OK, here are the first three weeks. Mostly tweets but a couple of facebook posts; mostly concerning Luke , but a couple about other people that amused me.
16-6 12.14am: Scott, Ashleigh, Adam, Luke A, Lauren, Deana, Becky and Adam are being loud in the garden.
10.38am: Eggs á la Luke A for brekkie. They'd be lost without him.
17-6 Luke A, Scott and Becky are having a very deep heart-to-heart.
18-6 12.05am: Adam, Luke A and Conor are having a conversation about mortality. Conor is slightly out of his depth.
19-6 12.39am: Becky is trying on thongs in the bedroom which has caused Adam to flee.
19-6 3.40pm: Luke A and Lydia agree Adam is an awesome guy
21-6 10.59pm: Dear Luke S, never pretend to be Dizzee Rascal again. Sincerely yours, the Digital team.
22-6 1.58am: A hardcore four - Benedict, Lydia, Scott and Luke A are in the hot tub. The rest are in bed.
22-6 6.19pm: Luke A, Lauren,and Ashleigh are trading tragic childhood pet stories - including accidental goldfish/hamster slayings.
23-6 3.01pm: Caroline and Scott are doing the daintiest work-out in the garden. So far they've burnt approx 0.0002 calories.
24-6 10.55am: 'That's dysentery in a pan, that is' says Luke A, looking at an item in the encrusted washing up bowl.
9.21pm: Lydia just asked Lauren if Jersey has internet. It's Jersey, not Timbuktu.
10.12pm: Luke A says he's "starting to like Becky".
25-6 1.45am: Luke A, Lauren, Adam and Deana are plotting pranks in the garden. Naughty, naughty.
9.38am: BB announces that nominations begin in 60 minutes. 'So that's an hour, right?' asks Luke A. He knows his time-units.
26-6 12.13pm: Chef Luke A asks if anyone has dried out banana skins in the oven, as an alternative to cigs. Sounds gross
4.24pm: They're talking about first impressions. Luke A was scared of Sara.
27-6 8.37am: Caroline christened herself, Sara, Arron and Conor "the awesome foursome”
8.03pm: Caroline's giving Scott tips on how to rap. So much expertise, he'd be a fool not to listen.
28-6 1.07am: Luke A and Adam are convinced there's a rodent of some kind sharing their garden.
29-6 1.47am: Luke A and Lauren indulge in some competitive whistling under blankets and the night sky. It's like cub camp out there.
5.30pm: Luke A has been prised from his seat in the smoking area for a little game of babyfoot.
5.47pm: Luke A and Luke S are bonding in the kitchen.
5.57pm: Lukes A and S stir huge lumps of half-cooked mince in a pan. This fresh friendship is getting meaty.
8.41pm: Adam and Luke S are suggesting items to take out of the House when they are evicted. Adam would like to take the telly.
30-6 12.37am: Scott and Luke A are discussing the fluid nature of gender. All over the place, new bonds are forming. Lovely stuff.
5.40pm:"Every 4 weeks take a pic of yourself and you'll see parts getting bigger", Luke S advising Luke A on how to bulk up.
7.30pm: On the strength of this one gastronomic feat, Becky suggests the two Lukes open a restaurant together with £100K BB prize
1-7 11.47am: All the girls are huddling together and comparing delicate upstairs bits. We kid you not.
7.20pm: Luke A and Scott are talking about love spells, magic, and the paranormal.
2-7 10.06am: Luke A thought Kate Moss was French. Unless Croydon has been colonised while we weren't looking he is very wrong.
3-7 1.03am: Arron's asking for sympathy regarding weight gain from Adam and Luke A, which seems somewhat misguided.
Caroline and Shievonne cosied up on the bathroom chaise longue. Shievonne said, “ I think people have just hit rock bottom. Last night to me it sounded like I was at Glastonbury. It sounded like The Lion King.”
Caroline says one group got angry with her because she was siding with the other group.
The pair were agreed on one thing – Luke A was a hero.
Shievonne said, “Bless his little heart. He really looked after me last night.”
The green team were quickly dubbed The Bogey Brigade and The Kermit Crew. Luke S proclaimed that green is best because green, "is for go," and that blue isn't even on the traffic light system. Luke A reasoned that it was because blue was unique. He likened his team to The Smurfs because they were, “blue and quietly confident.”
3-7 8.06pm: Caroline, Adam and Luke A are talking about the Seattle music scene. It's grungey in the garden. Nevermind.
11.54pm: While Arron, Conor et al speak animatedly about noms, the Outsiders and Becky talk day-to-day stuff quite peacefully.
4-7. 11.11pm: Arron, Conor, Adam and Luke A are in the hot tub. It's a boiling broth of testosterone at the moment.
5-7 1.57am: "Look at that little cloud - the darkness is about to consume the light" Adam, the poet.