Does going to a pantomine and standing a few metres away from hinge and bracket make me more famous than Fran Collymores dog?
Are you more famous than Fran Wotsit? (the bloke in I'm a Celeb)
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Originally Posted by Summer Rain:
“Does going to a pantomine and standing a few metres away from hinge and bracket make me more famous than Fran Collymores dog?”
“Does going to a pantomine and standing a few metres away from hinge and bracket make me more famous than Fran Collymores dog?”
can I have your autograph
Originally Posted by Summer Rain:
“Does going to a pantomine and standing a few metres away from hinge and bracket make me more famous than Fran Collymores dog?”
“Does going to a pantomine and standing a few metres away from hinge and bracket make me more famous than Fran Collymores dog?”
Hmmm. Thats a bit specialist. Did you annoy them in any way? Perhaps they were trying to get to the bar, and you pushed in? That is 1 point easy.
Just being in the audience only counts if you caught a packet of wine gums. It definately does not count if you only caught a toilet roll.
Originally Posted by collymoresdog:
“Hmmm. Thats a bit specialist. Did you annoy them in any way? Perhaps they were trying to get to the bar, and you pushed in? That is 1 point easy.
Just being in the audience only counts if you caught a packet of wine gums. It definately does not count if you only caught a toilet roll.”
“Hmmm. Thats a bit specialist. Did you annoy them in any way? Perhaps they were trying to get to the bar, and you pushed in? That is 1 point easy.
Just being in the audience only counts if you caught a packet of wine gums. It definately does not count if you only caught a toilet roll.”
the bar yes, obviously!
Do I also get a point because Pinkfish asked me for my autograph which I would imagine is one more than Fran has ever been asked for
Fran is obviously a test run for when ITV launch "I'm Not A Celebrity" with ordinary punters next year.
According to the "Oxford Book Of Celeb Classification", He has clocked the traditional alphabet system and gone into the extended realm of the Greek alphabet.
Currently he is classed as a "kappa-list" celeb, although before the show he was classed as a "lamda-list" celeb, so hes' moving up the tables.
"Iota list" comes next, which equates roughly to being as famous as the local window cleaner.
Currently he is classed as a "kappa-list" celeb, although before the show he was classed as a "lamda-list" celeb, so hes' moving up the tables.
"Iota list" comes next, which equates roughly to being as famous as the local window cleaner.
I have been on BBC local news twice once in 1986 (when there was a meningitis scare at my school) and again in about 1998 (being asked in the street about parking tickets).
I've met Keith Chegwin, Clive from Neighbours (the ginger doctor bloke) Stanley Unwin, Charlie Williams and Maria Whittaker, but not all at the same time.
My primary school PE teacher's cousin played a monster in Doctor Who.
I was once asked for directions to the local Post Office by the Cliff Richard bloke that won Stars In Their Eyes.
I saw Bucks Fizz at Butlins in 1997.
Ardal O Hanlon signed a book for me.
I haven't eaten bugs but in about 1991 I paid a mate 50p to eat a daddy long legs. All my other mates paid him 50p and he made about £1.50 and ate the daddy long legs.
My dad looks like Bob Holness off Blockbusters.
All kneel and praise me.
PS Since there isn't a forum for Frank Skinners show:
Shane Macgowan what a splendid example of sobriety, perfect articulation and self preservation that young man is, may he live for many more years. Some might say that he makes Oliver Reed look like Thora Hird but I won't hear a word said against him.
I've met Keith Chegwin, Clive from Neighbours (the ginger doctor bloke) Stanley Unwin, Charlie Williams and Maria Whittaker, but not all at the same time.
My primary school PE teacher's cousin played a monster in Doctor Who.
I was once asked for directions to the local Post Office by the Cliff Richard bloke that won Stars In Their Eyes.
I saw Bucks Fizz at Butlins in 1997.
Ardal O Hanlon signed a book for me.
I haven't eaten bugs but in about 1991 I paid a mate 50p to eat a daddy long legs. All my other mates paid him 50p and he made about £1.50 and ate the daddy long legs.
My dad looks like Bob Holness off Blockbusters.
All kneel and praise me.
PS Since there isn't a forum for Frank Skinners show:
Shane Macgowan what a splendid example of sobriety, perfect articulation and self preservation that young man is, may he live for many more years. Some might say that he makes Oliver Reed look like Thora Hird but I won't hear a word said against him.
