Further to a post I did, hmmm, some time ago, here are some more tweets; this time from 6th July (beginning of week 4) to 10th July. Eek, that is only five days. It takes quite a while though to find ones that relate to Luke and chuck out a lot of really dull stuff along the way.
6-7 10.15am: They're up. Luke S has made sure his six pack is still there.
1.14pm: Adam is lying on the floor while Lauren shows him how agile she can be. #bbuklive
12.20am: Deana reckons that Luke S is a robot. Her impression of him greeting Ashleigh, "Hi babe" is special
2.38pm: Ashleigh's still dwelling on her dream from last night. And now Luke A is fessing up to a slightly smutty dream he had.
7-7 12.37am: Luke A and Lauren are having a heart-to-heart. They're finding nice stuff to say about Arron.
1.30am: Lauren and Luke A have a very interesting plan up their Blue sleeves.
10.23am: Very interesting conversation between Sara and Luke A. She tells him she finally knows who to trust.
1.43pm: Conor's breezing his sausage-breath at Luke A who looks like he might keel over and die at the pong.
1.45pm: Luke A scoffs white onion and prepares to gust his breath down a tube at Shievonne's nostrils. She's clearly terrified.
1.52pm: Luke A's face is actually indescribable as he receives a blast of pickled onion 'au Conor'. 'Pained' doesn't cover it.
2.01pm: As Luke A breathes chicken korma at her, Shievonne flails like a doll trapped in a wind tunnel. Quite a spectacle.
2.50pm: Luke A is called to the Diary Room by Big Brother. He's hoping he'll get a photo of his wife as requested.
4.19pm: Luke A and Lauren are talking about the kisses you get off your nan. Awww.
5.10pm: Lauren, Luke A, Ashleigh and Sara are discussing how they popped their cherries. Guess who lost it in the sand dunes?
5.30pm: A small but attractive 'Luke A Appreciation Society' has formed in the garden. Members: Lauren, Sara and (natch) Luke A.
8-7 1.27am: A fuming Adam is now venting to Insiders Luke A and Lauren. Elsewhere, Conor has put a carrot down his trousers.
10.25am: Lauren's having a little understated weep. She feels alone. 'You've got me and Adam', Luke A reminds her
12.09pm: Sara's favourite food is risotto, while Luke A would settle for a cheese sandwich #imaginative
8.30pm: Deana and Luke A have just finished up a hardcore bonding session. Bonding not bondage. Minds out of the gutter.
9-7 12.42pm: Lauren, Adam and Luke A are talking about self-pleasure in the garden
12.53am: Luke A would be "scared" to have relations with Sara. We're sure the feeling's mutual.
1.15am: Adam, Luke A and Lauren are debating the big questions. Chris Tucker or Chris Rock? Who would you choose?
.29am: Luke A and Adam are chatting about culture from before Lauren's time. "You're showing your age," she says. The cheek.
1.42am: All the HM's are in bed, apart from Lauren, Luke A and Adam who are chatting away into the night.
Breaking news – Ashleigh is quitting the cigs. When quizzed by Lauren and Luke A, Ashleigh revealed that a bad dream about black lungs had prompted her decision, but she may still have one or two when she drinks alcohol.
4.22pm: Adam has revealed his Achilles heel. Maggots.
8.13pm: Caroline tells Deana she 'couldn't bear to spend another minute with Luke A' and she's 'never known anyone so artificial'
8.35pm: Caroline's now sounding off about Luke A to Becky. She's on a serious mission this evening.
10.38pm: Shievonne's telling Deana that certain people (implying The Outsiders) are stirring and haven't got her back.
10.53pm: Caroline says: 'I find it physically disgusting that people think they'd rather live with Luke A than Conor'.
11.38pm: Caroline, Shievonne and Conor are complaining about Sara, Luke A and Deana. It's a three-pronged gossip.
10-7 1.01am: Ashleigh: "Something just crawled up my leg!" Well, if you will climb into bed with Luke S...
1.19am: Deana is soothing Lauren by improvising a story about peacocks and 'foxes kissing their cubs'. Potential literary genius.
1.58am: We'll leave the usual suspects (Lauren, Luke A, Adam) chatting in the Smoking Area and see you in the morning. Toodle-oo!
4.27pm: Luke A has vowed to get an orange spray tan tonight. Will he do an 'Alex' from last year?
6.28pm: Caroline just asked Conor: "why am I stuck with all these losers?" We don't know Caroline, you tell us.