Are you famous? Do you want to appear on "celebrity" reality TV shows and eat worms? If so, simply take this quick test to find out!

1) Have you ever spotted yourself in a crowd scene in the background of a newspaper photograph? Perhaps you have seen yourself in the crowd at a football match? Yes: 1 point No: 0 points.

2) Have you ever had a text message read out on local radio? Perhaps a request for "The Power Of Love" by Jennifer Rush? Yes: 1 point No: 0 points.

3) Have you ever been an audience member at a recording of Trisha? Yes: 1 point No: 0 points.

4) Have you ever had a text message displayed on the live feed of I'm A celebrity? Perhaps you wrote: "Brockat iz fit. Kerry 2 win! Kazza, Dazza, Spazza and Bazza"? Yes: 1 point No: 0 points.

5) Does your local curry restaurant automatically know who you are when you order a curry by your voice alone? Yes: 1 point No: 0 points.


Now tot up your points and find out if you are as famous as that Fern Cosgrove bloke (you know, him of I'm A Celeb)!

Score 0: I'm sorry, you are not famous at all. It is unlikely, although not impossible, that you will be invited to take part in next years show.

Score 1: Congratulations! You are as famous as Fran Cotgrave (that bloke, you know). Expect an invitation to eat beetles and express shock that there are flies in the jungle any day soon!

Score 2 or over: You are too famous for I'm A Celebrity! You should be on the Paul O'Grady show, reviewing I'm A Celebrity! Well done!

There are fleas on my cat more famous

hooray! I scored 1 on the footy question.I'm a celeb,here I come!

I write for a newspaper.... which probably entitles me to go in as much as Fran thingumy..

PMSL

Hooray - I'm in! Oh hang on, I've just realised I don't like spiders, bugs, fish guts... I'll be the perfect 'celebrity' then!!

The guy is brave though.

I mean he actually sh*gged Jodie Marsh, so nothing in the jungle should be more scary than that.

Perhaps they'd better hold the next show in Wembley Stadium, if that's the criteria...........

I am officially more famous than Fran. Please don't anyone think I was an audience member in Trisha though

"Kilroy" or "Des And Mel" will do.

I know, it was Jerry Springer, wasn't it?

My husband certainly is.

He's not quite upto the E celeb status of the others... alright he's nobody... but it shows. So far, he's only been half as annoying as the rest of them.

(Except for Vic of course )

sorry im not famous,but i am in my own mind

I'm more famous too. I have been seen on tv several times in the crowd at football matches, and once my friend and mum and I were on the front cover of the London Five-A-Side Football tournament programme - does this make me too famous though???

I've been seen in the audience of The Weakest Link (more than once). Does that count?

That's naughty. (Made me laugh though).

i got beat on Countdown , Does that count ? and I have a pic of me with Wham back in 1986
oh poo I might just qualify here, I'm changing my email address in case they contact me
I don't mind spiders but JSP would scare the hell out of me

agree, he's the least famous in there, actually by a long way, never heard of him at all. Looking at the starting credits, he looks like one of those 'up their own arse' look at me types, but seriously fair play to the guy, he seems a really decent guy, laddish, but in the best way. Take it from me sleeping in a hammock is an art, and can take time to get used to - respect him at least for that.

in all fairness to the show, they've got more genuine British celebs in there than before. Gazza would have been the icing on the cake though, i think Fran is his last minute replacement. He won't win, but fair does to the the guy, even if Taffy the drunk from my pub is probably more well known than him. At least unlike the unknowns on Big Brother he's getting paid up front, so i suppose he's the one laughing at the end of the day, easy few grand in my opinion, and i doubt his club won't benefit from the whole thing either.

So how BRITISH is Sheila and Huggy
and nat with that false voice

fair point

excusing Huggy and possibly Sheila (don't know much about her band), they may not be 100% British, though Appleton is better known here than in USA, and i'd class her as a UK Celeb, even if she is from Middle Earth.

I score 1 point, but only if having an email read out on local radio counts for the same number of points as a text....

You should be doing panto with a CV like that!

rm thanks lol
good job I omitted a few other things but i don't kiss and tell

Yes I think an email scores a point. If you made the presenters laugh, then award yourself a point and a half (i.e., already more famous that that Fren Cattagers bloke who's less famous than my goldfish).