Originally Posted by crowby1:
“I have been on BBC local news twice once in 1986 (when there was a meningitis scare at my school) and again in about 1998 (being asked in the street about parking tickets).
I've met Keith Chegwin, Clive from Neighbours (the ginger doctor bloke) Stanley Unwin, Charlie Williams and Maria Whittaker, but not all at the same time.
My primary school PE teacher's cousin played a monster in Doctor Who.
I was once asked for directions to the local Post Office by the Cliff Richard bloke that won Stars In Their Eyes.
I saw Bucks Fizz at Butlins in 1997.
Ardal O Hanlon signed a book for me.
I haven't eaten bugs but in about 1991 I paid a mate 50p to eat a daddy long legs. All my other mates paid him 50p and he made about £1.50 and ate the daddy long legs.
My dad looks like Bob Holness off Blockbusters.
All kneel and praise me.
PS Since there isn't a forum for Frank Skinners show:
Shane Macgowan what a splendid example of sobriety, perfect articulation and self preservation that young man is, may he live for many more years. Some might say that he makes Oliver Reed look like Thora Hird but I won't hear a word said against him.”
“I have been on BBC local news twice once in 1986 (when there was a meningitis scare at my school) and again in about 1998 (being asked in the street about parking tickets).
I've met Keith Chegwin, Clive from Neighbours (the ginger doctor bloke) Stanley Unwin, Charlie Williams and Maria Whittaker, but not all at the same time.
My primary school PE teacher's cousin played a monster in Doctor Who.
I was once asked for directions to the local Post Office by the Cliff Richard bloke that won Stars In Their Eyes.
I saw Bucks Fizz at Butlins in 1997.
Ardal O Hanlon signed a book for me.
I haven't eaten bugs but in about 1991 I paid a mate 50p to eat a daddy long legs. All my other mates paid him 50p and he made about £1.50 and ate the daddy long legs.
My dad looks like Bob Holness off Blockbusters.
All kneel and praise me.
PS Since there isn't a forum for Frank Skinners show:
Shane Macgowan what a splendid example of sobriety, perfect articulation and self preservation that young man is, may he live for many more years. Some might say that he makes Oliver Reed look like Thora Hird but I won't hear a word said against him.”
*bows to the great Crowby1*
Loving ALL of this post
Originally Posted by crowby1:
“I have been on BBC local news twice once in 1986 (when there was a meningitis scare at my school) and again in about 1998 (being asked in the street about parking tickets).
I've met Keith Chegwin, Clive from Neighbours (the ginger doctor bloke) Stanley Unwin, Charlie Williams and Maria Whittaker, but not all at the same time.
My primary school PE teacher's cousin played a monster in Doctor Who.
I was once asked for directions to the local Post Office by the Cliff Richard bloke that won Stars In Their Eyes.
I saw Bucks Fizz at Butlins in 1997.
Ardal O Hanlon signed a book for me.
I haven't eaten bugs but in about 1991 I paid a mate 50p to eat a daddy long legs. All my other mates paid him 50p and he made about £1.50 and ate the daddy long legs.
My dad looks like Bob Holness off Blockbusters.
All kneel and praise me.
PS Since there isn't a forum for Frank Skinners show:
Shane Macgowan what a splendid example of sobriety, perfect articulation and self preservation that young man is, may he live for many more years. Some might say that he makes Oliver Reed look like Thora Hird but I won't hear a word said against him.”
“I have been on BBC local news twice once in 1986 (when there was a meningitis scare at my school) and again in about 1998 (being asked in the street about parking tickets).
I've met Keith Chegwin, Clive from Neighbours (the ginger doctor bloke) Stanley Unwin, Charlie Williams and Maria Whittaker, but not all at the same time.
My primary school PE teacher's cousin played a monster in Doctor Who.
I was once asked for directions to the local Post Office by the Cliff Richard bloke that won Stars In Their Eyes.
I saw Bucks Fizz at Butlins in 1997.
Ardal O Hanlon signed a book for me.
I haven't eaten bugs but in about 1991 I paid a mate 50p to eat a daddy long legs. All my other mates paid him 50p and he made about £1.50 and ate the daddy long legs.
My dad looks like Bob Holness off Blockbusters.
All kneel and praise me.
PS Since there isn't a forum for Frank Skinners show:
Shane Macgowan what a splendid example of sobriety, perfect articulation and self preservation that young man is, may he live for many more years. Some might say that he makes Oliver Reed look like Thora Hird but I won't hear a word said against him.”
