic or Rangers on their country. They are doing well but still have a long way to go I suspect

An Animal, who's face was contorted with venom and hatred when he deliberately ruined a fellow professionals playing career. Deserves f*** all, "a fantastic player"? journeyman at best

Everytime you post mate I always think of The Jam.

'The Bitterest Pill (ock)'

Huge breaking news coming from Germany.

Celtic have scored

I can get you a ticket if you want one?

now That's Entertainment.

Aye for the last 3 years !

FT Aalen 1-2 Celtic.

Next up is Ajax on Saturday.

Nope, it's just the 'Start'

Nah uriah, just pointing out a fact.Google the footage. People don't like facts when it doesn't suit them though. ps The Jam are an all-time fav

It's just that you try and come across as 'Mr Clean' when it appears that you come from a 'Town Called Mailce', mate. It's not google 'Time For Truth'. You seem to have a lot of 'Ghosts' in your locker, 'Going Underground' (I'd expect to find you 'Down In The Tube Station At Midnight') then reinventing yourself as an 'Absolute Beginner'.

You can't have 'The Best of Both Worlds' and claim 'But I'm Different Now'. Your many 'Disguises' are so obvious 'In The Crowd'. Is yours a 'Life From A Window' on a computer taking reality from the 'News of the World'?

It seems to me that you are 'Running On The Spot' keeping to the same old 'Standards', living in a 'Strange Town'. You are a Rangers supporter, as 'Thick as Thieves' ignoring the 'Funeral Pyre' in front of your 'Burning Sky'. Who cares now about 'Billy Hunt'? 'Every Little Bit (extra) Hurts', I know.

But now, 'It's Time To Get Yourself Together'. Rangers fans have now to be 'Happy Together'. You all need to have the 'Dreams of Children' to come out of your 'Dead End Street'.

Ty Webb, 'Don't Tell Me You're Sane' at present. You have a 'Fever' and you're not 'An Innocent Man'. But come the new season you can 'Come On Up' through the leagues, even enjoy being the 'Saturday Kids' for a while - even though you'll have no stands to shelter you from the 'Rain'.

Just 'Scrape Away' and tell 'Tales From The Riverbank' as you dream of the days away from 'The Great Depression'. Just because 'The Planners Dream Goes Wrong' there will be another day 'To Be Someone'.

Ibrox may well be a 'Wasteland' at present but keep telling yourselves 'We've Only Started'. One day you'll be 'Walking In Heaven's Sunshine' again. It will be 'Worlds Apart' from today.

Aye, The Jam - they were okay.

How poetic, to spend almost an hour working out your "witty" retort, get a life or QPR?

Apparently Sevco beat Airdrie 2-1 in a friendly tonight.

So either they've got their SFA membership, or the players were uninsured.

This is the modern world.

That's an impressive result with only 6 players.

It clearly isn't an official match nor can it be classed as a friendly.

It's just a kickabout on a grassy field.

Ty, will you help me keep the QPR thread going this year? I'll need a few 'controversial' posts now Barton's going down a division or two ... a bit like ... well, a bit like Rangers but I doubt even he will drop that many

they do have a highlight package on the sfl tv website

Impressive Jam knowledge

SevCo Scotland is threatening to take Duff and Phelps to court over a payment of £500k made just before the takeover.

Anyway, official pre season results:

Aalen 1-2 Celtic
Elgin City 1-0 Aberdeen
Nairn 0-0 Ross County
Raith 1-1 Motherwell

I reckon qpr will need all the help they can get this year.

'Mod-Father' fanatic ... Don't get me started on The Style Council ... mind you the 'Long Hot Summer' proves he could talk some shite as well

Well, if I'm asking you for help I don't think I'd even attempt to prove you wrong

When folk start talking about the Queens Park Rangers game I'm going to be confused as to what country and division the game is in.

Well, if it helps I'll know exactly what they're talking about.