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Old 09-08-2012, 11:04
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I think the funniest I have ever heard is last year on the news, there was a guy called 'Major Dickie Head'.
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:07
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:07
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:08
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:09
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:14
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I still think the weirdest name is 'Blanket' as in Blanket Jackson.

There's always Moon Unit Zappa (now usually known as Moon Zappa, which is quite fun) but you know that was an intentionally crazy name.

But 'Blanket' - why would you name your child after bedding??
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:17
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Oh, and Fanny Schmelar (if you watched The Chase you'll see how funny the presenter found it).
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:18
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NIna Nanar .I always smile when I hear her mentioned .It sounds like an ambulance siren .
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:40
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Oh, and Fanny Schmelar (if you watched The Chase you'll see how funny the presenter found it).
Aw I remember seeing that, I don't really watch it but my mum does and I happened to glance at it, it was Bradley Walsh?? I think and he couldn't even speak properly he was laughing that much lol
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:42
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NIna Nanar .I always smile when I hear her mentioned .It sounds like an ambulance siren .
That is one of the most absurd names I've ever heard. Every time I hear it I wonder WTF the parents were thinking.
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:53
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NIna Nanar .I always smile when I hear her mentioned .It sounds like an ambulance siren .
She always sounds like this to me!
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:12
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A colleague of my husband is called Roger Mycock

My mum's next door neighbour is called Olive Green!
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:16
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Oh, and Fanny Schmelar (if you watched The Chase you'll see how funny the presenter found it).
I watched that. Couldn't help laughing along with Bradley Walsh. I saw a repeat not so long ago and it still made me laugh.
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:43
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:47
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A colleague of my husband is called Roger Mycock

My mum's next door neighbour is called Olive Green!
We once had a policeman a university come to see us. His name was Paul Mycock. I felt so sorry for him. Surely you would change your name?
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Old 09-08-2012, 12:52
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Many years ago covering a reception desk I had to put calls through to Roger Keeble-Buckle. Still makes me titter.
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Old 09-08-2012, 13:10
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My mum used to see a Dr. Lillycrapper
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Old 09-08-2012, 13:15
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My OH used to have a nurse at their school called Sister Spankie
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Old 09-08-2012, 13:19
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girlfriend called "comfort unit number 6"

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Old 09-08-2012, 15:20
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Nina Nanar .I always smile when I hear her mentioned .It sounds like an ambulance siren .
I know. Made more hilarious because her name is always read out in serious contexts by poker-faced newsreaders.

The Olympic athlete whose surname was Johnson-Thompson. There are some surname combinations that should just never be hyphenated.

Mohammed Mohammed has to be one of the worst. It's bad enough giving your child their surname as a first name too, but when that surname happens to be the most popular boy's name in the world, you're just taking the cake. It's as if his parents were actively trying to give him the most boring name they could think of.
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Old 09-08-2012, 15:25
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Gay Search. (British TV presenter)

O bum. (Work colleague - we called him Obama)

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Old 09-08-2012, 15:27
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Old 09-08-2012, 15:50
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I had a college lecturer, called Hugh Janus, of course it is pronounced Ja-n-oos, but being 17 and seeing it written down first at the time lols a plenty!

When I worked in a call centre I had a policyholder on the phone called Dr Death, of course it was pronounced di-ath, again I had dealt with the paperwork before he was called back...he was fuming and very clear, before I addressed him, on the pronunciation of his name..still..hehe..

Nina Nannar, that's the funniest though
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Old 09-08-2012, 15:59
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Harry Minge (Scott Mills calling people in USA with funny names)

Ophelia Bumgardner (Graham Norton doing the same thing on TV many years ago)
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Old 09-08-2012, 16:02
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Juan Duran (Google the name if you think I'm making it up)
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