Well - it will be no surprise to the cynical RTV lot here but....Brian Harvey recorded a single about the Jungle with Truesteppers and it's ready for release now!It's called (wait for it) SOS In The Jungle!

I've heard it. It rotted my ears. I'd rather spend a night in a morgue with Darren Day than hear it again. But if you're brave enough...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004552212,00.html

By sheer conincidence...Sheila Ferguson also has a record out and Appleton having been planning their second album for ages and were meant to be in the studio now!

So - which of our jungle chums has your vote for Best Jungle tune?

Jungle Rock? Insania? Brian? Katie Price debut effort?

Also - hopefully Natalie Appleton has developed a phobia of making records - can we assume that she's ended not only hers but her sisters singing career too by default?

No contest there. Sheila is the one for me as she can actually sing without any artificial enhancements and has a strong voice.

But it is better to wait to hear all their efforts, and I don't begrudge them for trying something now that they are in the public eye.

No truth in the rumour that JSP is going to release a version of "wind beneath my wings" ??

She is the laziest in the camp, and the most desparate to revive her career