If you're reading this:

a) get off the computer and look after your kids instead of letting someone else do it. But make sure someone is supervising you.

b) realise that these people on the show only said nice things about you and said they were sorry to see you go because they want to win.

c) see a plastic surgeon for your ears.

d) see a psychiatrist for your mentalism.

e) see another one.

f) see another one.

g) STAY OFF THE BLOODY TV

'Ear 'Ear!

Well said. Would also just add "All talk, no action".

And wasn't it amazing that she could walk over the bridges at the end without any problem. No freezing, no "I can't do it", no-one to help her. A bloody miracle.

Invest some of those All Saints royalties in a very good therapist.

I saw one of the slappertons in London a couple of months ago, walking down the street smoking. Very ordinary looking. Didn't notice big ears but was "wrapped up". I should have pushed her under a car then!

Even if it was her sister...same applies