You had me with the clive from Neighbours bit
SO, crowby1, what caused you turn down your offer for this years show? Come on, you must have been asked before Fern Crossstitch?
Originally Posted by collymoresdog:
“SO, crowby1, what caused you turn down your offer for this years show? Come on, you must have been asked before Fern Crossstitch?”
“SO, crowby1, what caused you turn down your offer for this years show? Come on, you must have been asked before Fern Crossstitch?”
LMAO@Fern Crossstitch
Originally Posted by collymoresdog:
“Yes I think an email scores a point. If you made the presenters laugh, then award yourself a point and a half (i.e., already more famous that that Fren Cattagers bloke who's less famous than my goldfish).”
“Yes I think an email scores a point. If you made the presenters laugh, then award yourself a point and a half (i.e., already more famous that that Fren Cattagers bloke who's less famous than my goldfish).”
oooh ooooh, I DID make them laugh! I'm officially more famous than Fran!
Right I must be A list
No 1 I was seen by my mum in 1976 behind the goals at a man utd match on mach of the day (she went mad) 1 point
No 2 Yes when I moved to Poole from Manchester song by M people Moving on up lol 1 point
No 3 No but went to a recording of Lift Off in Granada studios and meet Slade
No 4 Yes Supporting Brian 1 point
No 5 Yes Korma every time 1 point and i get freebbies as well 1 point
Total 4 points lol Paul Hear I come
Mandy
p.s. I was also on the sky football news when I went to the man utd training ground to meet Eric Cantona and had a pic on front page of manchester Evening news when I meet Slade back in the 70s
Hehehehehehehe
No 1 I was seen by my mum in 1976 behind the goals at a man utd match on mach of the day (she went mad) 1 point
No 2 Yes when I moved to Poole from Manchester song by M people Moving on up lol 1 point
No 3 No but went to a recording of Lift Off in Granada studios and meet Slade
No 4 Yes Supporting Brian 1 point
No 5 Yes Korma every time 1 point and i get freebbies as well 1 point
Total 4 points lol Paul Hear I come
Mandy
p.s. I was also on the sky football news when I went to the man utd training ground to meet Eric Cantona and had a pic on front page of manchester Evening news when I meet Slade back in the 70s
Hehehehehehehe
I have been on The Time and The Place!! I was one of the main guests! But that show is not on no more, so I guess Fran beats me!!
I once won an Easter Egg on a BBC Radio Leeds competition.
I have appeared on a TV quiz show (1977)
My local Indian take away send me a Christmas card and give me a calendar.
I think I would have been asked to appear this year but I am related to someone who works at Granada so I think that disqualified me which is a pity because I think I would have won.
I have appeared on a TV quiz show (1977)
My local Indian take away send me a Christmas card and give me a calendar.
I think I would have been asked to appear this year but I am related to someone who works at Granada so I think that disqualified me which is a pity because I think I would have won.
Originally Posted by jimmya1:
“I once got mistaken for Freddie Mercury does that count ?”
“I once got mistaken for Freddie Mercury does that count ?”
Count? Thats celebrity gold! You should be in "Dictionary Corner" on countdown at the very least.
Originally Posted by bevheth:
“I once won an Easter Egg on a BBC Radio Leeds competition.
I have appeared on a TV quiz show (1977)
My local Indian take away send me a Christmas card and give me a calendar.
I think I would have been asked to appear this year but I am related to someone who works at Granada so I think that disqualified me which is a pity because I think I would have won.”
“I once won an Easter Egg on a BBC Radio Leeds competition.
I have appeared on a TV quiz show (1977)
My local Indian take away send me a Christmas card and give me a calendar.
I think I would have been asked to appear this year but I am related to someone who works at Granada so I think that disqualified me which is a pity because I think I would have won.”
I think you would have won too. Anyone who gets Christmas cards from curry houses must have something about them.
Originally Posted by collymoresdog:
“Count? Thats celebrity gold! You should be in "Dictionary Corner" on countdown at the very least.”
“Count? Thats celebrity gold! You should be in "Dictionary Corner" on countdown at the very least.”
When I was on countdown I upset Richard Digence (he was the celeb that week) I said to him that I had hoped the celeb was gonna be Tom O'conner or Richard Stilgoe
i go beat by about 25 points i think
Telling a minor celeb that you would have preferred Richard Stilgoe deserves some kind of award. You should get the keys to the city or something. Or a lifetimes supply of cat food.
Genius. Did he get the hump?
Genius. Did he get the hump?
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