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Old 09-08-2012, 02:36
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A young man with a ludicrously fruity voice picks up the phone....

"Good evening dear sirs and gentle lady-folk - welcome to Scott's Sinful Sexual Seraglio - purveyors of the highest form of perversion on the telephonic apparatus in the English-speaking world.

For your delectation and delight this evening...

Press button 1 for furious frottage...Press 2 for delights of the nether regions...Press 3 for glorious gamahuching...Press 4 for our tempestous intercourse with a tribadic threesome.

We guarantee your conversation will conclude with a copious discharge from your membrum virile...

Calls cost one pound, two shillings threepence farthing per minute after twilight...telephone communication through wireless apparati may incur considerable charges"

Call Macclesfield 1212 - post-haste !
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:37
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Hhahah
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:42
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You forgot to leave the number.
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:45
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Heavy breathing... "What are you wearing?"

Scott "Well it's a very nice Edwardian suit, finest cashmere, and those rather fantastic knee socks. The shoes are okay, but I'd prefer the regency ones."

Click.
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:46
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I enjoyed that post but I must admit I had to Google gamahuching.
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:48
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I enjoyed that post but I must admit I had to Google gamahuching.
I have read a lot of Victorian erotica in my time...
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Old 09-08-2012, 02:51
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I need some tissues.
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:02
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I have read a lot of Victorian erotica in my time...
I didn't even know they did that in those days. It was only very occasionally available in the late 1970s when I started
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:10
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I enjoyed that post but I must admit I had to Google gamahuching.
It's a bit of a mouth full!
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:14
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Very good
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:19
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Heavy breathing... "What are you wearing?"

Scott "Well it's a very nice Edwardian suit, finest cashmere, and those rather fantastic knee socks. The shoes are okay, but I'd prefer the regency ones."

Click.
Excellent !
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:25
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It was only very occasionally available in the late 1970s when I started
What - gamahuching or Victorian erotica?

The Romance of Lust (in two volumes) is my favourite - deleriously crazy and has more sexual combinations than you ever thought possible.
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:31
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Heavy breathing... "What are you wearing?"

Scott "Well it's a very nice Edwardian suit, finest cashmere, and those rather fantastic knee socks. The shoes are okay, but I'd prefer the regency ones."

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lol
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:39
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What - gamahuching or Victorian erotica?

The Romance of Lust (in two volumes) is my favourite - deleriously crazy and has more sexual combinations than you ever thought possible.


I was referring to the gamahuching not the literature - I only ever read the straight stuff. I blame the teachers!
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:45
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Great post OP
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Old 09-08-2012, 06:45
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Sara in the background saying, I don't wanna talk about this right now.
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Old 09-08-2012, 07:37
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I always wondered where the word gamming came from. Thanks to this post, now I know.
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:40
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:48
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I am sure he will be rrregaling rrrandy rrrapscallions and have them wrrrithing with rrrapture!
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:59
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Very good post OP.....

Particularly the furious frottage....

Makes a nice change .....
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:02
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Heavy breathing... "What are you wearing?"

Scott "Well it's a very nice Edwardian suit, finest cashmere, and those rather fantastic knee socks. The shoes are okay, but I'd prefer the regency ones."

Click.
Genius
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:49
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Loving this thread OP, well done, God knows we need a bit of humour on here.......
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Old 09-08-2012, 13:09
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I didn't even know they did that in those days. It was only very occasionally available in the late 1970s when I started
I read 'The Pearl' in my teens, so I remember the words used!
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